Secret Crushes?

Agricola

Mental Mickey wrote: »

Kelly Brook

Katherine Jenkins

I love my curvy wimmin!!!

Most men would chew off an arm for a shot at either of those two.

This thread is for shameful crushes. Ya know, old bints that ya really shouldnt bother with, but theres just something about them!

LambsEye

Agricola wrote: »

Most men would chew off an arm for a shot at either of those two.

This thread is for shameful crushes. Ya know, old bints that ya really shouldnt bother with, but theres just something about them!

Thanks. I got sick of reminding people.

Anyone who's sharing Kelly Brook, Tina Fey, Noel Fielding, these people are attractive! I'm looking for the cruddiest, most cringe-worthy crushes out there.

Think more Marty Whelan, Less Matt Damon.

chopperbyrne

Lacey Turner, but only if she was pretending to be Stacey Slater.

hogflem

Belatrix Lestrange

nosey rosie

Gavin Henson ( the ronsealed rugby player )

kerryman12

Kate Midleton

* I just want to funk up blood line of the english monarchy, and put a kerry man on the throne*

Millicent

Man crushes:

Jack Black
Simon from the Misfits
Benicio Del Toro
Bill Hicks (though admittedly, that could get messy)
David Mitchell AND Robert Webb
Leonard from the Big Bang Theory
Michael C Hall
Louis Theroux

Lady crushes:

Supernanny Jo Frost
Anne Doyle
Dawn French

Dunno how weird any of them are, but I probably have a ton more that I can think of.

LambsEye

Millicent wrote: »

Man crushes:

Jack Black
Simon from the Misfits
Benicio Del Toro
Bill Hicks (though admittedly, that could get messy)
David Mitchell AND Robert Webb
Leonard from the Big Bang Theory
Michael C Hall
Louis Theroux

Lady crushes:

Supernanny Jo Frost
Anne Doyle
Dawn French

Dunno how weird any of them are, but I probably have a ton more that I can think of.

Ok LOL on the "supernanny Jo Frost" one: "That behaviour is unasssseptable"

Millicent

LambsEye wrote: »

Ok LOL on the "supernanny Jo Frost" one: "That behaviour is unasssseptable"

Gets me every time. It's the disciplinarian thing, I think.

LambsEye

Millicent wrote: »

Gets me every time. It's the disciplinarian thing, I think.

Re: Your original post. Simon from the Misfits. He is PROBABLY my new favourite thing ever. He's bloody gorgeous.

Alas, he's not an embarrassing crush.

Leonard from the Big Bang Theory however..........

EverEvolving

Millicent - we have very similar tastes in wierd crushes

Mine are

Simon Pegg
Benicio Del Toro
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Louis Theroux
Christian Bale
John Travolta
Marcus Brigstocke (not sure if he is considered odd but he sure is yum!)

Millicent

LambsEye wrote: »

Re: Your original post. Simon from the Misfits. He is PROBABLY my new favourite thing ever. He's bloody gorgeous.

Alas, he's not an embarrassing crush.

Leonard from the Big Bang Theory however..........

Well, yay. Haven't met anyone else who has acknowledged the wonder that is Simon, even with his odd jaw clenches.

Also, Robert Sheehan (Nathan) but I knew he definitely wasn't a weird crush as he's a fucking ride!

And Leonard is adorkable. Especially cos he's pocket-sized and looks corruptible.

Millicent

EverEvolving wrote: »

Millicent - we have very similar tastes in wierd crushes

Mine are

Simon Pegg
Benicio Del Toro
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Louis Theroux
Christian Bale
John Travolta
Marcus Brigstocke (not sure if he is considered odd but he sure is yum!)

Is Christian Bale an odd crush? I'd definitely give him a good seeing to, although perhaps with a sock in his mouth to prevent him doing his Batman voice and wrecking the moment. I'm a romantic like that! :pac:

LambsEye

EverEvolving wrote: »

Millicent - we have very similar tastes in wierd crushes

Mine are

Simon Pegg
Benicio Del Toro
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Louis Theroux
Christian Bale
John Travolta
Marcus Brigstocke (not sure if he is considered odd but he sure is yum!)

Millicent wrote: »

Well, yay. Haven't met anyone else who has acknowledged the wonder that is Simon, even with his odd jaw clenches.

Also, Robert Sheehan (Nathan) but I knew he definitely wasn't a weird crush as he's a fucking ride!

And Leonard is adorkable. Especially cos he's pocket-sized and looks corruptible.

Louis Theroux is only the best. I love how he feigns ignorance.

Also, I made a mistake. It's Nathan (Robert Sheehan,) I love. Simon can take a hike. ALSO Simon Pegg.

