Why do women do it?

whiteboy

Ok so I should have said "some" women. Why are they so preoccupied with their appearance and make up and all that stuff! It's kind of crazy, lads don't wear make up so why do girls? What do they have to hide, why do they have to bring out their best features, why the revealing clothing?
I mean I'm cool with it but what's their motive?

I was reading about this girl who received silicone injections in her @ss (for crying out loud) and died from the procedure, the first thing I thought was why was she so preoccupied by her appearance and why she was that vain that she thought this was all their was to her life.

Peace out

Senna

I know, its not like it helps them make sandwiches better.

demanufactured

Because wimmin are fookin mental that's why...

TeddyTedson

Here in the "Western World" we like our women to look sexy, and the women want to like super models, make up is required to achieve what people see on magazines.

landsleaving

Men and women are equally susceptible to the ridiculous ideals of beauty we create. That's why I have these pec impants and moisturising bodywash for senstive skin.

upandcumming

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Here in the "Western World" we like are women to look sexy, and the women want to like super models, make up is required to achieve what people see on magazines.

Oh dear God, did you just say "are women"?
I think I'm going to be sick.

landsleaving

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Here in the "Western World" we like are women to look sexy, and the women want to like super models, make up is required to achieve what people see on magazines.

Make up and a good graphic designer.

whiteboy

and why can women hit men but it's not ok to hit back, LOL!

MrStuffins

whiteboy wrote: »

and why can women hit men but it's not ok to hit back, LOL!

Yeah, right?

And how come kids are allowed call me a doo-doo head but I can't set them on fire?

whiteboy

what about high heels, like wtf!

MrStuffins

whiteboy wrote: »

what about high heels, like wtf!

Why would you set high heels on fire?

whiteboy

MrStuffins wrote: »

Why would you set high heels on fire?

why does the opposite sex want to make themselves look taller, what's the mentality behind this, these are all important questions we should ask, I see it everyday and it makes me wonder!

Poor Craythur

We're trying to make people believe our shít don't stink.*







* Or so Outkast would have me believe.

Buceph

Poor Craythur wrote: »

We're trying to make people believe our shít don't stink.

WOMEN SH|T!
:eek:

MrStuffins

whiteboy wrote: »

why does the opposite sex want to make themselves look taller, what's the mentality behind this, these are all important questions we should ask, I see it everyday and it makes me wonder!

Because people are attracted to attractive people.

Good looks, height, weight, all these things are attractive features.

Pretty simple!

TeddyTedson

upandcumming wrote: »

Oh dear God, did you just say "are women"?
I think I'm going to be sick.

Scheint, dass ich bin nicht der einzige nazi auf diesem eno froum. Etwas Konstruktiver zu tun sie feige, es ist drei in der morgen und sie zur Berichtigung meine grammer in so dumm Sprache. EIN Tod zu ihnen, Sir.

Poor Craythur

MrStuffins wrote: »

Because people are attracted to attractive people.

Good looks, height, weight, all these things are attractive features.

Pretty simple!

Height really doesn't matter for me at all in a guy. Actually, I wouldn't go over 6 foot, just because it's too tall for diminutive me.

landsleaving

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Scheint, dass ich bin nicht der einzige nazi auf diesem eno froum. Etwas Konstruktiver zu tun sie feige, es ist drei in der morgen und sie zur Berichtigung meine grammer in so dumm Sprache. EIN Tod zu ihnen, Sir.

Ich nichten... lichten

MrStuffins

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Height really doesn't matter for me at all in a guy. Actually, I wouldn't go over 6 foot, just because it's too tall for diminutive me.

Yeah but that's just you. I've gone out with girls before who have told me they find the fact that i'm tall to be attractive

Poor Craythur

MrStuffins wrote: »

Yeah but that's just you. I've gone out with girls before who have told me they find the fact that i'm tall to be attractive

Oh yeah, it definitely is for a lot of people. Look at how many women love rugby players. Personally I'd be terrified of one of them stood over me with his lad in his hand.

MrStuffins

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Oh yeah, it definitely is for a lot of people. Look at how many women love rugby players. Personally I'd be terrified of one of them stood over me with his lad in his hand.

