Lost 8 hours of my life

Roro4Brit

I drank a full 70cl bottle of Smirnoff Vodka last night at house party followed by some tequila shots in a bar.

For the first time ever I can honestly say I remember nothing after 10pm. Woke up this morning with 4 big grazes on my forehead and nose which were covered in surocrem.

I'm trying so hard to remember any detail by there's nothing there.

Really scary tbh.

Asphyxia

It was a great night so...

Scarydoll

Do you have a sore arse?

Dravokivich

Sounds like you had the best night of yer life!

Kiera

Ok......

revz

Check your sent messages and post all the contents up here....it'll be fun, honest

RonMexico

That's not sudocrem.

KeithM89_old

Roro4Brit wrote: »

I Woke up this morning with 4 big grazes on my forehead and nose which were covered in surocrem.

Kinky!

tony1kenobi

Did you check your sock? If your bail money is still in it you're grand.

extra-ordinary_

Dravokivich wrote: »

Sounds like you had the best night of yer life!

...and you missed it.

VinnyTGM

Thanks for the update.

OctavarIan

You're ****in deadly man.

I lose 8 hours of my life every time I go to sleep

superfish

great stuff your fellow country men are proud of you. you should now be eligible for a job as a politician

biko

Thanks for sharing I guess.

Blondini

That's why I don't drink vodka anymore.

It's a bad fcuking idea.

Learn from this and move on.

sealgaire

Did you check if there is a tiger in your bathroom?

Son Of A Vidic

Are you saddle sore?
Do you have lock-jaw?
Carpet burns on your knees?
Whip like welts on your ass?
Finding pubic hair in unusual places?
Experiencing after taste?
Hoarseness?

Any one of the above get worried quick, if not your're grand.

allprops

Elect OP Taoiseach!

shuvly

revz wrote: »

Check your sent messages and post all the contents up here....it'll be fun, honest

And boards...I have occasionally..logged on in the morning to see the dreaded "Private Message - unread 1"...(although after a particularly good night, I had 3!)..usually from a mod, or from helpful people telling me to go to bed!

CrazyRabbit

Roro4Brit wrote: »

I drank a full 70cl bottle of Smirnoff Vodka last night at house party followed by some tequila shots in a bar.

For the first time ever I can honestly say I remember nothing after 10pm. Woke up this morning with 4 big grazes on my forehead and nose which were covered in surocrem.

I'm trying so hard to remember any detail by there's nothing there.

Really scary tbh.

You're lucky I only grazed you! The next time you try to chat up my gran, I'll do a lot worse! :mad:

Oh_Noes

bluewolf wrote: »

I lose 8 hours of my life every time I go to sleep

I lose 8 hours of my life every time I go to work.

stovelid

Check:

Sent texts

Sent PMs

Last posts

Inbox - if there is one there, it's probably an infraction or rejection

Alessandra

Tbh you are lucky to be still alive. Plenty of people have choked on their sick after less alcohol than you.
Not judging you though, I've had a few too many on more than one occasion.

Gillington

OP I saw you in the lane round the back of the chipper riding your one Fat Mary with the moustache.

You still owe me for the taco chips!

Pace2008

Alessandra wrote: »

Tbh you are lucky to be still alive. Plenty of people have choked on their sick after less alcohol than you.
Not judging you though, I've had a few too many on more than one occasion.

It's definitely not advisable, but if we're to be honest the chances of actual death are still relatively small. Having said that, I'll inevitably end up with war wounds of varying degrees of severity if I get in that state.

The Fear the next day is the worst part of it. Last time I got completely blackout the lads I'd been out with were, for some reason, all uncontactable up till the evening. I was bordering on a panic attack for the bulk of the day coming up with increasingly dire scenarios in an attempt to fill the gaps (or prolonged gap). Luckily, when I finally got through it turned out I hadn't done anything particularly untoward.

You get funny stories out of these situations but I've come to the conclusion you can't exactly call a night fun if you have no recollection of it. I'm turning moderate by Irish standards these days and having a better time for it.

PeterIanStaker

omg total legend, wil u b my frnd on bebo?

MistyCheese

Don't worry OP, the next time you drink a buttload of vodka you usually get the 8 hours back! Try it.

