the hangover cure

FatherLen

i am fairly hungover in work today and cant use my usual cure of a shower that turns into a bath. any advice?

smokie2008

Nagin on lunch....Sorted!!!

Kimono-Girl

a big fry up (or a breakfast roll)

RedXIV

3 litres of citrus lucozade

prinz

Get Jeeves to whip up one of his celebrated cures.

Or lots of fresh fruit juice and a rasher sandwich.

CreepingDeath

Induce a puke over your bosses desk while mumbling "swine flu".

Cook my sock

citrus lucozade with a berocca in it. works every time.

Poor Uncle Tom

FatherLen wrote: »

i am fairly hungover in work today and cant use my usual cure of a shower that turns into a bath. any advice?

To coin a phrase - lick the ass of the dog that sh1t on you Father....;)

AnonoBoy

If you can pop a couple solphadeine you'll float through the morning.

Really takes the edge off.......

Irish_wolf

bacon lots and lots of bacon

scotty_irish

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works a charm! saved my life many times.

Johnny Bitte

2 pints of water before going to be last night : )

smk89

Vomit on the photocopier, an interesting take on the ass on the photocopier gag

orourkeda

a ****

chin_grin

Smuggle yourself on board a rocket. Find a black hole (wormhole really) that links now (this side) with yourself drinking the first pint (other side) and send a note through but add some personal information that only you know so it doesn't freak past you out.

Sorted.

FatherLen

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

To coin a phrase - lick the ass of the dog that sh1t on you Father....;)

i have no idea how that will help but i will give it a try

djfattony2000

Blue Powerade.

D'Agger

Shít, Shower & **** - the holy trinity of hangover relief


But seeing as you can't shower just go for a shank in the jacks

godscop

a small glass of whiskey, two spoonfuls of calpol and a splash of ribena a little bit of sugar around the rim of the glass. this is a sure fire way to get rid of your hangover and give you the horn!:D

Pace2008

The_Goose135 wrote: »

2 pints of water before going to be last night : )

This is the best one, though it's a preventative measure rather than cure.

Trouble is, the nights that are going to give you the real oh-my-sweet-lord-it's-been-20 hours-why-are-you-still-here hangovers, you're not always going to have the presence of mind to remember the drill.

Pace2008

PaulieC wrote: »

Shít, Shower & **** - the holy trinity of hangover relief


But seeing as you can't shower just go for a shank in the jacks

Funny, my mates and I always considered SSS to be the standard routine before going out.

Duggy747

More drink.

Or a barrell of Lucozade Sport

KylieWyley

Isotonic Lucozade.

Korvanica

A Big Yop.... Seriously.... Its the best...

smodgley

cup of soup followed by an ice cream

D'Agger

Pace2008 wrote: »

Funny, my mates and I always considered SSS to be the standard routine before going out.

Well that's true - I don't shave tbh (I'm assuming that's the 3rd 'S') - go for the scruffy look myself...still nothing worse than having to go for a shít on a night out so that's a must

jimthemental

Yop and Lucozade sport, nurofen + are the right lads too.

El Nino09

Garlic Chip & Chesse will cure wot ales ya

Pace2008

PaulieC wrote: »

I don't shave tbh (I'm assuming that's the 3rd 'S') - go for the scruffy look myself

Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile.

TeddyTedson

You can sweat it out. Get some powerade for electrolytes.
But the only real cure that will properly fix you is to drink again or go to your local dealer for a Valium.

TheZohanS

Bumping this for tomorrow!

Jaxxy

godscop wrote: »

a small glass of whiskey, two spoonfuls of calpol and a splash of ribena a little bit of sugar around the rim of the glass. this is a sure fire way to get rid of your hangover and give you the horn!:D

WTF IS THIS!? :eek:

I must try.

Zebra3

Honey.

Prob best spread on toast.

Innuendo welcome.

pragmatic1

A huge ****e, a breakfast roll, loads of orange juice and tea.

sunflower27

Best preventative measure is to take 2 nurofen PLUS and have a huge glass of water before going to bed. If I remember, I put it by the bed before i go out so I don't forget to take it before going to sleep.

The pain relief kicks in as youu are asleep and the headache is never anywhere near as bad.

The next morning, lots of water and poached eggs works for me every time.

Jaxxy

I'm always saying it but a good ride is the only way to go. Followed, if possible, by more alcohol.