Me too strangely!

NoHornJan

whiteboy wrote: »

Ok so I should have said "some" women. Why are they so preoccupied with their appearance and make up and all that stuff! It's kind of crazy, lads don't wear make up so why do girls? What do they have to hide, why do they have to bring out their best features, why the revealing clothing?
I mean I'm cool with it but what's their motive?

I was reading about this girl who received silicone injections in her @ss (for crying out loud) and died from the procedure, the first thing I thought was why was she so preoccupied by her appearance and why she was that vain that she thought this was all their was to her life.

Peace out

For lots of them they do it only 'till they get married...:D

whiteboy

I've always wondered are guys just as into girls as girls are into guys, it seems like girls could take us or leave us.

t0mm13b

landsleaving wrote: »

Ich nichten... lichten

Wait what was that there... http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/5599/gtranslate.png

Hmmm..... c'mon... no need for that... beeeatching.... :P

johnmcdnl

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Here in the "Western World" we like our women to look sexy, and the women want to like super models, make up is required to achieve what people see on magazines.

because what's in the magazine's is achieved by photoshopping the models to any degree :rolleyes:

women - whenever they'll develop enough brains to realise this :rolleyes:

some day soon maybe

MrStuffins

whiteboy wrote: »

I've always wondered are guys just as into girls as girls are into guys, it seems like girls could take us or leave us.

It's the same for both sexes, the difference is, girls hold all of the sexual power. Men are hard-wired to impregnate as many girls as possible. So we're not as fussy as women. The reason women are fussy is because they are hard wired to choose the mate with the best genes, the one whose offspring with them will be the better genetic beings.

Girls like guys just as much as we like them.

deathrider

whiteboy wrote: »

I've always wondered are guys just as into girls as girls are into guys, it seems like girls could take us or leave us.

I think that's a whole nudder thread right there, dude.

pragmatic1

Anna Wailing Paperweight wrote: »

Because the men chase the punaani and the girls spend time preparing the punaani so that is in a presentable enough state to be chased.

"preparing the punaani". Funny ****.

jester77

As there are no women on the internet, then I feel it's safe to expose our conspiracy to those not yet in the know. The reason that women are obsessed with makeup, handbags and shoes is because us men have instilled that belief in them. They then go out and spend the money on these things, the money gets filtered through the system before finally returning back into our pockets as profit through the companies that us men have set up to facilitate their obsession. This then allows us men to buy big cars & houses with a nice big kitchen from where the women can comfortably look after us.

BengaLover

Its because our brains are bigger than ye mens.
We have to compensate in some way.

snorlax

not sure what would happen if we all stopped wearing makeup/ shaving our legs/ plucking our eyebrows and for older ladies getting rid of their moustaches!

A little bit of makeup can look nice so long as it's not overdone. It's also great for hidding a hangover!

whiteboy

whiteboy wrote: »

Ok so I should have said "some" women. Why are they so preoccupied with their appearance and make up and all that stuff! It's kind of crazy, lads don't wear make up so why do girls? What do they have to hide, why do they have to bring out their best features, why the revealing clothing?
I mean I'm cool with it but what's their motive?

I was reading about this girl who received silicone injections in her @ss (for crying out loud) and died from the procedure, the first thing I thought was why was she so preoccupied by her appearance and why she was that vain that she thought this was all their was to her life.

Peace out

It's ok you can wear makeup if you want to

Also, we preen ourselves because we have to be the total opposite of the animal kingdom where it's the males who get all colourful and showoff

biko

I mean I'm cool with it but what's their motive?

I don't even know why you ask this question in AH, only us boys 14-24 here.

Poor Craythur

snorlax wrote: »

It's also great for hidding a hangover!

I look well sexy hungover with last night's make-up, smudged panda-stylee. I don't need to apply any more. :pac:

Poor Craythur

bluewolf wrote: »

Also, we preen ourselves because we have to be the total opposite of the animal kingdom where it's the males who get all colourful and showoff

I want a red arse. :P Or colour-dy feathers.

longhalloween

MrStuffins wrote: »

Because people are attracted to attractive people.

