lining your stomach before going on the lash

papermaker · 13-02-2011 9:43pm #1

anybody got any tips on what to eat before hitting the town ?

Some Polish guys I know swear by lard that they buy in jars :eek:

Celly Smunt · 13-02-2011 9:46pm

ham sambos with loads of butter

ham_n_mustard · 13-02-2011 9:46pm

packet n tripe

PK2008 · 13-02-2011 9:47pm

Melted candle wax

RichieC · 13-02-2011 9:47pm

A nice early dinner, you don't want to be too full, in fact I find the whole idea of "lining your stomach" to be complete nonsense.

TheZohanS · 13-02-2011 9:49pm

Boiled, roast or mashed spuds: potatoes contain flavonoids and starches. Chips aren't as effective.

grungepants · 13-02-2011 9:49pm

Its a bit late to be asking tis question now init....its sunday

The week is long and the weekend is far away.

Crasp · 13-02-2011 9:51pm

Could you not just drink less?

kano476 · 13-02-2011 9:52pm

big plate of pasta!

Aodan83 · 13-02-2011 9:52pm

Cheese.

TheZohanS · 13-02-2011 9:53pm

Crasp wrote: »

Could you not just drink less?

How would that line his stomach?

KeithM89_old · 13-02-2011 9:54pm

Nothing. Dont eat the whole day. Youll get drunk faster, save money..

..and have an awful hangover

dsmythy · 13-02-2011 9:55pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

Nothing. Dont eat the whole day. Youll get drunk faster, save money..

..and have an awful hangover

He also saves by not eating. Win win

AnonymousPrime · 13-02-2011 10:01pm

Just don't drink.....I learned that lesson the hard way last night

Junco Partner · 13-02-2011 10:02pm

drink milk, lots of milk.
thats my method and works fairly well

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:02pm

I'm a big fan of Gaviscon...half pint before, the other half afterwards:)

AnonymousPrime · 13-02-2011 10:08pm

papermaker wrote: »

I'm a big fan of Gaviscon...half pint before, the other half afterwards:)

Are you serious? That is going to do more damage to you than a weeks binge drinking

lord lucan · 13-02-2011 10:11pm

Fry up ftw.

You can have another the next morning for soakage.;)

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:12pm

grungepants wrote: »

Its a bit late to be asking tis question now init....its sunday

The week is long and the weekend is far away.

I'll have a few practice sessions before the w/e...fail to plan/plan to fail !

fitzgooble · 13-02-2011 10:13pm

A Dutch Russian to begin with...

Pauleta · 13-02-2011 10:14pm

Having a nap before you go on the lash is much more effective.

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:15pm

lord lucan wrote: »

Fry up ftw.

You can have another the next morning for soakage.;)

Thank God for Gaviscon:D

Blatter · 13-02-2011 10:15pm

grungepants wrote: »

Its a bit late to be asking tis question now init....its sunday

The week is long and the weekend is far away.

It's valentines tommorow.

testicle · 13-02-2011 10:17pm

Crasp wrote: »

Could you not just drink less?

no

fitzgooble · 13-02-2011 10:18pm

1/2 a pint of dutch rudder

Ricardo G · 13-02-2011 10:18pm

I've found a nice Sambo with the following ingredients to be the best (for a heart attack)

White bread smothered in laughing cow
2/3 sausages
one runny egg
and a nice cuppa tea always does the job !!

The Shtig · 13-02-2011 10:19pm

SOCCER4LIFE wrote: »

It's valentines tommorow.

I thought valentines was more of a dinner and a few glasses of wine occasion, not a full on session!

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:25pm

fitzgooble wrote: »

A Dutch Russian to begin with...

Jaysus ur fond of the Dutch

what is it, or a Dutch Rudder for that matter ?

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:27pm

testicle wrote: »

no

cheers mate ...hic:)

TPD · 13-02-2011 10:27pm

A couple of McDonalds double cheeseburgers. Quick enough to eat that they don't get in the way of drinking much, and they're good and greasy.

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:34pm

PK2008 wrote: »

Melted candle wax

any particular scent ?

orourkeda · 13-02-2011 10:37pm

Man up.

