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up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

:eek:


I've used that toilet. You have to climb over the bowl to get out because there's a sanitary bin in the lower right corner.

Tabnabs

Tabnabs wrote: »

last photo/number 6.

Because the acoustics in the bathroom would give a fuller effect?

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tolet/3851383

€50 a week isn't bad for hovel in the sticks! :P

if you liked the quiet life, a very, very, very quiet life.

neemish

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

123 LC

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1174895

I have a sudden urge to read the Irish Times....

mikom

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

Please keep up.
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johnwest288

LittleBook wrote: »

It makes me think of The Slaughtered Lamb ... I worry that if I went to view it there'd be a load of locals lined up at the tudor-style mini-bar who'd stare me out of it when I walked in!

makes me think of slaughtering the owner

stevenmu

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

I like the way it has a shelf in front of it to rest your head on when you just can't hold it up any more.

neemish

stevenmu wrote: »

I like the way it has a shelf in front of it to rest your head on when you just can't hold it up any more.

Plus it's somewhere to leave the packet of tissues

gjc

Please stop......shelf......tissues......I have a pain in my side from laughing

Rasmus

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

We took this one apart a couple of days ago!!

neemish

Apologies! Must have missed that day!

Rasmus

neemish wrote: »

Apologies! Must have missed that day!

page 71 : ) lasted a couple of pages!! There was a photo of a 'bunk-bed chair' they deleted.

smurgen

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

I just have images of myself sitting in the crying chair, pie-eyed drunk after a terrible night out with a stub nosed revolver in my mouth and a half drank bottle of gin on the shelf ready to blow my brains out!

gjc

smurgen wrote: »

I just have images of myself sitting in the crying chair, pie-eyed drunk after a terrible night out with a stub nosed revolver in my mouth and a half drank bottle of gin on the shelf ready to blow my brains out!

If there's any of that to be done bagsy the bunk bed chair

happypants

gjc wrote: »

johnwest288 wrote: »

(Note Empty shed Picture)
he just took all the ****e out of the shed and decorated the gaff with it

oh....good ...god!!!!!

Littlebook/johnwest288 that is a real gem you found.....ive never wanted to view any of the properties on this thread...but this one takes the biscuit...i actually WANT to see this one with my own eyes in order to believe it...Littlebook/johnwest288 have you been photoshopping again ???? thanks for brightening up my day....makes my gaff look tidy. If you look at the outside of the house the windows even seem to be bursting out.....lets go down to the pub.........." lovingly maintained with a tudor style interior, including a mini bar in the lounge, extending into the sitting room" dont ya just love it.............how does the auctioneer keep a straight face with that one.......wouldnt be surprised if that were bed pans beside the fire......the stairs is a bit bare needs a picture or ten or a few nick-nacks......one word.....PALATIAL!!! Pat Shortt has to buy this place for Kilnascully.Whats the opposite of a crying chair???????

Lydia? Is that you?!

gjc

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/. Another contender for killnascully.....does anyone have pat shortts number[/img]

up for anything

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

Doesn't often happen, but in this case, I am truly lost for words. great find Up4Anything:)

johnwest288

johnwest288 wrote: »

(Note Empty shed Picture)
he just took all the ****e out of the shed and decorated the gaff with it

I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed as much at anything on boards as I did at that post. Absolutely priceless :pac:

gjc

Deleted User wrote: »

I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed as much at anything on boards as I did at that post. Absolutely priceless :pac:

+1

gjc

Jake1 wrote: »

Doesn't often happen, but in this case, I am truly lost for words. great find Up4Anything:)

+1

username123

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

I cant get over this. I just keep visualling a springer spaniel we once had who would have been perfectly happy to stick her head through the hole in that door and grin droolingly up at you while you were having a dump.

steve9859

Tweedle Dumb wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252192

Picture Five.

Looks like a Back Door Utility Room Turned into a bedroom!

Got to give them credit for turning the corridor and the utility room into a 'flat'!!

jpm4

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1205779


I can picture the mattress here rising up - Wallace and Gromit style - to deposit the tenant onto the crying sofa in the morning for the first cry of the day.

steve9859

jpm4 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1205779


I can picture the mattress here rising up - Wallace and Gromit style - to deposit the tenant onto the crying sofa in the morning for the first cry of the day.

The ad says 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom, but there are just two photos of seemingly unrelated kitchens, one of which includes a bed (in which I would definitely cry!) Very odd!

up for anything

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

gjc

up for anything wrote: »

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

Yeah and don't forget my favourite phrase they use "all mod cons"

Ted_YNWA

Not a good idea to be drinking summat reading this, nearly choked / spat out tea a couple of times in last few mins .

inforfun

Tabnabs wrote: »

last photo/number 6.

Because the acoustics in the bathroom would give a fuller effect?

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tolet/3851383

A crying chair, next to the toilet. (pic 5)
Why?

So someone can keep you company while you take a dump?

Lawrence1895

up for anything wrote: »

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

On picture 7...is that an alien spaceship? :eek:

gozunda

Tweedle Dumb wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252192

Picture Five.

Looks like a Back Door Utility Room Turned into a bedroom!

Swap ya for the hallway on the first floor - how de fek do the other beggars get to their rooms????

http://www.rent.ie/houses-to-let/30villa-Park-Road-Navan-Road-D7-Dublin-7/1262250/

where are the fire inspectors / building regulation guys gone. I'm surprised that Fido's doghouse hasn't been on here yet done up as a rustic retreat or something