Good looks, height, weight, all these things are attractive features.

Pretty simple!

They also makes womens legs appear slimmer.

Johnny Bitte

Think its part attempting to attract a mate, competition with other womens, self esteem issue's and doin what the fashion mags etc tell em to do!!

The competition one is the biggest driver I think, crazy womens trying to out do other crazys!!

Men just box the heads off each other for competition, lift weights and roide crazy womens etc for self esteem and become metrosexuals because the mags tell us too!!

Think as long as we're gettin some the rest fades to the back round!

bonerm

whiteboy wrote: »

why does the opposite sex want to make themselves look taller, what's the mentality behind this, these are all important questions we should ask, I see it everyday and it makes me wonder!

I always thought the point of them was to make your feet looks smaller and in particular to change your posture such that your ass and tits stick out further.

(at least that's why I wear them)

Johnny Bitte

bonerm wrote: »

I always thought the point of them was to make your feet looks smaller and in particular to change your posture such that your ass and tits stick out further.

(at least that's why I wear them)

The shoe thing is the craziest thing I ve seen.
Hours of pain wearing shoes that go with a handbag or add an inch

Pair of runners with that skirt would look class

Celly Smunt

whiteboy wrote: »

and why can women hit men but it's not ok to hit back, LOL!

Always hit a woman the way you'd hit a man,they want equal rights don't they?

Penny Dreadful

bonerm wrote: »

I always thought the point of them was to make your feet looks smaller and in particular to change your posture such that your ass and tits stick out further.

(at least that's why I wear them)

Also they apparently make the way a woman's ass move mimick that of female baboons when they are in heat and so that movement attracts men sexually.

smash

whiteboy wrote: »

Why are they so preoccupied with their appearance and make up and all that stuff!

Because hairy/spotty/insert other turn offs here women aren't attractive.

Gunsfortoys

bluewolf wrote: »

Also, we preen ourselves because we have to be the total opposite of the animal kingdom where it's the males who get all colourful and showoff

Yes that is correct.

Isn't evolution fantastic? A woman can make these observations were all the male species in the world get to show off and be colourful. So the smartified wimminz take heed and tart themselves up in fake tan and makeup to beat the male human to the punch.

Kudos wimminz, kudos.:)

WindSock

That's only in western culture. In a lot of other ones the men wear all the fancy colourful ****. Makes sense too if women are supposedly attracted to bright colours.

Duggy747

To me, the less make-up a woman wears the hotter she is...........means she has less to hide.

I've seen so many "stunners" without their fake tan, eye shadow, etc and it's like looking at a different person..........plus their appearance was "meh" as opposed to the "woah" they hope to achieve when they have their war-paint on. I guess it's because you're so used to seeing them with the make-up on....

Though I always laugh when I pass by a shelf in Dunnes and theres a face treatment thing for men. The picture on the front has guy smiling with all this green gunk and cucumbers on his face.............he just looks stupid :pac:

Crimbouser

Suggested reading: survival of the prettiest. Explains it better than i could!

Chaotic_Forces

MrStuffins wrote: »

Yeah, right?

And how come kids are allowed call me a doo-doo head but I can't set them on fire?

We can't? Sure worked for me the other day.

Morag

whiteboy wrote: »

what about high heels, like wtf!

To wear and walk in them you have to have a certain tightness of the pelvic floor and a well toned pelvic floor means more pussy gripping action.

stupidusername

yep women of past generations have really screwed us over :mad:

rubadub

The_Goose135 wrote: »

The shoe thing is the craziest thing I ve seen.
Hours of pain wearing shoes that go with a handbag or add an inch

I have heard the heels are supposed to make the calves look more "toned" or something. I remember seeing women wearing them in the snow, crazy fuckers, I was staring at them in disbelief, as were other people, I wonder if they went off thinking "wahey, all those lads (and women) are checking me out, loooooking goooood gurlll friend" *snap-snap*

Same at weddings you see some of them going around like 5 year old girls in their mammys heels, like a drunk on stilts.

Millicent

This thread reminds me of one of the funniest jokes ever told by a five year old:

Q. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

A. Because they're ugly and they smell.


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