The most akward return to college/work after a night out

jimthemental

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Loosen up? Because I told you to have a bit of personal responsibility?

Or does this sound better?

I was out at the weekend, drank a skipload of Buckfast before I went out, puked in the taxi on the way to the club, pulled my bosses (underage) daughter, we went home, I think I gave her chlamydia, and puked on her tit.

Man, is my face going to be red today!*

*this is a complete fabrication, just incase anyone is stupid enough to read it wrong. And with the way AH has been going, I wouldn't be surprised.

Jesus, your positivity after the thread last week didn't last too long. Ah well tis Monday sure take it handy

mikemac

Ah, most everyone has been there at some stage

Laugh it off, soon be forgotton
Well, unless you asked to meet the HR manager the next morning

Naos

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Loosen up? Because I told you to have a bit of personal responsibility?

Or does this sound better?

I was out at the weekend, drank a skipload of Buckfast before I went out, puked in the taxi on the way to the club, pulled my bosses (underage) daughter, we went home, I think I gave her chlamydia, and puked on her tit.

Man, is my face going to be red today!*

*this is a complete fabrication, just incase anyone is stupid enough to read it wrong. And with the way AH has been going, I wouldn't be surprised.

You shouldn't of had unprotected sex if you had chlamydia Sof, hope you got it sorted out.

minidazzler

brummytom wrote: »

A few months back, about October, I went to a party with people from school. Literally couldn't remember a thing the next day.

Went to school on the Monday and got told everything - I bought a crate of something or another and a girl had said there was no way I could finish it - but I proved her wrong, and drank far more I'd got in to a bit of a fight with a lad who was being racist about the Irish, he being half-Polish, I gave as good as I got. Apparently ended up being floored by him, and he threw a can off my head (to which I screamed "it's raining!!!"). Got sick all over the girl's garden, repeatedly put porn on her computer, perved on some girl, kept stealing slices of bread and fell asleep on the patio.

Awkward.
Ah well

I'm flabbergasted that you still haven't gotten laid! Ha

Came too one morning naked in the bed of a guy I kinda know's sister, she was rough, as in ruff ruff, Haven't seen him, or her since, hope I don't either, he could kill me!

Duggy747

Killing your boss...

That following Monday when co-workers are asking where they are don't scream "I don't know, I don't want to talk about this, this let's talk about something else, just get off my back man, lovely weather out isn't it?.........so shut up!!"

baldshin

If only AH had anonymous posting!

jackiebaron

Look the whole flirting/snogging/shagging a colleague or classmate is going to happen and is nothing to be all redfaced about. Next day just laugh it off and try to put the other person at ease. Be grown up about it.

Say something like "So, darlin' when do we get plastered and suck the face off each other again? Only joking. We were locked and it was fun but let's not make it all awkward between us, yeah?"

You haven't really let yourself down. It's the puking on the manager or worse giving some colleague a piece of your mind in front of everyone when you're trashed. There's no recovery from something like that. People will just think you are a nasty cnut.

jackiebaron

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Dang!

You coulda got the ride and not even remembered it! :eek::eek::eek:

I walked in to my local in New York many moons ago on a Saturday afternoon....hungover as hell in search of a bloody mary.

The guys behind the counter said "Dude! You are the Fcukin' MAN!"

Me: "Huh?"

Barmen: "That stunning blonde who was all over you last night!! She was smokin'. Big boobs and the nicest ass in the world. At one stage she was standing facing the bar and you were behind her with your hands down the front of her jeans, you lucky bastard!"

Me: "I was in here last night?"

Jaysus. Cried into my bloody mary.

DOC09UNAM

jackiebaron wrote: »

I walked in to my local in New York many moons ago on a Saturday afternoon....hungover as hell in search of a bloody mary.

The guys behind the counter said "Dude! You are the Fcukin' MAN!"

Me: "Huh?"

Barmen: "That stunning blonde who was all over you last night!! She was smokin'. Big boobs and the nicest ass in the world. At one stage she was standing facing the bar and you were behind her with your hands down the front of her jeans, you lucky bastard!"

Me: "I was in here last night?"

Jaysus. Cried into my bloody mary.

Cool story.

steddyeddy

I do think you should laugh things off the girl in my class seems to be actin a bit akward since the last night out grrrr