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Boots to sell OTC paternity tests.

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  • 01-02-2011 12:59pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭


    Hey this was posted over in AH. http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056165870

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919204-boots-to-sell-patrenity-testing-kit.do
    A new kit for testing paternity will go on sale in high street store Boots.

    The Assuredna test, which is already available in more than 350 independent pharmacies, gives results in one to five days.

    Manufacturer Anglia DNA has laboratories accredited by the Ministry of Justice to carry out tests for courts in England and Wales.

    Mandy Hartley, technical manager at Anglia DNA, said: "Every paternity issue is different but, for the majority of cases, families receive the results they were expecting.

    "Assuredna provides families with peace of mind so they can move on with their lives.

    "Around half of all tests we conduct are related to children under 12 months, helping confirm paternity before the child has matured and is fully aware."

    For the test, samples of cells are collected from the mouth of the father, child and mother.

    These cotton swabs are then placed in colour-coded envelopes and posted to Anglia DNA for analysis.

    Both mother and father must sign forms giving their consent for the test and include proof of identity.

    The test is available to anyone aged 16 or over and costs £29.99 to buy, plus a £129 lab fee.

    Before it is processed, people are told they must call an "Anglia DNA helpline" and speak with a trained member of staff to find out if the test is suitable for them.

    A statement from Boots said: "The paternity test is currently available in over 350 independent pharmacies and will be available in larger Boots stores from February 1, 2011.

    "Boots UK is committed to offering our customers choice. This test provides peace of mind for those of our customers who may be seeking reassurance with paternity matters."

    Now personally I think this is a great idea. I was just wondering how you would react if the father of your child was to suggest to you that you use one of these when the child was born? Am I setting myself up for a gentle stabbing when I have a kid and come home from the chemist with one of these?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    I'd happily have a paternity test done because I know who the father of my kids is and I have nothing to fear nor hide...that said, I'd be slightly nervous they got our results muddled or something and caused divorce...

    My husband has dark hair, dark eyes, sallow skin and our daughter was born with china white skin, bright blue eyes and a head full of blonde afro tight curls...I think if there had been OTC paternity tests available then, he would have been tempted. :D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Knowing how I conduct myself in committed relationships, fidelity has never been an issue for me. Were I to be in a relationship with children and my OH was to come home and request a paternity test, I'd be gutted, irate and while I know I'd have nothing to hide I'd feel that the trust in our relationship broken.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    I don't know...

    On one hand it is inferring that honesty, integrity and faithfulness is open to questioning which is horrible - but the statistics regarding men unwittingly assuming someone else's kids are theirs would suggest there are a not insignificant number of women who's honesty, integrity and faithfulness can't be assumed. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    I think you could expect either of the above responses and both are valid. Be prepared to apologise and also for her to be hurt that you dont trust her to the extent that you think she would commit paternity fraud, which is in the long term psychological abuse to the child, the falsified father, the real father, and the extended family of both the father and the falsified father. Its worse than accusing someone of cheating or asking them for proof that they didnt cheat and fraud you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    I don't know...

    On one hand it is inferring that honesty, integrity and faithfulness is open to questioning which is horrible - but the statistics regarding men unwittingly assuming someone else's kids are theirs would suggest there are a not insignificant number of women who's honesty, integrity and faithfulness can't be assumed. :(

    Do you by any chance know the numbers?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Do you by any chance know the numbers?

    I deliberately didn't state any stats as I can't see any kind of consensus...there are figures of up to 30% being thrown around in some quarters and down to 3-4% in others...

    I'm not sure how statistics on this are collated, if it's just a case of calculating the percentage of tests that are negatives and assuming that's paternity fraud cases or what....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    I deliberately didn't state any stats as I can't see any kind of consensus...there are figures of up to 30% being thrown around in some quarters and down to 3-4% in others...

    I'm not sure how statistics on this are collated, if it's just a case of calculating the percentage of tests that are negatives and assuming that's paternity fraud cases or what....

    Well see that's the thing. Some of them could be right out fraud and some of them could be women who are just not sure and need to do a test. Impossible to measure a significant number.


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Jeremy Kyle is now out of a job..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I deliberately didn't state any stats as I can't see any kind of consensus...there are figures of up to 30% being thrown around in some quarters and down to 3-4% in others...

    I'm not sure how statistics on this are collated, if it's just a case of calculating the percentage of tests that are negatives and assuming that's paternity fraud cases or what....
    Well see that's the thing. Some of them could be right out fraud and some of them could be women who are just not sure and need to do a test.

    The only indept examination, the one the figures of 30% and 3-4% that get quoted from is this one I believe. Published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health, August 2005.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1733152/pdf/v059p00749.pdf

    The figure of 26.9% is the median for tests that were deliberately sought by people where there was a dispute over paternity. The conclusion is that this will obviously be above the rates in the general population. The figure of 3.7% is the median for parental discrepancy that was discovered 'by accident' when medical tests were conducted by doctors and hospitals for reasons apart from a question of paternity which turned up the results or when blood was given etc. These are thought to under represent the rates in the general population. General population rates are estimated to be somewhere between 4 and 10%.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Well see that's the thing. Some of them could be right out fraud and some of them could be women who are just not sure and need to do a test. Impossible to measure a significant number.

    Are women who aren't sure who the father of their child is likely to be a significant number? l wouldn't have thought so...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    Are women who aren't sure who the father of their child is likely to be a significant number? l wouldn't have thought so...

