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What would be your perfect job?

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    #2
    Willbbz
    Registered Users Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


    Boobies inspector


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Blow-job.


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    #4
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Jizz mopper.

    But I already do that because I'm livin' the dream!


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    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Fame!, makeup artist, cinema attendant, dvd store, writer. in that order! :)


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    BrianJD
    Registered Users Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭BrianJD


    WilliamOC wrote: »
    Boobies inspector

    Ugliest boobies ever.............


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    WhiteRussian
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 304 ✭✭WhiteRussian


    Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!


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    #8
    Quality
    Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Well I wouldnt mind getting the tits done... but I would settle for a bit of botox..


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    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Pornstar superhero.


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    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    I'd be a writer. A book writer, of books. Historical fiction mostly. Or Swedish eroticism. One or the other.


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    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    WhiteRussian wrote: »
    Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

    :rolleyes: oh god


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    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    LambsEye wrote: »
    I'd be a writer. A book writer, of books. Historical fiction mostly. Or Swedish eroticism. One or the other.

    What about a combination of the two?


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    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    WhiteRussian wrote: »
    Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

    Cinema has led me to believe eventually you are gonna end up getting chased by corporate hoods desperate to keep secrets hidden or asked to **** your sister by Satan.

    Weird.


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Random comment.


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    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,320 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    god


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    lil_lisa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭lil_lisa


    Getting paid to volunteer. Just to get that :confused: look from people!


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    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Halle Berry's tampon.


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    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    WhiteRussian wrote: »
    Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!
    lol


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    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    What about a combination of the two?

    My GOD you've cracked it!

    Plot: Agneta is a headstrong Swedish immigrant, landing in New York's Ellis Island with just her fiery temperament, scant clothing and a desire for a better life.

    Borg is a butcher living in the Lower East Side who takes a chance on the young immigrant, despite her having no experience and a quick tongue.

    The pair quickly discover they cannot stand to be in the same room without fighting. Borg's quiet, steely disposition infuriates Agneta.

    Although one night, in the midst of a particularly violent fight, Borg grabs Agneta against his broad, rock hard chest. They kiss passionately. They make furious love on the saw dust covered floor of the butcher shop.


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    Cranky Mc Funhouse
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 156 ✭✭Cranky Mc Funhouse


    Police lieutenant with a tendancy to blow my top at my team of wreckless detectives who, while they don't play by the rules, get results. Eg: ''That last stunt of yours cost the city half a million dollars!'' etc..


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    Sitec
    Registered Users Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Sitec


    Porsche Chief Test Driver.


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    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Fictional writer/PornoKing


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    Cranky Mc Funhouse
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 156 ✭✭Cranky Mc Funhouse


    Washed up detective with a mild disregard for my own life. I also have an axe to grind with the local crime king-pin after he killed my 4 year old son while attempting to kill me. I spend my days on my boat plotting revenge while trying to keep my lieutenant from firing me because of my wreckless approach to catching criminals.


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    LambsEye
    Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »
    Washed up detective with a mild disregard for my own life. I also have an axe to grind with the local crime king-pin after he killed my 4 year old son while attempting to kill me. I spend my days on my boat plotting revenge while trying to keep my lieutenant from firing me because of my wreckless approach to catching criminals.

    Don't forget your addition to whiskey and scotch, which resulted in the break down of your marriage.


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    stovelid wrote: »
    Halle Berry's tampon.
    She'd appreciate you more if you were her mooncup.


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    Buceph
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    Coffee taster/buyer. Get to travel the world, going to exotic places. I could indulge photography at all these places as my hobby. During the day I'd sup on coffee and munch on biscuits, and during the night I'd swill beer to balance out all that coffee's sobriety (knurd if you will.)

    If I could make up a job it'd be coffee taster/buyer for a brand off coffee aimed at smokers. So I'd get my fags paid for me as well.


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    bradlente
    Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭bradlente


    a musiker


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    Fremen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Aeroplane driver.


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    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    LambsEye wrote: »
    My GOD you've cracked it!

    Plot: Agneta is a headstrong Swedish immigrant, landing in New York's Ellis Island with just her fiery temperament, scant clothing and a desire for a better life.

    Borg is a butcher living in the Lower East Side who takes a chance on the young immigrant, despite her having no experience and a quick tongue.

    The pair quickly discover they cannot stand to be in the same room without fighting. Borg's quiet, steely disposition infuriates Agneta.

    Although one night, in the midst of a particularly violent fight, Borg grabs Agneta against his broad, rock hard chest. They kiss passionately. They make furious love on the saw dust covered floor of the butcher shop.

    As they were making passionate love they heard a noise from outside. SKRRK! SKRRK!. Suddenly the door burst open and a figure entered pulling a gun and shooting Borg between the eyes. Trent stood at the door holding a smoking gun. On seeing that it was trent Agneta could not control herself and leaped on Trent and they had wild sex on Borgs stiff corpse.

    I fixed your story.

    Also i'd be Trent.


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    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Fremen wrote: »
    Aeroplane driver.

    You sound like you know a lot about the profession.


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    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    stovelid wrote: »
    Halle Berry's tampon.

    Being her Dildo would probably be a better option. Getting covered in period blood doesn't seem that appealing. (Unless thats you're kind of thing.)


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