All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

OldGoat

My liver was byond saving many years ago.
And the devil and I have number of deals running concurrently. :cool:

Rubecula

The Devil and me have an understanding, he leaves me alone and I won't date his sister again.

Jellybaby1

There is also the picture in the attic! :eek:

Spread

Jellybaby1 wrote: »

There is also the picture in the attic! :eek:

In your attic too? Hmmmmmmm! A polaroid bi-location. I thought Padre Pio was your man for that?

Chucken

Jellybaby1 wrote: »

There is also the picture in the attic! :eek:

Spread wrote: »

In your attic too? Hmmmmmmm! A polaroid bi-location. I thought Padre Pio was your man for that?

Have ye hit the cooking sherry?

Jellybaby1

Spread wrote: »

In your attic too? Hmmmmmmm! A polaroid bi-location. I thought Padre Pio was your man for that?

Naw, the Padre wouldn't live with me, couldn't hack it!

Spread

Chucken wrote: »

Have ye hit the cooking sherry?

Nah! But am going to open a chilled bottle of Sweet Red right now

Rubecula

"But Holmes why go through the yellow door?"

"My dear Watson, it is a Lemon Entry."



Oh dear I think I am losing it here. I have just spent nearly two hours trying to sort out a holiday for myself and apparently you can't depart from where I am. So it looks like I am stuck.

Wouldn't mind if someone could throw up a few ideas to help.

Jellybaby1

Rubecula wrote: »

"But Holmes why go through the yellow door?"

"My dear Watson, it is a Lemon Entry."



Oh dear I think I am losing it here. I have just spent nearly two hours trying to sort out a holiday for myself and apparently you can't depart from where I am. So it looks like I am stuck.

Wouldn't mind if someone could throw up a few ideas to help.

That's so Irish! It's like asking someone directions and getting the reply 'well, I wouldn't start from here'.

Chucken

o/ Here I come to save the day!!

Tell me your travel problems Rube, I'll sort you out.

ruthloss

Chucken wrote: »

o/ Here I come to save the day!!

Tell me your travel problems Rube, I'll sort you out.

I'm having severe problems with my holiday arrangements as well.,
apparently it costs loads of money, well that's my only problem really.:o

Rubecula

Chucken wrote: »

o/ Here I come to save the day!!

Tell me your travel problems Rube, I'll sort you out.

Well I need a break to be sure, but I don't have a clue what too do. I want something quiet and relaxing. Maybe a river cruise or something, or a guided coach trip to somewhere peaceful, historic, quiet, wild and well away from here.

On the other hand a week or two in the fleshpots of Cardiff might be fun too :pac:

getz

Rubecula wrote: »

Well I need a break to be sure, but I don't have a clue what too do. I want something quiet and relaxing. Maybe a river cruise or something, or a guided coach trip to somewhere peaceful, historic, quiet, wild and well away from here.

On the other hand a week or two in the fleshpots of Cardiff might be fun too :pac:

cardiff cardiff,i remember cardiff in the late 50s my merchant navy life,now what was that girl i picked up that night,she was some sort of singer,shirley something or other,getting old cannot remember

Rubecula

Shirley Crabtree? A famous entertainer ...... in the wrestling ring :pac:

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4707529610429283&pid=1.1

getz

Rubecula wrote: »

Shirley Crabtree? A famous entertainer ...... in the wrestling ring :pac:

i was so bloody drunk it could have been

Chucken

Rubecula wrote: »

Well I need a break to be sure, but I don't have a clue what too do. I want something quiet and relaxing. Maybe a river cruise or something, or a guided coach trip to somewhere peaceful, historic, quiet, wild and well away from here.

On the other hand a week or two in the fleshpots of Cardiff might be fun too :pac:

:eek: A week or 2? Are you off your head man?

Right..do you want to go "foreign"? Come on, you're not giving me much to work with here

Jellybaby1

Shirley Crabtree? As yes, I remember her well from Tiger Bay. Had a thing for feathers and fur, and warbled a lot!

getz

Jellybaby1 wrote: »

Shirley Crabtree? As yes, I remember her well from Tiger Bay. Had a thing for feathers and fur, and warbled a lot!

the strange thing is,when that film was made i was a young whipersnapper on that ship in avonmouth docks,and i was paid £10 to stand in as a extra,that was a months wages then, years later i also posed as a extra on a ship sailing down the manchester ship canal,that film was called ;a taste of honey;both classics

Chucken

Woohoo!!!! Anyone home?

Alice1

Yes, Ali is here.:)

Chucken

/waves

They're all very quite aren't they?
Did they all go to OG's anniversary party and forget to come home :eek:

Alice1

Anniversary party? What anniversary party? I didn't know about it - and I wasn't invited - so I'm now going to sulk mightily:mad:

Chucken

Aw dont sulk Ali

OG mentioned it a while back. He also mentioned having a drinky or 2 on the night.
I havent seen him since :eek:

Ramette

Evening ladies

Looks like we have the place to ourselves!

Rubecula

* disguised as a rhododendron bush*

*waves a friendly twig at the ladies*

Hellooooooooooooooo

Ramette

Oh dear Chuuuuucken Rube is having a turn... Better get Nurse Ratchet to sort him
out!

Jellybaby1

Hi girls, I just popped in for a minute. I think the boys are outside playing.

Alice1

Rube, will ya up this lurkin' in the shrubbery!. You know it makes me nervous and when I get nervous....well, probably best not to go into this now.

OldGoat

/Very disheveled, trailing yet another feather boa aquired from some floozy - and an empty bottle of fizz.

Well, that was nice.
Oh Alice, you didn't miss anything. The party I had was for Mrs.Goat and myself and a sample of everything on the menu in our favorite wine bar. :cool:
I am now back on the dry till September when I'm allowing myself a birthday pint.

Chucken

I'll be looking for moral support from tomorrow.
38 years of the evil weed, I'm giving up smoking

Before you ask, yes I started smoking at 10