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All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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    #4502
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Congratulations Chucken! That is super! Yep, guesswork on my first two as well - then my little surprise arrived and I was sooo laid back about him, twas great


    :) Thanks Alice. I cant imagine a baba in the house but we'll do fine.


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    #4503
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Congratulations Chucken I am so happy for you. Wonderful news dear friend.


    ;) Ta me aul buddy...now..is this the part of life where Ive to grow up? :eek:


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    #4504
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    oh i think a poem is in order

    Chucken's gonna be a granny....

    hmm what word rhymes with granny :P


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    #4505
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Ramette wrote: »
    oh i think a poem is in order

    Chucken's gonna be a granny....

    hmm what word rhymes with granny :P

    I am so NOT touching that one.


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    #4506
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Ramette wrote: »
    oh i think a poem is in order

    Chucken's gonna be a granny....

    hmm what word rhymes with granny :P

    NURSE...sedative for Ram....QUICKLY NURSE!!!:p


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    #4507
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Through every nook and every cranny
    The wind blew in on poor old Granny
    Around her knees, into each ear
    (And up nose as well, I fear)

    All through the night the wind grew worse
    It nearly made the vicar curse
    The top had fallen off the steeple
    Just missing him (and other people)

    It blew on man, it blew on beast
    It blew on nun, it blew on priest
    It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
    But most of all, it blew on Granny!

    Not me...Spike Milligan :)


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    #4508
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Chucken's going to be a Granny

    At 38 there can't be many

    Young wans like her on this Earth

    Who's children now are giving birth



    Alas this ode is short and sweet

    (So short and sweet and soon complete)

    That it behoves a toast to call

    "Congrats to Chucken", from us all.


    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4509
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Bravo Spread Bravo!


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    #4510
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Pity Butlin's are no longer at Mosney, Chucken could have gone in for the glamorous granny competition. Hi-de-hi campers!!


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    #4511
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Cicero wrote: »
    It blew on nun, it blew on priest


    Not me...Spike Milligan :)

    A bit of a dilemma here for Old Goat .......... who does he ban? ........ the world's first alternative fruitcake or Cicero.

    Hope this squealing is not misconstrued as artistic jealousy :D But rules are rules :p


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    #4512
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Spread wrote: »
    Chucken's going to be a Granny

    At 38 there can't be many


    Why thank you kind sir for shaving 10 years off my age :D


    *Great poem thank you* :)


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    #4513
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Spread wrote: »

    Hope this squealing is not misconstrued as artistic jealousy :D But rules are rules :p

    Lol...aren't you sharp eyed....Never spotted it at all when I posted:D


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    #4514
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Cicero wrote: »
    Lol...aren't you sharp eyed....Never spotted it at all when I posted:D
    Ah I think the nun on her own is okay - tis only when it's nun that the problem (and the ban hammer) arises.


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    #4515
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Spidey sense tingling...BanHammer twitching...multicoloured Forbidden words reference...

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4516
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Shhhhhhh its just an illusion. You saw nothing...nothing...nothing....

    solar_burst_poster-r460ee110ab754429bb5167f5d5e43d97_w2q_400.jpg


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    #4517
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Are you not on holidays mr OG?
    Surely a mod cannot use his powers of retribution whilst on vacation?

    In cicero's defence I believe the offending words were not used in the normal context therefore are in admissible (Lordy I can't spell) to the court of the Goat?


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    #4518
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Mods don't get vacatioins. We are a dedicated hard working diligent bunch with a coke and hooker fixation.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4519
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Mods don't get vacatioins. We are a dedicated hard working diligent bunch with a coke and hooker fixation.

    Now you're sucking diesel OG

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4520
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    While driving home this evening, HSH's car was struck by a falling tree. She's fine but very lucky. Car's roof, boot, back door and nearside back panel took a hit and of course glass all over the place. Tried to upload snapfish pics without success. You think that this would be the last thing that could happen to anyone. There was wind and the earth was sodden after three days of rain. She saw it coming down and floored it so the roof over the back seat was the point of impact. This was about a half a mile from home.

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4521
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Oh Spread she/you must have got an awful fright. Fair dues to HSH putting the foot to the metal!


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    #4522
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Delighted to hear she is okay Spread - she must have got some fright.

    Away now for a few days - my niece is receiving her First Holy Communion on Saturday down the country.


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    #4523
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Thank God she's ok Spread. Her quick thinking obviously saved her. Doesn't bear thinking about but thankfully the car took the hit.


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    #4524
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Thanks folks! The AutoBody shop quotes $7.5K for doing it and will take about a month ........... getting in parts etc. Insurance OK'd it and gave her a Ford Fusion for the duration.

    Anyone up early? Please say a prayer for QPR.

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4525
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Spread wrote: »
    Thanks folks! The AutoBody shop quotes $7.5K for doing it and will take about a month ........... getting in parts etc. Insurance OK'd it and gave her a Ford Fusion for the duration.

    Anyone up early? Please say a prayer for QPR.

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)

    That was a whole ordeal Spread. This forum doesn't half get its share of exciting adventures. Hope Mrs. Spread doing OK now.:)

    As for prayers for QPR, I think you'll find some objections from certain mods to that request. I got dogs abuse when I opened this thread and spelt god with a capital G . :p


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    #4526
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Cicero wrote: »
    That was a whole ordeal Spread. This forum doesn't half get its share of exciting adventures. Hope Mrs. Spread doing OK now.:)

    As for prayers for QPR, I think you'll find some objections from certain mods to that request. I got dogs abuse when I opened this thread and spelt god with a capital G . :p

    jhc (notice the lower case) got up and was all ready for the match .......... nothing on the box ......... tried to get a stream from wiziwig - nothing :confused:. Went to BBC Football only to find that matches are tomorrow. So please folks .......... (just in case ye are afraid of non believing Mod) a Novena to Dionysus ......... and if results go right will buy anyone who claims to have participated a few snifters at a salubrious watering hole in Dublin/Kerry/London in late Autumn.:cool:

    Didn't know there was separation of church and boards :D


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    #4527
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,059 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    I'll put out the Child of Prague for you. Oh no, that's for fine weather. Sorry, don't have anything for football. (Don't even have a CofP if I am honest.)


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    #4528
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Spread, sorry to hear about the accident :eek:
    As long as your wife is ok thats the main thing :)


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    #4529
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Chucken wrote: »
    As long as your wife is ok thats the main thing :)

    Actually...considering Mrs. Spread is on the mend, I bet QPR winning is gaining precedence :p


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    #4530
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Alles klar!

    Quick decade for a good result this morning

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4531
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Good morrow to yourself, Spread. Hope the Mrs is over the shock of the accident. Unbelievable! And good thing she floored it.


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