Benicio is not weird enough for this thread. He's pure, unadulterated RIDINESS.

John Travolta only qualifies if it's puffy, modern day Travolta. Not "Grease" Travolta.

A.Blinkin

Ooooh, Robert Sheehan's great in Misfits alright. Annoying little s**t but it's all part of his charm.

Millicent

LambsEye wrote: »

Louis Theroux is only the best. I love how he feigns ignorance.

Also, I made a mistake. It's Nathan (Robert Sheehan,) I love. Simon can take a hike. ALSO Simon Pegg.

Benicio is not weird enough for this thread. He's pure, unadulterated RIDINESS.

John Travolta only qualifies if it's puffy, modern day Travolta. Not "Grease" Travolta.

Well good then. More Simon for me.

Simon Pegg's not a weird crush though. He's cute as a button! Now if you said Nick Frost, you'd be right.

Benicio is weird-looking though, in fairness to him, but he has smexy charisma. Also, that voice...

Which brings me onto another one -- Alan Rickman.

Millicent

A.Blinkin wrote: »

Ooooh, Robert Sheehan's great in Misfits alright. Annoying little s**t but it's all part of his charm.

Exactly! Although, I think his appearance in Love/Hate sealed it for me. *wipes drool* He looks like the bastard child of Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy, with the best from both.

LambsEye

Millicent wrote: »

Well good then. More Simon for me.

Simon Pegg's not a weird crush though. He's cute as a button! Now if you said Nick Frost, you'd be right.

Benicio is weird-looking though, in fairness to him, but he has smexy charisma. Also, that voice...

Which brings me onto another one -- Alan Rickman.

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssster Pooooootttttttttter."

Defo. Daily, Nightly and ever so rightly.

Millicent

LambsEye wrote: »

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssster Pooooootttttttttter."

Defo. Daily, Nightly and ever so rightly.

Hahahaha! I think it was Dogma that sealed it for me but that voice is like velvet.

Jaxxy

I loved him in Dogma, even though he said he was as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.

Purple Lemons

James Corden.

I'd be arrested for the things I'd do to that man

LambsEye

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

I loved him in Dogma, even though he said he was as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.

Poor Ken. Such perfect hair, such imperfect genitals. I LOVED him in Dogma. But I prefer him as Snape. Just because y'know, it's Severus f*cking Snape like!

A.Blinkin

Millicent wrote: »

Exactly! Although, I think his appearance in Love/Hate sealed it for me. *wipes drool* He looks like the bastard child of Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy, with the best from both.

Don't ya just love his lovely curls?! Hah!

Millicent wrote: »

Hahahaha! I think it was Dogma that sealed it for me but that voice is like velvet.

Not Alan Rickman! He's Snape for Gods Sake. Hahhaah! I dunno. He actually makes me shudder...and not in a good way.

EverEvolving

LambsEye wrote: »

Louis Theroux is only the best. I love how he feigns ignorance.

Also, I made a mistake. It's Nathan (Robert Sheehan,) I love. Simon can take a hike. ALSO Simon Pegg.

Benicio is not weird enough for this thread. He's pure, unadulterated RIDINESS.

John Travolta only qualifies if it's puffy, modern day Travolta. Not "Grease" Travolta.

I'm thinking John Travolta in Pulp Fiction so it's like a compromise - half way so to speak

Also, Frank Skinner strangely.

CnaG

Would have to agree on the Hugh Laurie, Alan Rickman, David Mitchell and Adrian Brody fronts. To which I would have to add Kevin Spacey. And Rupert Penry Jones (from Spooks). I guess I just like older men

Is Jay Baruchel (with nerd glasses in Fanboys) embarrassing? If not, I had a thing for David Bowie from the Labyrinth when I was about 11.

There are more, but that's probably enough for the time being.

Millicent

A.Blinkin wrote: »

Not Alan Rickman! He's Snape for Gods Sake. Hahhaah! I dunno. He actually makes me shudder...and not in a good way.

Have you ever seen Dogma? And actually, now I think of it, he's still quite attractive in Harry Potter. Got that Gothic authoritarian thing going on.

Millicent

Also, Robert Carlisle! Just thought of that one while judging EverEvolving for her Frank Skinner attraction! :pac:

Tesco Massacre

That Dobby girl from Peep Show.

"Kooky" girls usually get on my nerves, but she's actually quite nice.

take everything

Denry wrote: »

Shannon Doherty (original 90210)

Why.
She's a good looking woman.

take everything

Tchaikovsky wrote: »

Tina Fey

She's a good looking woman.