Secret Crushes?

LambsEye

Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

Prince Harry
James Gandolfini
Adrian Brody (with the nose)

admiralofthefleet

delores off fair city

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LambsEye wrote: »

Adrian Brody (with the nose)

And without it?

LambsEye

Originally Posted by LambsEye
Adrian Brody (with the nose)

Leonel Delightful Apple wrote: »

And without it?

Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.

Iron Hide

LambsEye wrote: »

Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.

You'd let him stick his nose in you?

CrazyBiscuit

When I wake up in the morning, clamber out of bed and wander over to the mirror I gaze upon the most glorious beauty you have ever beheld, his name...CrazyBiscuit

I make myself fierce hot and bothered.

Agricola

Theres hope for all men if Tony Soprano is sexy!

LambsEye

LambsEye wrote: »

Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.

Iron Hide wrote: »

You'd let him stick his nose in you?

Sure. I party. I do nasal.

YeGods

Thelma Mansfield.... what,? don't judge me. I was young and she was hot

LambsEye

Jeremy Paxman.

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Yakult

Yore ma

Ruu_Old

The Doyler of course!

Son Of A Vidic

LambsEye wrote: »

Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.

LambsEye wrote: »

Jeremy Paxman.

I've nosed-it a pattern emerging here.

Sharpshooter

LambsEye wrote: »

Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

Dexter...my loins they say yes!

YeGods

R_H_C_P wrote: »

Yore ma

and so it starts....:o

LambsEye

R_H_C_P wrote: »

Yore ma

You're dead right to. She's suck a snooker ball through a waven pipe that wan.

upandcumming

Kerry Katona. The stuffing she would get from me. Mmmmmmmugh

admiralofthefleet

CrazyBiscuit wrote: »

When I wake up in the morning, clamber out of bed and wander over to the mirror I gaze upon the most glorious beauty you have ever beheld, his name...CrazyBiscuit

I make myself fierce hot and bothered.

foul bachelor frog material tbh

Jaxxy

Iron Hide wrote: »

You'd let him stick his nose in you?

Well we have foot porn and toe porn, what about nose porn?

I fancy Bear Grylls. I bet he's an animal in the sack. That's not really a secret though.

The Highwayman

Angie (Anita Dobson) from Eastenders years ago

Agricola

Thought of one. Mary Coughlan. The word crush would be taking it a bit far I think, but sometimes when I see her on TV, saying something stupid, I just want to grab her dopey head by that big mane of hair and ... do things to her that would make her unable to say anything stupid....for a good long while...





Throat fúck her basically, in case ya didnt get it.

KeithM89_old

Dobby from Peep Show :cool:

LambsEye

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I've nosed-it a pattern emerging here.

Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.

Links234

ok, this is gonna sound a bit weird maybe? but Sarah Palin. there's something about that overblown christian conservative show that screams closet lesbian.

LambsEye

upandcumming wrote: »

Kerry Katona. The stuffing she would get from me. Mmmmmmmugh

I see that. She's filthy. It's like when I see a massive knacker man in the shop but I KIND of fancy him because I know he'd shlap me around a bit and I'd like to think I could change him but I know deep down I can't.

Yakult

YeGods wrote: »

and so it starts....:o

I know, but it hadnt been posted yet and I just had to do it to keep the tradition alive.

Son Of A Vidic

LambsEye wrote: »

Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.

Your taste is nothing to be sniffed at really.

Agricola

Links234 wrote: »

ok, this is gonna sound a bit weird maybe? but Sarah Palin. there's something about that overblown christian conservative show that screams closet lesbian.

Definitely. Never a truer case of "head saying no, loins saying yes"
The woman is the worst kind of moron, but Id love the chance to tear into her!

LambsEye

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Your taste is nothing to be sniffed at really.

Ah sure, I won't be turning my nose up at a ripe piece of shlong.

Son Of A Vidic

LambsEye wrote: »

Ah sure, I won't be turning my nose up at a ripe piece of shlong.

Looks like you'll be putting your nose to the 'grindstone' then.

LambsEye

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Looks like you'll be putting your nose to the 'grindstone' then.

I will indeed. I've scent them both a lot of fan mail but they haven't responded.

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

Prince Harry
James Gandolfini
Adrian Brody (with the nose)

Yup, embarrassing is the word alright. :rolleyes:

LambsEye

There are more:

Superhans from PeepShpw
Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
Symba from the Lion King

It goes on...

cc-offe

Max Branning

cruiser178

Hilda ogden from coronation street....WHAT....id jizz all over that.Why not?

SomeFool

Hillary Clinton durty i'd say

SomeFool

cc-offe wrote: »

Max Branning

Rex Manning :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo

Le King

Gillian Anderson...

X-Files as a kid. Knocked a few out on that one. :pac:

Links234

Agricola wrote: »

Definitely. Never a truer case of "head saying no, loins saying yes"
The woman is the worst kind of moron, but Id love the chance to tear into her!

Ann Coulter is another conservative christian type, and a closet lesbian if I ever seen one! I figure she just hasn't met the right woman yet, but I have standards. (she looks like something from the evil dead)

cc-offe

SomeFool wrote: »

Rex Manning :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvt8iWJ0oo

The very one!!

Sharpshooter

LambsEye wrote: »

I will indeed. I've scent them both a lot of fan mail but they haven't responded.

They sniffed at it, how dare they!?:pac:

Johro

LambsEye wrote: »

There are more:

Superhans from PeepShpw
Ron Weasley from Harry Potter
Symba from the Lion King

It goes on...

:DThat's quite a list. Are you on meds?:p

Dave147

Sarah Palin, yes please!

CrazyBiscuit

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

foul bachelor frog material tbh

Whats that?
Is that the weird green frog meme I see in the Cool Links and Vids forum.

scientific1982

tonycascarino wrote: »

Nell McCafferty

Oh hell no (in an African-American pronunciation).

Pretty_Pistol

Dermot Ahern. I have no idea why.

Links234

scientific1982 wrote: »

Oh hell no (in an African-American pronunciation).

you mean http://gochitchat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aw-hell-naw.jpg

OPENROAD

Le King wrote: »

Gillian Anderson...

Nothing to be ashamed of imo

bodice ripper

David Mitchell


I do like an erudite, misanthropic rant. and a fellow worrier.

Killer Pigeon

LambsEye wrote: »

Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

Your muff.