DEVEREUX

Were your underpants on backwards?

Tar.Aldarion

Hate that, only blacked out a few times, still it's always lol how/where you end up the next day.

Hackysack

Sounds like OP is suffering from a serious case of The Fear.

Hate that.

LambsEye

revz wrote: »

Check your sent messages and post all the contents up here....it'll be fun, honest

Oh. SUCH a good idea.

Genuine terror checking your sent items after a night old. Crafty old drunken me started deleting my sent items before I went to bed so I had no idea oh my shenanigans.

Phones should have breathalysers in them.

Cheap Thrills!

Check the safe for a baby. :cool:

TeddyTedson

Anytime I drink most of the night is a blackout. I don't fall over or anything and people never say I was too messy.
Does everyone get this though.

Rojiblancos

Similar to what happened me recently, Remember going to a house for a session which was full of youngwans in fancy dress costumes.:D Anyway we decided to head out, I didnt get in & the rest did... Woke up the next morning in A&E with money and keys still intact.
Couldn't remember anything and all the nurse could say was 'We found you on the side of the road and thought you were after getting a beating'.

deathrider

LambsEye wrote: »

Oh. SUCH a good idea.

Genuine terror checking your sent items after a night old. Crafty old drunken me started deleting my sent items before I went to bed so I had no idea oh my shenanigans.

Phones should have breathalysers in them.

That's dangerous thinking. Next thing you know, Drunken You will be hiding the toilet roll... Leaving Sober You well fecked.

civis_liberalis

bluewolf wrote: »

I lose 8 hours of my life every time I go to sleep

This is what I thought the thread would be about.

RussellTuring

Which is why I avoid spirits these days. I woke up the morning after Hallowe'en a year and a bit ago and went to kiss my girlfriend. She pulled away and after realising that I didn't remember the previous night, had to tell me that I spent most of the night puking and had in fact been dumped. I still can't remember any of it.

scientific1982

Get used to it mate. Thats going to be your twenties.

policarp

scientific1982 wrote: »

Get used to it mate. Thats going to be your twenties.

8 Hours per day missing.
That's normal?
Not Right.

tallaghtmick

RonMexico wrote: »

That's not sudocrem.

its surocream:D

TeddyTedson

tallaghtmick wrote: »

its surocream:D

it's spunk.

Don't worry OP, we've all had a drunken fall.
At least you didn't get anyone pregnant

the_pits

Do you remember borrowing that €100 off me, you said something about some hooker, blah blah blah, well I was wondering if you could post back to me when you get the chance.........Cheers

BigBenRoeth

The flashbacks will hit you know steadily throughout monday

shuvly

the_pits wrote: »

Do you remember borrowing that €100 off me, you said something about some hooker, blah blah blah, well I was wondering if you could post back to me when you get the chance.........Cheers

200 eurors...r gtfo..am waiting here for at least 12 hours in a nurses uniform, these ah guys are not wot u said they wud be.."wood" my arse..gotta get back 2 my normal job...

shuvly

This is just a test run cos
1.there are no women on the internet
2 and women are not allowed to FAP
3 we do

TeddyTedson

shuvly wrote: »

This is just a test run cos
1.there are no women on the internet
2 and women are not allowed to FAP
3 we do

Are you ok?

BigBenRoeth

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you ok?

He's right son

I lost pretty much 8 years of my life in my twenties..

shuvly

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you ok?

in

am kinda knackered and my right do it all finger is ****ed..but not
o in a good way..will have to learn to do it all again as a leftie...but I was a commie for years, and ****ed a leftie,

TeddyTedson

BigBenRoeth wrote: »

He's right son

How do ya mean?

Deleted User wrote: »

I lost pretty much 8 years of my life in my twenties..

I'm in my 20's now. Any advice for me?

shuvly wrote: »

in

am kinda knackered and my right do it all finger is ****ed..but not
o in a good way..will have to learn to do it all again as a leftie...but I was a commie for years, and ****ed a leftie,

Bro, I really don't understand what's going on here? I'm really tired too so I'm not sure if my brain is broken at this time at night or you're not making any sense?!?