What would be your perfect job?

BrianJD

This guy has mine........:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5nqpK0sK5k

Willbbz

Boobies inspector

TheZohanS

Blow-job.

AnonoBoy

Jizz mopper.

But I already do that because I'm livin' the dream!

candy-gal1

Fame!, makeup artist, cinema attendant, dvd store, writer. in that order!

BrianJD

WilliamOC wrote: »

Boobies inspector

Ugliest boobies ever.............

WhiteRussian

Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

Quality

Well I wouldnt mind getting the tits done... but I would settle for a bit of botox..

PeterIanStaker

Pornstar superhero.

LambsEye

I'd be a writer. A book writer, of books. Historical fiction mostly. Or Swedish eroticism. One or the other.

fedor.2.

WhiteRussian wrote: »

Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

:rolleyes: oh god

PeterIanStaker

LambsEye wrote: »

I'd be a writer. A book writer, of books. Historical fiction mostly. Or Swedish eroticism. One or the other.

What about a combination of the two?

Logical Fallacy

WhiteRussian wrote: »

Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

Cinema has led me to believe eventually you are gonna end up getting chased by corporate hoods desperate to keep secrets hidden or asked to **** your sister by Satan.

Weird.

Red Hand

Random comment.

Daroxtar

god

lil_lisa

Getting paid to volunteer. Just to get that look from people!

stovelid

Halle Berry's tampon.

FreudianSlippers

WhiteRussian wrote: »

Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

lol

LambsEye

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

What about a combination of the two?

My GOD you've cracked it!

Plot: Agneta is a headstrong Swedish immigrant, landing in New York's Ellis Island with just her fiery temperament, scant clothing and a desire for a better life.

Borg is a butcher living in the Lower East Side who takes a chance on the young immigrant, despite her having no experience and a quick tongue.

The pair quickly discover they cannot stand to be in the same room without fighting. Borg's quiet, steely disposition infuriates Agneta.

Although one night, in the midst of a particularly violent fight, Borg grabs Agneta against his broad, rock hard chest. They kiss passionately. They make furious love on the saw dust covered floor of the butcher shop.

Cranky Mc Funhouse

Police lieutenant with a tendancy to blow my top at my team of wreckless detectives who, while they don't play by the rules, get results. Eg: ''That last stunt of yours cost the city half a million dollars!'' etc..

W.Shakes-Beer

Fictional writer/PornoKing

Cranky Mc Funhouse

Washed up detective with a mild disregard for my own life. I also have an axe to grind with the local crime king-pin after he killed my 4 year old son while attempting to kill me. I spend my days on my boat plotting revenge while trying to keep my lieutenant from firing me because of my wreckless approach to catching criminals.

LambsEye

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

Washed up detective with a mild disregard for my own life. I also have an axe to grind with the local crime king-pin after he killed my 4 year old son while attempting to kill me. I spend my days on my boat plotting revenge while trying to keep my lieutenant from firing me because of my wreckless approach to catching criminals.

Don't forget your addition to whiskey and scotch, which resulted in the break down of your marriage.

Dudess

stovelid wrote: »

Halle Berry's tampon.

She'd appreciate you more if you were her mooncup.

Buceph

Coffee taster/buyer. Get to travel the world, going to exotic places. I could indulge photography at all these places as my hobby. During the day I'd sup on coffee and munch on biscuits, and during the night I'd swill beer to balance out all that coffee's sobriety (knurd if you will.)

If I could make up a job it'd be coffee taster/buyer for a brand off coffee aimed at smokers. So I'd get my fags paid for me as well.

bradlente

a musiker

Fremen

Aeroplane driver.

pablomakaveli

LambsEye wrote: »

My GOD you've cracked it!

Plot: Agneta is a headstrong Swedish immigrant, landing in New York's Ellis Island with just her fiery temperament, scant clothing and a desire for a better life.

Borg is a butcher living in the Lower East Side who takes a chance on the young immigrant, despite her having no experience and a quick tongue.

The pair quickly discover they cannot stand to be in the same room without fighting. Borg's quiet, steely disposition infuriates Agneta.

Although one night, in the midst of a particularly violent fight, Borg grabs Agneta against his broad, rock hard chest. They kiss passionately. They make furious love on the saw dust covered floor of the butcher shop.

As they were making passionate love they heard a noise from outside. SKRRK! SKRRK!. Suddenly the door burst open and a figure entered pulling a gun and shooting Borg between the eyes. Trent stood at the door holding a smoking gun. On seeing that it was trent Agneta could not control herself and leaped on Trent and they had wild sex on Borgs stiff corpse.

I fixed your story.

Also i'd be Trent.

Senna

Fremen wrote: »

Aeroplane driver.

You sound like you know a lot about the profession.

pablomakaveli

stovelid wrote: »

Halle Berry's tampon.

Being her Dildo would probably be a better option. Getting covered in period blood doesn't seem that appealing. (Unless thats you're kind of thing.)

Schism

Fremen wrote: »

Aeroplane driver.

So... a pilot then?

Badgermonkey

Vet

I'd create the genetic hybrid of my dreams - the badgermonkey.

Current system of just stapling the fokkers together is not going at all well.

RichieC

A Race car Pilot.

JONJO THE MISER

WhiteRussian wrote: »

Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

Oh i see what you did there.

BopNiblets

BrianJD wrote: »

This guy has mine........:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5nqpK0sK5k

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ba_1227653801
(NSFW-ish, booty ahoy)

Richard Dower

Fluffer, or supreme commander of an alien invasion fleet.

KylieWyley

WhiteRussian wrote: »

Hot shot young lawyer with an Audi. Luckily I studied hard in college!

Too much time studying and not enough time dreaming...

Wheres the imagination in an Audi? :rolleyes:

Senna

Richard Dower wrote: »

Fluffer

**Looks at username**

Do you understand what a Fluffer does??

Richard Dower

Senna wrote: »

**Looks at username**

Do you understand what a Fluffer does??

They fluff up pillows.

deathrider

Rock star... We'll. part time rock star. I've got other sh!t to do, ya know!

KylieWyley

Yeah, driving Rolls Royces into swimming pools and snorting cocaine off strippers' torsos is very time consuming.

deathrider

Exactly. How am I supposed to find enough time to do all that while still being a movie star, an astronaught, a wrestler, an olypic gold medalist, a soldier, and a porn star? There isn't enough hours in the day.

CorkMan

An assassin who is paid to take out Brian Cowen.