Funny Houses/Flats to rent

pilly

lmarieloos wrote: »

Is this lad looking for a live in cleaner? A wife? A mother?

"Only female who can take care of house."


https://www.daft.ie/meath/apartment-share/ratoath/corballis-demesne-ratoath-meath-971341/

Jaysus. What's with the amount of ads lately with no photos as well?

Fratton Fred

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I have questions......

Is the shower in the bath?
Will I wake up to the Virgin Mary leering at me if I sleep in the fold up bed or will she just push me down the stairs?
Is the wardrobe in pic 14 going to teeter over on top of me while I sleep so should I place frenemies in there if they sleep over?

yes, but:

This property offers the new owner a fantastic opportunity to put their own stamp on it.

or, to put it another way, "It's gonna cost a fortune to turn it in to something half decent"

Grayson

lmarieloos wrote: »

Is this lad looking for a live in cleaner? A wife? A mother?

"Only female who can take care of house."


https://www.daft.ie/meath/apartment-share/ratoath/corballis-demesne-ratoath-meath-971341/

It's going to take a lot of effort, hope it's worth it for me.

seagull

Fratton Fred wrote: »

yes, but:



or, to put it another way, "It's gonna cost a fortune to turn it in to something half decent"

The decor in there is truly vomit-inducingly hideous.

BandMember

pilly wrote: »

Jaysus. What's with the amount of ads lately with no photos as well?

No photos = sh*thole.

You know it's bad when even the owners are too embarrassed to put up photos of their overpriced dump!

Nobody with half a brain would even bother making an enquiry into a place that doesn't show any photos....

BandMember

BandMember wrote: »

No photos = sh*thole.

You know it's bad when even the owners are too embarrassed to put up photos of their overpriced dump!

Nobody with half a brain would even bother making an enquiry into a place that doesn't show any photos....

It say's everything you need to know

Plus a lot of them have bee on the markets for months!!! You'd think the owner's would give something? A nice view, of local lake, /forest/beach or an interesting tree , but make a bloody effort

Billy86

Jake1 wrote: »

The ceiling :D:D like a meringue

http://www.daft.ie/tipperary/houses-for-sale/mullinahone/carrick-street-mullinahone-tipperary-1551332/#img=5

Got to love that sign by the front door "no tresspassing day or night." Good they covered that or you'd have a bunch of lads hanging around every evening waiting to clock in the for the auld trespassing late shift. :pac:

Cheshire Cat

Billy86 wrote: »

Got to love that sign by the front door "no tresspassing day or night." Good they covered that or you'd have a bunch of lads hanging around every evening waiting to clock in the for the auld trespassing late shift. :pac:

It actually says "No Parking" :P

tara73

lmarieloos wrote: »

Is this lad looking for a live in cleaner? A wife? A mother?

"Only female who can take care of house."


https://www.daft.ie/meath/apartment-share/ratoath/corballis-demesne-ratoath-meath-971341/

yes, most probably for all the three.

Billy86

Cheshire Cat wrote: »

It actually says "No Parking" :P

.......................shut up.

retalivity

Ive been cycling past this on/off for years, and thought it was a legit church. Alas no, it too is now a poky apartment

https://www.daft.ie/11524452

HeidiHeidi

retalivity wrote: »

Ive been cycling past this on/off for years, and thought it was a legit church. Alas no, it too is now a poky apartment

https://www.daft.ie/11524452

Under 400 sq ft :eek:

LirW

retalivity wrote: »

Ive been cycling past this on/off for years, and thought it was a legit church. Alas no, it too is now a poky apartment

https://www.daft.ie/11524452

I genuinely fail to understand the layout of this shed.

Birneybau

Looked at a place for rent in there years ago, not for me. Cramped, storage heaters.

tara73

retalivity wrote: »

Ive been cycling past this on/off for years, and thought it was a legit church. Alas no, it too is now a poky apartment

https://www.daft.ie/11524452

haha, no, converted into apartments a long time ago, lived close to it and always wondered how it looks inside. great to see pictures, for me it looks great, very special and cosy.
And I think it's not too bad for that price regarding quality and location.

uberalles

tara73 wrote: »

haha, no, converted into apartments a long time ago, lived close to it and always wondered how it looks inside. great to see pictures, for me it looks great, very special and cosy.
And I think it's not too bad for that price regarding quality and location.

Id say its freezing in the winter. Elec storage heating .... usually very inefficient.

The price ... geez, no thanks

Neyite

The furniture seems to be poorly chosen and the way its arranged makes it look more stuffed and cramped than it needs to be.

BattleCorp

Neyite wrote: »

The furniture seems to be poorly chosen and the way its arranged makes it look more stuffed and cramped than it needs to be.

With the size of that place, the only furniture that wouldn't make it feel cramped is in the pic below.

^^ even the dolls house has the washing machine in the bedroom, that'll give some slumlords ideas!

BattleCorp

Deleted User wrote: »

^^ even the dolls house has the washing machine in the bedroom, that'll give some slumlords ideas!

If the bed aint a rockin, there's always the option of sitting on the washing machine.

BattleCorp

BattleCorp wrote: »

If the bed aint a rockin, there's always the option of sitting on the washing machine.

Fast spin!!!:D

Nomis21

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ballymote/carrowcauly-ballymote-sligo-1561959/

I'd love to buy it and rent out 10 of the rooms cheaply to the homeless to pay for running costs, and live in the 11th room myself.

LaChatteGitane

Nomis21 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ballymote/carrowcauly-ballymote-sligo-1561959/

I'd love to buy it and rent out 10 of the rooms cheaply to the homeless to pay for running costs, and live in the 11th room myself.

Should that not be 1.2 mil ?

Grayson

Nomis21 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ballymote/carrowcauly-ballymote-sligo-1561959/

I'd love to buy it and rent out 10 of the rooms cheaply to the homeless to pay for running costs, and live in the 11th room myself.

Some of the existing tenants would have to leave though.

D3V!L

LaChatteGitane wrote: »

Should that not be 1.2 mil ?

Maybe not, this place is in the middle of nowhere.

colm_mcm

Nomis21 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sligo/houses-for-sale/ballymote/carrowcauly-ballymote-sligo-1561959/

I'd love to buy it and rent out 10 of the rooms cheaply to the homeless to pay for running costs, and live in the 11th room myself.

I doubt they'd want to live there.

thesandeman

I'd be fairly sure that will end up as a nursing home.
The price must be wrong. Probably 2m.

Lady Haywire

thesandeman wrote: »

I'd be fairly sure that will end up as a nursing home.
The price must be wrong. Probably 2m.

Weird, I'd accept it as a mistake if they only had the numerical value up in the ad but it specifically says in the description

The auctioneers now invite immediate enquiries and all offers after €200,000 to sell.

I bet it's haunted by nuns that make you pray all night.

BattleCorp

It's in Carrowcauley, not D4. Still a good price though.

It wouldn't be suitable for a nursing home, too many steps, no lifts etc.

LaChatteGitane

One could certainly make it into something stunning.