The most akward return to college/work after a night out

steddyeddy

After returning to college recently after a night out you could cut the awkwardness with a knife, half of the class basically used the night out to come on to the other half (including me). Now a few people arent talking to each other. Personally I dont think anyone should act akward just laugh it off whats everyone elses view and whats been your most akward return to work college after a night out you had ?

TeddyTedson

I agree with OP. I've have a few bad ones too, I'm not saying though, really embarrassing

orourkeda

There's bound to be a great number of people who've slept with a colleague.

That's rather awkward. It's not so bad when you fancy them but the drink fuelled shags are just a nuisance

red menace

steddyeddy wrote: »

After returning to college recently after a night out you could cut the awkwardness with a knife, half of the class basically used the night out to come on to the other half (including me). Now a few people arent talking to each other. Personally I dont think anyone should act akward just laugh it off whats everyone elses view and whats been your most akward return to work college after a night out you had ?

Don't sh1te on your own doorstep is the golden rule

steddyeddy

red menace wrote: »

Don't sh1te on your own doorstep is the golden rule

im not a clever man when varoius chemicals are passed through me but thats here and there, whats important now is having the sorry about heavily flirt ect with you.

orourkeda

red menace wrote: »

Don't sh1te on your own doorstep is the golden rule

Easier said than done sometimes and there must be very few people who haven't done it at some point

orourkeda

steddyeddy wrote: »

im not a clever man when varoius chemicals are passed through me but thats here and there, whats important now is having the sorry about heavily flirt ect with you.

Neither is anyone else. Throw in a raging stiffy and the bird you fancy and it's fireworks

steddyeddy

orourkeda wrote: »

Neither is anyone else. Throw in a raging stiffy and the bird you fancy and it's fireworks

the trouble is often I dont have to fancy her just get on well with her and something sh1t could happen!

amdublin

A guy I worked with projectile vomited over two of the managers and a staff member.

While the staff member washed the puke out of her watch and engagement ring, one of the managers put him in a taxi and he got sick all over that manager again.

This was at about nine pm only.

He was pretty embarrassed on Monday morning I tells ya.

steddyeddy

amdublin wrote: »

A guy I worked with projectile vomited over two of the managers and a staff member.

While the staff member washed the puke out of her watch and engagement ring, one of the managers put him in a taxi and he got sick all over that manager again.

This was at about nine pm only.

He was pretty embarrassed on Monday morning I tells ya.

feck I actually feel better about my own night now!

amdublin

steddyeddy wrote: »

feck I actually feel better about my own night now!

You're welcome

orourkeda

amdublin wrote: »

A guy I worked with projectile vomited over two of the managers and a staff member.

While the staff member washed the puke out of her watch and engagement ring, one of the managers put him in a taxi and he got sick all over that manager again.

This was at about nine pm only.

He was pretty embarrassed on Monday morning I tells ya.

A Guy I worked with necked a litre bottle of wine at a christmas party.

The turkey and ham looked well on the table after he projectile vomited it on to his table. He was put into a taxi home to Bray from Ballsbridge

seanbmc

Sitting next to the girl in lectures next day who tried to kiss me the night before was fun....

Gummy Panda

seanbmc wrote: »

Sitting next to the girl in lectures next day who tried to kiss me the night before was fun....

You dropped the hand?

Sofiztikated

Why shouldn't you be suitably embarrassed by what you've done under the influence?

This whole, "Ah shure, it doesn't count/matter, I was full as a fat tick" thing pisses me off. Take some responsibility for your actions.

Have I done stupid things when I was pissed? Yes. D'ya know who did them? Me. Not the vodka. Not the beer. Me.

steddyeddy

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Why shouldn't you be suitably embarrassed by what you've done under the influence?

This whole, "Ah shure, it doesn't count/matter, I was full as a fat tick" thing pisses me off. Take some responsibility for your actions.

Have I done stupid things when I was pissed? Yes. D'ya know who did them? Me. Not the vodka. Not the beer. Me.

yea of course i did them I followed it up when sober with yes I would have shagged yea ect. I just think you should laugh things like that off.

seanbmc

Gummy Panda wrote: »

You dropped the hand?

Na.

RMD

When I was 14 I came in to work one morning stinking of drink and hungover to bits. Luckily my boss was cool and just spent the rest of the day laughing at me.