Learn how to hold your drink

Cathaoirleach · 13-02-2011 10:47pm

Portion of frozen spinach (2 mins in the micro). Lots of brocolli with cheese (3 mins in micro), and some pasta for stodge.

Don't forget those pints of free tap water throughout the night.

I'm always the last man standing.

Next morning, porridge and bananas with a large glass of tomato juice and plenty of water. What hangover?

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:47pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Man up.

Learn how to hold your drink

with my wee finger in the air

papermaker · 13-02-2011 10:49pm

Cathaoirleach wrote: »

Portion of frozen spinach (2 mins in the micro). Lots of brocolli with cheese (3 mins in micro), and some pasta for stodge.

Don't forget those pints of free tap water throughout the night.

I'm always the last man standing.

Next morning, porridge and bannas with a large glass of tomato juice and plenty of water. What hangover?

would I have any room left for the booze?:)

Ricardo G · 13-02-2011 10:54pm

papermaker wrote: »

would I have any room left for the booze?:)

Yes. Throw it all back up again before you head out

KINGVictor · 13-02-2011 10:54pm

AnonymousPrime wrote: »

Just don't drink.....I learned that lesson the hard way last night

Until the next time.....been there done that!

Max Power1 · 13-02-2011 10:57pm

Cathaoirleach wrote: »

Portion of frozen spinach (2 mins in the micro). Lots of brocolli with cheese (3 mins in micro), and some pasta for stodge.

Don't forget those pints of free tap water throughout the night.

I'm always the last man standing.

Next morning, porridge and bananas with a large glass of tomato juice and plenty of water. What hangover?

You cant claim to be last man standing if your drinking water between rounds ffs.

Cathaoirleach · 13-02-2011 10:58pm

papermaker wrote: »

would I have any room left for the booze?:)

Totally. I get completely rat-arsed, but not the point of throwing up or falling over. It's a matter of preparing your stomache for the evening with healthy food and getting the odd pint of water in during the night. Simple as.

Capt'n Midnight · 13-02-2011 11:04pm

Take a pints of water at intervals through the night and drink more water when you get home.

starlit · 13-02-2011 11:09pm

Dinner or tea. Bread/sandwich/toast and cup of tea is great before drinking. I try not to drink on an empty stomach unless I know that food be prompt when served a drink. If going out then I always eat something before heading out for a drink.

Blondini · 13-02-2011 11:11pm

I usually do the lash first and then line her stomach !!!

Wayyyy Heyyy!!!!

translation : I engage in intercourse(lash) and ejaculate inside her (stomach)

Thanks for listening.

PeterIanStaker · 13-02-2011 11:14pm

I find, white bread, Yop or a McFlurry (the only thing I'll eat from McDonald's) are good soakage.

Alter-Ego · 13-02-2011 11:17pm

I read somewhere that KFC or any type of southern fried chicken is best before you go on the lash.

Something to do with the grease and stuff that's in the chicken.

orourkeda · 13-02-2011 11:20pm

papermaker wrote: »

with my wee finger in the air

Pinky drinking.

ninebeanrows · 13-02-2011 11:27pm

The most important thing to avoid a hangover.

Rest, what contributes to a hangover is say on Friday, getting up at 7, full day of college, head home, hit the beer nightclub and not in bed till 5. This causes exhaustion this topped off with dehydration and your drink give you the hangover.

So take a nap from 5-8, eat some spuds, drink some milk. Have 2 pints of water then hit the beer! Then when you get home drink another 2 pints of water and DO NOT eat anything.

Then you will survive.

Although not drinking at all would save you all this hassle but we are only stupid humans who don't learn at the end of the day:D

13-02-2011 11:42pm

Eating is cheating!!

Anyway, I usually try eat a small meal before going out nothing worse than being stomached for the first few pints.

Water between rounds, thats awful carry on, A jameson here and there is a much better option.

Dont know how people can eat stuff like bananas and cereal after being on the beer, I couldnt look at healthy food. Big fry's, brekkie rolls or hot chicken rolls are whats required after a nights drinking washed down with lucozade and water.

lining your stomach before going on the lash

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