Side Effect of Happy Pills

DanWall

I suffer from SADs and I am on anti-depressant, come the light evenings I think I get a double dose of Serotonin and I am getting a few funny dreams now as a side effect. For example:
I dreamt that I was playing football in goal, and dived to save the ball, and dived on to the bedroom floor, my wife said “what are you doing” and I looked up and said “I have just saved a goal”
Another time I had this guy in a headlock and my wife woke me because it was her arm in a lock, (I was relieved it was only her arm I could have been done for murder)
I invented these special scooter skates that you put on one foot and could scoot around large department stores, until my wheel jammed and I went into the display racks and ended on the bedroom floor again.
I was at a football match and when the ref. blew his whistle, nobody took any notice, then he farted and the whole stadium went quiet. I woke up laughing at that one.
There are lots more, all hilarious I should write a book on them. My wife has decided to use the other bedroom because I am also verbal in my sleep (it’s the only times she listens to me)
The sleep centre wanted €2000 to do test, they can get lost I’m making my own entertainment.

Leelaa22

Wow thats mad! Im on happy pills too, but I dont think Ive talked or moved according to my dreams. Haha it does sound like fun though.