Normal enough by most people's standards, but not something you'd do when you're 14.

brummytom

A few months back, about October, I went to a party with people from school. Literally couldn't remember a thing the next day.

Went to school on the Monday and got told everything - I bought a crate of something or another and a girl had said there was no way I could finish it - but I proved her wrong, and drank far more I'd got in to a bit of a fight with a lad who was being racist about the Irish, he being half-Polish, I gave as good as I got. Apparently ended up being floored by him, and he threw a can off my head (to which I screamed "it's raining!!!"). Got sick all over the girl's garden, repeatedly put porn on her computer, perved on some girl, kept stealing slices of bread and fell asleep on the patio.

Awkward.
Ah well

DOC09UNAM

RMD wrote: »

When I was 14 I came in to work one morning stinking of drink and hungover to bits. Luckily my boss was cool and just spent the rest of the day laughing at me.

Normal enough by most people's standards, but not something you'd do when you're 14.

Wow you're cool.

TimeToShine

steddyeddy wrote: »

After returning to college recently after a night out you could cut the awkwardness with a knife, half of the class basically used the night out to come on to the other half (including me). Now a few people arent talking to each other. Personally I dont think anyone should act akward just laugh it off whats everyone elses view and whats been your most akward return to work college after a night out you had ?

What course are you doing that has a nice 50/50 ratio???

steddyeddy

TimeToShine wrote: »

What course are you doing that has a nice 50/50 ratio???

masters in zoology which is good because the girls look slutty

Big Nasty

brummytom wrote: »

A few months back, about October, I went to a party with people from school. Literally couldn't remember a thing the next day.

Went to school on the Monday and got told everything - I bought a crate of something or another and a girl had said there was no way I could finish it - but I proved her wrong, and drank far more I'd got in to a bit of a fight with a lad who was being racist about the Irish, he being half-Polish, I gave as good as I got. Apparently ended up being floored by him, and he threw a can off my head (to which I screamed "it's raining!!!"). Got sick all over the girl's garden, repeatedly put porn on her computer, perved on some girl, kept stealing slices of bread and fell asleep on the patio.

Awkward.
Ah well

Dang!

You coulda got the ride and not even remembered it! :eek::eek::eek:

Shryke

I'm going to have one of these on Tuesday. I've done it before and hope never to do it again.

steddyeddy

Shryke wrote: »

I'm going to have one of these on Tuesday. I've done it before and hope never to do it again.

details please :P

The General.

Bull on as if nothing happened. A few years ago, i was out one night in a club and met my old boss's daughter, ended up chatting to her for awhile, had a few drinks together and ended up getting off with her that night. On the monday morning back at work we just had a bit of a chat if front of other workers about the night out. The 2 of us never mentioned anything about getting off with each other,we just went on as if nothing happened and that we just met each other on the night out.

Marvinthefish

orourkeda wrote: »

A Guy I worked with necked a litre bottle of wine at a christmas party.

The turkey and ham looked well on the table after he projectile vomited it on to his table. He was put into a taxi home to Bray from Ballsbridge

Irresponsible drinking. If the wine came in a litre bottle it was probably awful stuff! :pac: Blame the wine in this case.

Kerikosan

Ha! i'm guessing the coming on to your classmates didnt go well

But yeah it happens with every college class.

although my class seemed to always go for the win and succeed :cool:

BOOM!

rockmongrel

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Why shouldn't you be suitably embarrassed by what you've done under the influence?

This whole, "Ah shure, it doesn't count/matter, I was full as a fat tick" thing pisses me off. Take some responsibility for your actions.

Have I done stupid things when I was pissed? Yes. D'ya know who did them? Me. Not the vodka. Not the beer. Me.

Christ, loosen up Grandpa.

Sofiztikated

rockmongrel wrote: »

Christ, loosen up Grandpa.

Loosen up? Because I told you to have a bit of personal responsibility?

Or does this sound better?

I was out at the weekend, drank a skipload of Buckfast before I went out, puked in the taxi on the way to the club, pulled my bosses (underage) daughter, we went home, I think I gave her chlamydia, and puked on her tit.

Man, is my face going to be red today!*

*this is a complete fabrication, just incase anyone is stupid enough to read it wrong. And with the way AH has been going, I wouldn't be surprised.

ilovelamp2000

If you'ev got chlamydia the redness of your face is the least of your worries.

jimthemental

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Loosen up? Because I told you to have a bit of personal responsibility?

