Funny Houses/Flats to rent

AnnyHallsal

Neadine wrote: »

It sure ain't no Raglan Road.
Where or what is the 'island place' you speak of?

Twas earlier in the thread, a beautiful mansion on Inisbeg or some other island off the west coast.

Neadine

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

Twas earlier in the thread, a beautiful mansion on Inisbeg or some other island off the west coast.

Ah yes, I have a recollection of that place.

Neadine

This one is far more reasonable than 6k a month, and just as nice!
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1263887
But it doesn't have an island.

AnnyHallsal

Neadine wrote: »

This one is far more reasonable than 6k a month, and just as nice!
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1263887
But it doesn't have an island.

With the other one, you're paying double for the Grafton St location. Ballinteer, never heard of it :pac:

Sinfonia

Neadine wrote: »

It's nice and all, but it's hardly €6000 a month nice.

Well I can't even imagine having the kind of income that could afford it, so the price is a moot point for me :P

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

It's no Raglan Rd., or that island place.

I think I'd prefer the location of Grafton St... Seems like noise wouldn't be an issue either.

Neadine

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

With the other one, you're paying double for the Grafton St location. Ballinteer, never heard of it :pac:

Give me the island location anytime, peace and quite. Wonder if you could have Boarder Control!!
Just found a house on daft called Swan Lake!!!

Sinfonia

Neadine wrote: »

This one is far more reasonable than 6k a month, and just as nice!
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1263887
But it doesn't have an island.

I think it's actually nicer!

But you'd have to live in Ballinteer.

Neadine

I'm guessing someone made a ickle bit of a boo boo when putting the price on this one!
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1260937

N17er

Sinfonia wrote: »

€6000 Grafton Street apartment..
Not funny or anything, just jaysus; no man has a chat-up line that could do a better job than just bringing around pictures of this place if it was yours. I'd just print them on a t-shirt

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252047

It has a washing machine in the kitchen! €6000 a month you sure wouldn't be washing your own clothes.

It has a shower you would be disappointed with in a €900 apartment and also it appears there is the decomposing body of a woman in one picture.

Mr. Manager

Why is there a woman posing in all of the photos?? Are we to imagine that as us in the house?

http://www.remax-malta.com/240101002-3849

Gongoozler

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Why is there a woman posing in all of the photos?? Are we to imagine that as us in the house?

http://www.remax-malta.com/240101002-3849

She comes with the house.

Mr. Manager

Gongoozler wrote: »

She comes with the house.

Touché sir, touché.

Gongoozler

Or villa, I should've said.

*adjusts monocle*

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Touché sir, touché.

Could be a bit awkward getting around, with her faffing at your bits all about the house.

Mr. Manager

Gongoozler wrote: »

Or villa, I should've said.

*adjusts monocle*



Could be a bit awkward getting around, with her faffing at your bits all about the house.

Well then, why didn't I get one with my villa... I'm seeking a full refund.

Gongoozler

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Well then, why didn't I get one with my villa... I'm seeking a full refund.

mmmm, quite.

Grayson

Neadine wrote: »

I'm guessing someone made a ickle bit of a boo boo when putting the price on this one!
http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1260937

Property Description:
Beautiful Architect Designed house in a quiet cul de sac, yet minutes from city centre.

Unlike most houses which were designed by 5 year olds with an etch a sketch.

siobhanosaur

Someone wants someone to share a double bed with them

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=686227

Gongoozler

siobhanosaur wrote: »

Someone wants someone to share a double bed with them

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=686227

I am looking for a tidy and friendly person. Please reply with your details where you from, what you are doing in Dublin and how long time you want to stay.

...and how big your cock is.

Molloys Clondalkin

siobhanosaur wrote: »

Someone wants someone to share a double bed with them

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=686227

Thats one way of getting yer hole :pac:

Outkast_IRE

Grayson wrote: »

Unlike most houses which were designed by 5 year olds with an etch a sketch.

I love how the architect designed the gutters to cross the middle of the upstairs windows in that house

N17er

siobhanosaur wrote: »

Someone wants someone to share a double bed with them

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=686227[/QUOTE]

Share a double bed with a BOY??????

What the ****ing ****

Miss Lockhart

siobhanosaur wrote: »

Someone wants someone to share a double bed with them

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=686227

Well now, considering the apartment is on top of the Spire, I don't think that's an unreasonable use of the available space. Some people have such high expectations since the Celtic Tiger! :pac:

Grayson

Outkast_IRE wrote: »

I love how the architect designed the gutters to cross the middle of the upstairs windows in that house

I hadn't noticed that

Millicent

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Why is there a woman posing in all of the photos?? Are we to imagine that as us in the house?

http://www.remax-malta.com/240101002-3849

"Do you come with the car house?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8j3x3GzxY

:pac:

MissFlitworth

Sinfonia wrote: »

€6000 Grafton Street apartment..
Not funny or anything, just jaysus; no man has a chat-up line that could do a better job than just bringing around pictures of this place if it was yours. I'd just print them on a t-shirt

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252047

Neadine wrote: »

It's nice and all, but it's hardly €6000 a month nice.

Bonus points for the bronze sex doll awaiting your pleasure on the bedroom floor though? And then a nice claim against the apartment owners when you break your toe off it coming back from the toilet in the middle of the night and/or put your back out trying to reposition her when you get bored of freezing cold missionary to offset off the cost of the rent

Pic 17

up for anything

Flaker wrote: »

There is a UFO in the sky in picture 7!!!!

That's Enda ascending into heaven.

Neadine wrote: »

Give me the island location anytime, peace and quite. Wonder if you could have Boarder Control!!
Just found a house on daft called Swan Lake!!!

Is there a Presentation convent close by?

coconut5

siobhanosaur wrote: »

Someone wants someone to share a double bed with them

http://www.daft.ie/searchsharing.daft?id=686227

I feel like that picture could have been carefully chosen. Subliminal message, perhaps?

johnwest288

MissFlitworth wrote: »

Bonus points for the bronze sex doll awaiting your pleasure on the bedroom floor though? And then a nice claim against the apartment owners when you break your toe off it coming back from the toilet in the middle of the night and/or put your back out trying to reposition her when you get bored of freezing cold missionary to offset off the cost of the rent

Pic 17

Just curious....Why would someone rent somewhere if they had 6k to burn each month,,,,, you could nearly buy a house each month for that

telekon

Sinfonia wrote: »

€6000 Grafton Street apartment..
Not funny or anything, just jaysus; no man has a chat-up line that could do a better job than just bringing around pictures of this place if it was yours. I'd just print them on a t-shirt

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252047

I see your pokey flat and raise you a castle.

That's right, you heard me...a mo'f*cking castle!!

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252577


(and its €500 cheaper)

miamee

telekon wrote: »

I see your pokey flat and raise you a castle.

That's right, you heard me...a mo'f*cking castle!!

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252577


(and its €500 cheaper)

The rocking 'horse' in Pic 5 looks like a greyhound...I think he's looking at me :eek: