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  • #2
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Dont like her face


  • #3
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Dont like her face

    Think it would look much prettier minus said fake tan.


  • #4
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    TaraFoxglove wrote: »

    My word, I'm envious. :D What a body! The arse! Only minus point would be the fake tan.


    I feel the same.

    His bird's not bad looking either.


  • #5
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I feel the same.

    His bird's not bad looking either.

    Eeeeewwwww, no. Footballers = yock. :D


  • #6
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Those women are ten a penny mate! If you heard "Ah Jaysus Howya!" coming out of her mouth you wouldn't be surprised really would you?

    EDIT: I only realised the OP is wimmens! Point still stands in fairness!


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  • #7
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Those women are ten a penny mate! If you heard "Ah Jaysus Howya!" coming out of her mouth you wouldn't be surprised really would you?


    Yes. I'd be shocked.


  • #8
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Those women are ten a penny mate! If you heard "Ah Jaysus Howya!" coming out of her mouth you wouldn't be surprised really would you?

    Trouble is, I have no idea what a Russian howiya sounds like. :p
    strokemyclover wrote: »
    EDIT: I only realised the OP is wimmens! Point still stands in fairness!

    Yes, I iz wimminz. Hence the "I'm envious" part. :D


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    TaraFoxglove wrote: »
    Trouble is, I have no idea what a Russian howiya sounds like. :p


    Howzkiya.


  • #10
    Rodin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Rodin


    some outfit


  • #11
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Kak pazhivayete?


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  • #12
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Rodin wrote: »
    some outfit

    Understatement.


  • #13
    Jibbs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭Jibbs


    Smash it.


  • #14
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    I'd ate the tyres off the truck that brought her knickers to the launderette!


  • #15
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    she is a beard i reckon. ronaldo smokes the pink cigar


  • #16
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    think i'd pass, she looks cross eyed, and would probably snap in two on me whilst having my eyes out with her chin.


  • #17
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Dont like her face

    Wheres Facekicker when you need him


  • #18
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    I think we'd all tap tha, wha?


  • #19
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    She has the crazy eyes.


  • #20
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Dont like her face

    I'm sure the feeling would be emphatically mutual between the two of you.


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ronaldo's amazing footballing skills.


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  • #22
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Fizman wrote: »
    I'm sure the feeling would be emphatically mutual between the two of you.
    Ive a lovely face :(


  • #23
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,931 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    as Keys says


  • #24
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Ive a lovely face :(


    You've a nice little tush too.


  • #25
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    TaraFoxglove wrote: »
    Yes, I iz wimminz. Hence the "I'm envious" part. :D

    Well, in fairness, in these modern times, that wasn't necessarily conclusive.


  • #26
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    I would aspire to her body but at 7 inches shorter than her, I think it'd be wasted aspiration.


  • #27
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    papagormo wrote: »
    as Keys says
    "you would go around there every night and smash it!"

    i'd eat the corn out of her shite

    i'd suck her farts


  • #28
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Dunjohn wrote: »
    Well, in fairness, in these modern times, that wasn't necessarily conclusive.

    Your username is Dunjohn and your location is Galway. If that means you're from Dunmore, you have my sympathies. :P;):D


  • #29
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Id say she is the nanny. Cristiano ronaldo has a boyfriend.


  • #30
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Question:


    If one were to post sexist comments here while in work, would they get the sack?


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  • #31
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,931 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    hondasam wrote: »
    Id say she is the nanny. Cristiano ronaldo has a boyfriend.

    Rumour is he broke up with the boyfriend and is currently dating a mirror.


  • #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    papagormo wrote: »
    Rumour is he broke up with the boyfriend and is currently dating a mirror.

    He is not dating her that's for sure :pac:


  • #33
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Question:


    If one were to post sexist comments here while in work, would they get the sack?


    Don't be asking silly questions luv, you wouldn't understand the complexities of the answer.

    Now, put your knickers back on & make me a cup of tea.


  • #34
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    lol @ all the "state of her face" comments. I'd love to see your missus!

    She's almost as hot as Cheryl Tweedy FFS!!


  • #35
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    To be honest, beard or not, I think she could do better for herself.


  • #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Don't be asking silly questions luv, you wouldn't understand the complexities of the answer.

    Now, put your knickers back on & make me a cup of tea.

    bad girls don't wear knickers :pac:


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  • #37
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    She's almost as hot as Cheryl Tweedy FFS!!

    She is FAR hotter than the brittle, thuggish Tweedy, FFS.


  • #38
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    God I love Russian girls. :(

    \logs onto FB to chat to previous Russian scores


  • #39
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Fizman wrote: »
    God I love Russian girls. :(

    \logs onto FB to chat to previous Russian scores

    How many previous Russian scores have you had?


  • #40
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Is "on the red carpet" a euphemism for being on the rag?


  • #41
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Is "on the red carpet" a euphemism for being on the rag?

    It can be, if you want it to be. Anything is possible! Believe in it! [/Disney]


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  • #42
    BrianJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭BrianJD


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Dont like her face

    Why would u look at her face???


  • #43
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    BrianJD wrote: »
    Why would u look at her face???

    My thoughts exactly!


  • #44
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    TaraFoxglove wrote: »
    How many previous Russian scores have you had?

    Three. Most recent was in Crete in Aug 2009. Good lord she was an actual angel. I honestly have no idea why I've not attempted to go to Moscow since. Everything about her was incredible. Looks, personalty, humour. Not to mention her level of English which was arguably better than mine. :)

    I try to avoid going near her FB but it's quite difficult seeing as herself and her social circle seem to be into doing semi-professional photo shoots every second weekend. Her albums are ridiculous to say the least. It's almost intimidating how photogenic they are. :o


  • #45
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    BrianJD wrote: »
    Why would u look at her face???
    Because I can see past a pair of tits?


  • #46
    TaraFoxglove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,057 ✭✭✭TaraFoxglove


    Fizman wrote: »
    Three. Most recent was in Crete in Aug 2009. Good lord she was an actual angel. I honestly have no idea why I've not attempted to go to Moscow since.

    I try to avoid going near her FB but it's quite difficult seeing as herself and her social circle seem to be into doing semi-professional photo shoots every second weekend. Her albums are ridiculous to say the least. It's almost intimidating how photogenic they are. :o

    You sound a bit smitten! ;) My BF who has lived in Russian says in general, Russian women aren't so hot though.


  • #47
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fizman wrote: »
    Three. Most recent was in Crete in Aug 2009. Good lord she was an actual angel.

    You mean, she was dead?


  • #48
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You mean, she was dead?


    No he was dreaming :pac:


  • #49
    Metallergy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    i expect that as the standard. she is just about entry level


  • #50
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    TaraFoxglove wrote: »
    You sound a bit smitten! ;) My BF who has lived in Russian says in general, Russian women aren't so hot though.


    Tara ... "Are Russian women hot?"

    BF... "They're not bad"

    Tara.. "Really? Are they prettier than me? Are they?"

    BF... "Eh... no... No-one's prettier than you, luv"

    Tara... "Ha! I knew it. Ugly bitches"


  • #51
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    TaraFoxglove wrote: »
    You sound a bit smitten! ;) My BF who has lived in Russian says in general, Russian women aren't so hot though.

    A bit? :p

    Maybe so. It's possible they don't give the non-lookers passports. I actually wouldn't be surprised given it's the Kremlin we are talking about.
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You mean, she was dead?

    Weekend at Bernies mate! ;)


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