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The Irish are the butt of every joke

  • 18-02-2011 01:18AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭


    I am currently residing in New Zealand and the Scottish lad I live with has a Scouser mate who is going out with a Dublin girl.

    The Scottish lad says to me the other day and says "You know that 'insert Dublin girls name here' didnt know that the Irish are thought of as idiots in every joke before she came over here"

    I informed him that we are not the butt of our own jokes in Ireland so how would she know.
    I didnt defend the Irish or anything because this lad is one of the thickest people I have ever met and I dont argue with idiots. Its not worth it.

    The question is, are you aware that we are considered dumbasses and what do you think of it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Hehe..........butt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    The question is, are you aware that we are considered dumbasses and what do you think of it.
    No and I don't care.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Scottish fought the English and lost*

    Irish fought the English and won

    Who's the idiot now?









    * Ref: Braveheart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    We're not stupid...just misunderstood...because we shluuuur...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    its something very unique about the irish that we dont get offended by jokes easily...i know we are the butt of most jokes in england australia,america etc for been ''thicko's'' but fcuk it look what we have giving the world!!

    one of those things is humour


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 580 ✭✭✭shampon


    Stop me if you heard this one...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I think we are a great bunch of lads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I am currently residing in New Zealand and the Scottish lad I live with has a Scouser mate who is going out with a Dublin girl.

    The Scottish lad says to me the other day and says "You know that 'insert Dublin girls name here' didnt know that the Irish are thought of as idiots in every joke before she came over here"

    I informed him that we are not the butt of our own jokes in Ireland so how would she know.
    I didnt defend the Irish or anything because this lad is one of the thickest people I have ever met and I dont argue with idiots. Its not worth it.

    The question is, are you aware that we are considered dumbasses and what do you think of it.

    I think the same of it what people from New Zealand think about all the sheep shagging jokes and Scots think about all the stingy, stupid, bad teethed, junkie jokes.

    Couldn't give a shiny silver sh1te, basically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    The French are cheese eating surrender monkeys, the Germans are perfectionist robots with designs on world domination, the Italians are lazy work shy wasters, Americans are fat and stupid, the British are stiff twáts, I could go on and on.

    So what. We are dumbasses, but just never admit it to a foreigner and fight em if you have to!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭blackalicious


    i lived abroad for a while and all i got was people being dissapointed that i wasn't an alchoholic.. but most people are idiots and the ones who i had time for didn;t time for my irishness never came up in a negative way


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    When the leaders of our wee country are named after a specific soup (thick country vegetable) i cant blame the rest of the world for thinking we are anything other than a joke :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    I am currently residing in New Zealand and the Scottish lad I live with has a Scouser mate who is going out with a Dublin girl.

    Worlds worst novel?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Crasp


    Can you really blame them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

    Patty O'Furniture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    You're not the butt of every joke...you're only associated with alcoholism and violence and that's not too bad...;)

    Now we asian people...all you have to do is skip a few words and take some V's and D's out and you automatically make fun of us. yay. "I make-uh sum pork frie rice for thee peepuh. Ohlee six nighdee fie." and we're blindfolded by toothfloss...

    I think you irish have it pretty good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,498 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    There are 50 million sheep in New Zealand and 4 million of them think they are people.

    So the Aussies say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    Patty O'Furniture.

    URRRGH!

    ****ing American tv shows where they call Paddy's Day, "Saint Patty's Day." It pisses me right off every time. Surely of the pantheon* of Irish-Americans one of them works in TV.


    *Yes, I did mean pantheon. Like gods marching around my ****ing Patrick's Street.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    maybe we should use this thread as the nationality steriotype joke thread?


    if a scottish person has 5 pound and you ask him for a lend of 2 pound how much money will he have???
    5 pound
    !!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    You're not the butt of every joke...you're only associated with alcoholism and violence and that's not too bad...;)

    Now we asian people...all you have to do is skip a few words and take some V's and D's out and you automatically make fun of us. yay. "I make-uh sum pork frie rice for thee peepuh. Ohlee six nighdee fie." and we're blindfolded by toothfloss...

    I think you irish have it pretty good.





    Hmm, it's a tough call.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    major bill wrote: »
    maybe we should use this thread as the steriotypical nationality joke thread?


    if a scottish person has 5 pound and you ask him for a lend of 2 pound how much money will he have???
    5 pound
    !!!:D

    My personal favourite:

    Hear about the scotsman who dropped at quid?

    He bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the head...

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    You're not butt of evewy joke...you're onwy assocwiated with alcoholwism and wiolence not tuu bad...;)

    Now we aswian ...all you hab do skip few words take sum wee's and D's out an you make fun of us. yay. "I make-uh sum pork frie rice for thee peepuh. Ohlee six nighdee fie." and we're blindfolded by toothfloss...

    I think irish you have pwitty gud.

    Eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    "You know that 'insert Dublin girls name here'
    with a name like that you're asking for a pisstake:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    You know your getting old when you no longer take notice of how other people's perceive your race ,weather at home in Ireland or abroad .And fcuking right to


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    I am currently residing in New Zealand and the Scottish lad I live with has a Scouser mate who is going out with a Dublin girl.

    The Scottish lad says to me the other day and says "You know that 'insert Dublin girls name here' didnt know that the Irish are thought of as idiots in every joke before she came over here"

    I informed him that we are not the butt of our own jokes in Ireland so how would she know.
    I didnt defend the Irish or anything because this lad is one of the thickest people I have ever met and I dont argue with idiots. Its not worth it.

    The question is, are you aware that we are considered dumbasses and what do you think of it.

    well this person probably has a point. if you look at irish people voting for a corrupt FF for 14 years then yes irish people are idiots and dumbasses. not far from the truth there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    You're not the butt of every joke...you're only associated with alcoholism and violence and that's not too bad...;)

    Now we asian people...all you have to do is skip a few words and take some V's and D's out and you automatically make fun of us. yay. "I make-uh sum pork frie rice for thee peepuh. Ohlee six nighdee fie." and we're blindfolded by toothfloss...

    I think you irish have it pretty good.

    The chinese..a great bunch of lads


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    Oh god no...not that sumbohdeeeee guy noooooo!!!

    I still think we have it worse...and the guy teaching the irish accent still sounds cute at least. :D

    starbelgrade: LOL!!! Hilarious hahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    major bill wrote: »
    The chinese..a great bunch of lads


    ...and all asians are considered chinese. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    I am currently residing in New Zealand and the Scottish lad I live with has a Scouser mate who is going out with a Dublin girl.

    The Scottish lad says to me the other day and says "You know that 'insert Dublin girls name here' didnt know that the Irish are thought of as idiots in every joke before she came over here"

    I informed him that we are not the butt of our own jokes in Ireland so how would she know.
    I didnt defend the Irish or anything because this lad is one of the thickest people I have ever met and I dont argue with idiots. Its not worth it.

    The question is, are you aware that we are considered dumbasses and what do you think of it.

    Funny, considering many Scots, Liverpudlians and New-Zealanders are of Irish heritage.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    ...and all asians are considered chinese. :rolleyes:

    obviously dont get the joke.. google father ted and yea usually in this country when people see an asian person they assume they are chinese like people on holidays assume irish people are english!!


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