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What would be your perfect job?

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    #32
    Schism
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Fremen wrote: »
    Aeroplane driver.

    So... a pilot then?


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    #33
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Vet

    I'd create the genetic hybrid of my dreams - the badgermonkey.

    Current system of just stapling the fokkers together is not going at all well.


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    #34
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    A Race car Pilot.


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    #35
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    WhiteRussian wrote: »
    Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

    Oh i see what you did there.


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    #36
    BopNiblets
    Registered Users Posts: 3,579 ✭✭✭BopNiblets


    BrianJD wrote: »
    This guy has mine........:(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5nqpK0sK5k

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ba_1227653801
    (NSFW-ish, booty ahoy)


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    #37
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Fluffer, or supreme commander of an alien invasion fleet.


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    #38
    KylieWyley
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭KylieWyley


    WhiteRussian wrote: »
    Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

    Too much time studying and not enough time dreaming...

    Wheres the imagination in an Audi? :rolleyes:


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    #39
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    Fluffer

    **Looks at username**

    Do you understand what a Fluffer does??


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    #40
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Senna wrote: »
    **Looks at username**

    Do you understand what a Fluffer does??

    They fluff up pillows.


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    #41
    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Rock star... We'll. part time rock star. I've got other sh!t to do, ya know!


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    #42
    KylieWyley
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭KylieWyley


    Yeah, driving Rolls Royces into swimming pools and snorting cocaine off strippers' torsos is very time consuming. :D


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    #43
    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Exactly. How am I supposed to find enough time to do all that while still being a movie star, an astronaught, a wrestler, an olypic gold medalist, a soldier, and a porn star? There isn't enough hours in the day.


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    #44
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    An assassin who is paid to take out Brian Cowen.


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