    Well, I guess you would have to measure the percentage of dna tests done against the amount of women who gave birth in a year, for a start and see how big that number is first. And then break that down between those who had dalliances and weren't sure and those who just lied and then those who had boyfriends, babydaddies, and husbands who just didnt trust them and wanted a dna test.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,715 ✭✭✭seenitall


    TBH, I think that this test should be mandatory for new-borns, just like all the congenital blood testing, hearing testing etc. that they undergo at the moment. Just a small addition to the checklist. It excludes any justified "You bastard, how can you not trust me?" huge argument/divorce starters that are going to commence now. As for the unjustified ones - I couldn't care less about how they cope with it, tbh. Paternity fraud is despicable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,746 ✭✭✭✭Misticles


    The irony!

    I just saw the last posters name and that was exactly what I was thinking.

    Is there anything that Boots will not sell in the coming years??

    I can see how it can alleviate some pressures from hospitals but something like this should be left to professionals not a DIY kit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Misticles wrote: »
    The irony!

    I just saw the last posters name and that was exactly what I was thinking.

    Is there anything that Boots will not sell in the coming years??

    I can see how it can alleviate some pressures from hospitals but something like this should be left to professionals not a DIY kit.

    it is, you just take the swab, a lab analyses them and give the results, its not like you pee on a stick and its says "you the baby daddy!" on it


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    krudler wrote: »
    Jeremy Kyle is now out of a job..


    Expect to see scenes like this nationwide.

    I really admire Boots lately. First they introduce the morning after pill and now they're doing this. Finally Ireland is beginning to move forward!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    I think its very telling that the demand for the MAP and paternity tests have grown to such an extent that now a mainstream franchised chemist is selling them. "Hi, can I have a pack of Nurofen and a paternity test? Throw in some condoms and some MAPs, and can you tell me where the Q tips are?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    seenitall wrote: »
    TBH, I think that this test should be mandatory for new-borns, just like all the congenital blood testing, hearing testing etc. that they undergo at the moment. Just a small addition to the checklist. It excludes any justified "You bastard, how can you not trust me?" huge argument/divorce starters that are going to commence now. As for the unjustified ones - I couldn't care less about how they cope with it, tbh. Paternity fraud is despicable.

    Yeah, I would agree completely with this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    "Hi, can I have a pack of Nurofen and a paternity test?"

    A winning combination if I ever saw one :pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It's amazing that they're introducing all of these and yet condoms are still relatively expensive!


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Anyone else thinking of disgruntled teenagers trying to do this test on their parents so that they can scream "you're not my dad" at an appropriate juncture in a fight with the folks? :pac:


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Are women who aren't sure who the father of their child is likely to be a significant number? l wouldn't have thought so...
    I'd say it happens more often that we'd like to think. There are so many variables, type of contraception used, where in cycle sex took place, length of cycle etc.

    I know of three different friends who had sex with two different guys, one week to ten days apart, hand on heart had they been pregnant they wouldn't have been able to swear who was the father.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    krudler wrote: »
    Jeremy Kyle is now out of a job..

    Surely reason enough to delight in OTC paternity test kits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    Surely reason enough to delight in OTC paternity test kits.

    Oh Big time. The sooner that guy gets off the air the better.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Surely reason enough to delight in OTC paternity test kits.

    But now my daytime TV will be ruined :( What else will I watch to feel better about myself? Ah schadenfreude! Gotta love it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    But now my daytime TV will be ruined :( What else will I watch to feel better about myself? Ah schadenfreude! Gotta love it.

    There's always loose women....some quarters would have you believe half the population think it's the only show on TV worth watching.










    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    I'd say it happens more often that we'd like to think. There are so many variables, type of contraception used, where in cycle sex took place, length of cycle etc.
    Just on this point I remember watching a C4 depatches program several years ago. This particular episode was about infidelity in long term monogamous relationships. One part of the program dealt with research carried out over a number of years on female infidelity in particular. The research seemed to indicate that of the women who were unfaithfull a significant number did so at a time of the month where, they were more likely to concieve - and in many cases not use contraception.
    The conclusion being suggested was that weather it was on a subconcious level or not many of these women were looking for the best possible partner from a procreation stand point and were unhappy with their current partner.

    One of those useless points that has stuck in my mind.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    kerryman12 wrote: »
    Just on this point I remember watching a C4 depatches program several years ago. This particular episode was about infidelity in long term monogamous relationships. One part of the program dealt with research carried out over a number of years on female infidelity in particular. The research seemed to indicate that of the women who were unfaithfull a significant number did so at a time of the month where, they were more likely to concieve - and in many cases not use contraception.
    The conclusion being suggested was that weather it was on a subconcious level or not many of these women were looking for the best possible partner from a procreation stand point and were unhappy with their current partner.

    One of those useless fact that has stuck in my mind.

    I was watching a program on the Discovery Channel where studies were done showing that the group of females in nightclubs/pubs that give out the most sexual signals were women who were in the fertile phase of their cycle and who were in relationships and who were out without their boyfriend/husband. So I'd say the non paternity thing happens more often than people think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Any chance of linking to the studies? I'm always wary of programmes that are trying to paint women as predatory philanderers out to ensnare fathers for their children out-with their marriages because it's something I've just never seen going on in real life - perhaps I lead a very sheltered life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    Any chance of linking to the studies? I'm always wary of programmes that are trying to paint women as predatory philanderers to ensnare fathers for their children out-with their marriages because it's something I've just never seen going on in real life - perhaps I lead a very sheltered life.

    Its also Britain. The frustrating thing about discussions on this site is people refer to the US and Britain for stats and the stats are totally taken with no cultural context.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    Any chance of linking to the studies? I'm always wary of programmes that are trying to paint women as predatory philanderers to ensnare fathers for their children out-with their marriages because it's something I've just never seen going on in real life - perhaps I lead a very sheltered life.


    Yea I know what you are saying. Its so long ago now I cant remember any more details.


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