Simon Adebisi

Bowl of vanilla ice cream when ya get back from the pub. Sorts out your stomach before you hit the leaba. You'll have a head on you alright but you wont be sick.

Of course this all depends on you having the motor skills to actually get a bowl of ice cream when you get home.

messymess

Solpadine and Xanax.


Opps, sorry, someone please ban me ... I forgot this isn't a medical board!

grungepants

Drink four cups of coffee, smoke as many cigarettes as you can and try to take really quick breaths.This will probably make you have a stroke.But you will have the next month off work wahay!

Spunge

amphetamines or benzos, anything else is lies.

karlog

All these hangover cures you hear about don't work. The only cure to a hangover is time........................................and more alcohol.

Chaotic_Forces

Sleep it off.

Azureus

Im off work tomoro but then have a damn busy work day Friday...
Know i wont be able to resist the urge of a pub crawl...
HELP!

seanbmc

Pace2008 wrote: »

This is the best one, though it's a preventative measure rather than cure.

Trouble is, the nights that are going to give you the real oh-my-sweet-lord-it's-been-20 hours-why-are-you-still-here hangovers, you're not always going to have the presence of mind to remember the drill.

I always drink lots of water beofre bed, but one night I forgot to because of the state I was in. Was by far the worst hangover ever.

Sunnyisland

One of the main causes of a hangover is dehydration (largely responsible for your headache), so clearly the best thing to prevent or cure them is rehydration – plenty of water or fruit juice (as that often contains anti-oxidants too).
Sugar filled soft drinks like cola are NOT a good idea, because although they’ll make you feel good temporarily by boosting your blood sugar, you’ll very quickly feel even worse again as you suffer from the insulin crash afterwards.
Part of your rehydration might perhaps include essential electrolytes too (Calcium, Potassium, Sodium, Magnesium etc).
Another cause of hangover is acetaldehyde, the toxic chemical produced when alcohol dehydrogenase breaks down alcohol in the liver. This is what causes the ‘poisoned’ feeling. There are a couple of things which work quite well to mop this up – the first is an enzyme called cysteine, which is found in large quantities in eggs. So that’s breakfast sorted out. You can also buy N-acetyl cysteine as a supplement in health food shops. The second thing which mops up acetaldehyde quite well is probiotics – the healthy bacteria found in yoghurt. However perhaps the best way to take this is in capsule form where it’s far more concentrated. A few of these before bedtime can really help you.
Most alcoholic drinks will leave you with low blood sugar (hypoglycaemia) by morning, so its important to get that back up again in a slow, stable way. Which means complex carbohydrates as opposed to simple ones. What I mean is whole grains, like wholemeal bread or muesli, vegetables and fruit (particularly bananas to boost your potassium levels again). Carbs like simple sugars, white pasta or potatoes will not help.
The nausea can be eased very effectively with ginger or peppermint tea, and again with those rehydration salts (or electrolytes).
Painkillers are obviously quite tempting, but paracetamol causes further toxic strain on the liver and kidneys, and ibuprofen can irritate the stomach. So aspirin is probably the safest analgesic for a hangover.
Finally you might well benefit from some B vitamin supplements – to calm your central nervous system (responsible for the tremors, sweats and anxiety), but these will tend to have a more long term effect rather than being a short term cure.
Cheers

Gunsfortoys

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I'm always saying it but a good ride is the only way to go. Followed, if possible, by more alcohol.

This.

Also must try that calpol whiskey mix.:D

Slattsy

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I'm always saying it but a good ride is the only way to go. Followed, if possible, by more alcohol.

Are you really a 'chick'???
If so, what you at tomorrow day/night

Giggidy :pac: :pac:

MagicSean

Rasher Sandwich - Increase salt levels so you can retain more water
Citrus Lucozade - hydration (should help with headaches)
Andrews - for any stomach problems
Supply of fizzy jellies - Constant supply of energy throughout the day
Vitamin tablets - For vitamins
Charcoal tablets - To soak up the crap in your stomach.

Slattsy

A big bowl of white boiled rice !! SOAKAGE
And plenty of fluids, lucozade sport preferably.

Mr. Presentable

Don't stop drinking. Never had a hangoverrrrr ......hic!

Swampy

A glass of coconut water (Vitacoco) with a berocca and a couple if pain killers. Then lots and lots of water.