Or does this sound better?

I was out at the weekend, drank a skipload of Buckfast before I went out, puked in the taxi on the way to the club, pulled my bosses (underage) daughter, we went home, I think I gave her chlamydia, and puked on her tit.

Man, is my face going to be red today!*

*this is a complete fabrication, just incase anyone is stupid enough to read it wrong. And with the way AH has been going, I wouldn't be surprised.

Jesus, your positivity after the thread last week didn't last too long. Ah well tis Monday sure take it handy

mikemac

Ah, most everyone has been there at some stage

Laugh it off, soon be forgotton
Well, unless you asked to meet the HR manager the next morning

Naos

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Loosen up? Because I told you to have a bit of personal responsibility?

Or does this sound better?

I was out at the weekend, drank a skipload of Buckfast before I went out, puked in the taxi on the way to the club, pulled my bosses (underage) daughter, we went home, I think I gave her chlamydia, and puked on her tit.

Man, is my face going to be red today!*

*this is a complete fabrication, just incase anyone is stupid enough to read it wrong. And with the way AH has been going, I wouldn't be surprised.

You shouldn't of had unprotected sex if you had chlamydia Sof, hope you got it sorted out.

minidazzler

brummytom wrote: »

A few months back, about October, I went to a party with people from school. Literally couldn't remember a thing the next day.

Went to school on the Monday and got told everything - I bought a crate of something or another and a girl had said there was no way I could finish it - but I proved her wrong, and drank far more I'd got in to a bit of a fight with a lad who was being racist about the Irish, he being half-Polish, I gave as good as I got. Apparently ended up being floored by him, and he threw a can off my head (to which I screamed "it's raining!!!"). Got sick all over the girl's garden, repeatedly put porn on her computer, perved on some girl, kept stealing slices of bread and fell asleep on the patio.

Awkward.
Ah well

I'm flabbergasted that you still haven't gotten laid! Ha

Came too one morning naked in the bed of a guy I kinda know's sister, she was rough, as in ruff ruff, Haven't seen him, or her since, hope I don't either, he could kill me!

Duggy747

Killing your boss...

That following Monday when co-workers are asking where they are don't scream "I don't know, I don't want to talk about this, this let's talk about something else, just get off my back man, lovely weather out isn't it?.........so shut up!!"

baldshin

If only AH had anonymous posting!

jackiebaron

Look the whole flirting/snogging/shagging a colleague or classmate is going to happen and is nothing to be all redfaced about. Next day just laugh it off and try to put the other person at ease. Be grown up about it.

Say something like "So, darlin' when do we get plastered and suck the face off each other again? Only joking. We were locked and it was fun but let's not make it all awkward between us, yeah?"

You haven't really let yourself down. It's the puking on the manager or worse giving some colleague a piece of your mind in front of everyone when you're trashed. There's no recovery from something like that. People will just think you are a nasty cnut.

jackiebaron

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Dang!

You coulda got the ride and not even remembered it! :eek::eek::eek:

I walked in to my local in New York many moons ago on a Saturday afternoon....hungover as hell in search of a bloody mary.

The guys behind the counter said "Dude! You are the Fcukin' MAN!"

Me: "Huh?"

Barmen: "That stunning blonde who was all over you last night!! She was smokin'. Big boobs and the nicest ass in the world. At one stage she was standing facing the bar and you were behind her with your hands down the front of her jeans, you lucky bastard!"

Me: "I was in here last night?"

Jaysus. Cried into my bloody mary.

DOC09UNAM

jackiebaron wrote: »

I walked in to my local in New York many moons ago on a Saturday afternoon....hungover as hell in search of a bloody mary.

The guys behind the counter said "Dude! You are the Fcukin' MAN!"

Me: "Huh?"

Barmen: "That stunning blonde who was all over you last night!! She was smokin'. Big boobs and the nicest ass in the world. At one stage she was standing facing the bar and you were behind her with your hands down the front of her jeans, you lucky bastard!"

Me: "I was in here last night?"

Jaysus. Cried into my bloody mary.

Cool story.

steddyeddy

I do think you should laugh things off the girl in my class seems to be actin a bit akward since the last night out grrrr