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AH Beers - Saturday 5th March - Location/Venue TBD

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    #32
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Haha, I know the feeling. Off them again for the second time and I fighting the urge to drop by TD and abuse someone again.
    Nice one. ;) Gives me something to do tomorrow.


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    #33
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Johro wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek: Gutted...

    Yeah. It's really upsetting for everyone involved. I try make jokes in real life but I say them too low and then people always go "Sorry what?" and I repeat the joke and they STILL can't hear me and then I get all flustered and I'm like "Oh it's nothing," and they're like "No seriously what is it?"So by this stage loads of people have started paying attention and I've to tell the joke again and it's really not funny.

    Then I start nervously chewing on my hair and start mixing up the first two letters of my phrases, (Codka and voke,) and everyone laughs at me and then I spill water on my crotch so it looks like I wee'd myself but I TOTALLY DIDN'T.

    Oh and I've got really, REALLY bad gas.




    Pysch! I'm literally the greatest chick you will ever meet.


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    #34
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Yeah. It's really upsetting for everyone involved. I try make jokes in real life but I say them too low and then people always go "Sorry what?" and I repeat the joke and they STILL can't hear me and then I get all flustered and I'm like "Oh it's nothing," and they're like "No seriously what is it?"So by this stage loads of people have started paying attention and I've to tell the joke again and it's really not funny.

    Then I start nervously chewing on my hair and start mixing up the first two letters of my phrases, (Codka and voke,) and everyone laughs at me and then I spill water on my crotch so it looks like I wee'd myself but I TOTALLY DIDN'T.

    Oh and I've got really, REALLY bad gas.




    Pysch! I'm literally the greatest chick you will ever meet.
    That joke actually wasn't that bad.:p

    Btw it's psych, not pysch. Pysch is the stuff you're drinking


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    #35
    grungepants
    Registered Users Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    In real life i started the "couch to 5k" jogging thing....I wouldnt of done it without hearing it on boards.

    Im meeting up with some lads from boards this week to play music...

    Boards.ie is alot like the active retierd for random internet users in Ireland.


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    #36
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Johro wrote: »
    That joke actually wasn't that bad.:p

    On a completely unrelated note, I can't find any good YouTube clips of Fr. Todd Unctious and it's really upsetting me.

    Back on track: I want to know more about Boards Beers. Being back in Ireland is making me want to sick up my own arse with depression. What better way to feel better then load up on a depressant with people I've never met before?



    It BETTER not just be a really, really well executed gang rang. That would be so freaking lame.


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    #37
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Johro wrote: »
    That joke actually wasn't that bad.:p

    Btw it's psych, not pysch. Pysch is the stuff you're drinking

    Don't think I don't know you edited this shiz.

    Edit THIS:


    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jpItqY-4-E8/TMf26ople3I/AAAAAAAAAwg/jORbJKcZNpg/s1600/ist2_430062_middle_finger.jpg

    Hweh Hweh Hweh.


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    #38
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Yes.

    But you bring your laptop so you can talk to people without having to do so face to face.

    But what if I want to identify myself as the one masterbating in the corner?


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    #39
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Yeah. It's really upsetting for everyone involved. I try make jokes in real life but I say them too low and then people always go "Sorry what?" and I repeat the joke and they STILL can't hear me and then I get all flustered and I'm like "Oh it's nothing," and they're like "No seriously what is it?"So by this stage loads of people have started paying attention and I've to tell the joke again and it's really not funny.

    Then I start nervously chewing on my hair and start mixing up the first two letters of my phrases, (Codka and voke,) and everyone laughs at me and then I spill water on my crotch so it looks like I wee'd myself but I TOTALLY DIDN'T.

    Oh and I've got really, REALLY bad gas.




    Pysch! I'm literally the greatest chick you will ever meet.
    Reading the first part of that post I thought oh my god you're me!:rolleyes: Mixing up the first two letters of a phrase is a little game of mine, I come up with classics like 'bopping shag' and 'hall wanging', oh yes I'm a catch alright.


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    #40
    L.Jenkins
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    LighterGuy wrote: »
    But what if I want to identify myself as the one masterbating in the corner?

    Do what makes you happy as long as you clean up afterwards.


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    #41
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Do what makes you happy as long as you clean up afterwards.

    I cry when I masterbate :(


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    #42
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Don't think I don't know you edited this shiz.

    Edit THIS:


    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jpItqY-4-E8/TMf26ople3I/AAAAAAAAAwg/jORbJKcZNpg/s1600/ist2_430062_middle_finger.jpg

    Hweh Hweh Hweh.
    Wit and charm.
    'middle finger.jpg' kinda gave it away though.
    Edit's my middle name.


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    #43
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    I cry when I masterbate :(

    Crywanks. Tears are the best lube. Shame is the best aphrodisiac.


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    #44
    L.Jenkins
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    Shameful masturbation, can't say I've ever tried it.


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    #45
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    But what if I want to identify myself as the one masterbating in the corner?
    We have planes for that kind of thing.


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    #46
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Johro wrote: »
    Wit and charm.
    'middle finger.jpg' kinda gave it away though.
    Edit's my middle name.

    I haven't quite mastered the art of putting pictures IN the text. I feel like a fuping FOOL.

    I like to think I'm charming. I told my mom to "Get my dinner b*tch," today and she did. So....y'know....

    What else goes on at a boardsbeers? Do people get really aggressive about things or clamour over each other to say the wittiest things?


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    #47
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    Shameful masturbation, can't say I've ever tried it.

    You're missing out man. Just get to fudding yourself, then think about your primary school priest who gave you your communion. The shame will come in floods, as will the sexiness.


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    #48
    L.Jenkins
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    Never been to a beers myself. Some say walking in a bar taken over by boardsies is like stumbling upon a wild western bar fight but all know is, it's epic!


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    #49
    messi1985
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Crywanks. Tears are the best lube. Shame is the best aphrodisiac.

    crymax??


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    #50
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    I wonder how many people are attractive..


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    #51
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    messi1985 wrote: »
    crymax??

    Thank you.


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    #52
    L.Jenkins
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    I wonder how many people are attractive..

    ...for everything else, theres brown paper bags!


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    #53
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I haven't quite mastered the art of putting pictures IN the text. I feel like a fuping FOOL.

    I like to think I'm charming. I told my mom to "Get my dinner b*tch," today and she did. So....y'know....

    What else goes on at a boardsbeers? Do people get really aggressive about things or clamour over each other to say the wittiest things?
    Aggression, definitely, lots of it. B!tch.:D


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    #54
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I wonder how many people are attractive..
    start perving the know your nerds thread :D


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    #55
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    FreudianSlippers wrote: »
    start perving the know your nerds thread :D

    Where! Where!? I want to juuuuudge!


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    #56
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    ...for everything else, theres brown paper bags!
    They're for the panic attacks.


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    #57
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    ...for everything else, theres brown paper bags!
    Johro wrote: »
    They're for the panic attacks.

    And for fictional American teens to fill with dog poop, set alight and place on their lame teacher's front porch.


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    #58
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Where! Where!? I want to juuuuudge!

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994


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    #59
    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    FreudianSlippers wrote: »
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054892994

    Chairs. Catch YOU fools in about twenty minutes.


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    #60
    L.Jenkins
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Chairs. Catch YOU fools in about twenty minutes.

    And ten times less sexually fraustrated.


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    #61
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Phew.. I'm not on there. I'm not.
    Am I....
    No I'm not. Thank you God.


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