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Secret Crushes?

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  • 12-01-2011 2:18am
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    LambsEye
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    Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

    Prince Harry
    James Gandolfini
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)


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    admiralofthefleet
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    delores off fair city


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)

    And without it?


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    LambsEye
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    Originally Posted by LambsEye
    Adrian Brody (with the nose)
    Leonel Delightful Apple wrote: »
    And without it?

    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.


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    Iron Hide
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.

    You'd let him stick his nose in you?


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    CrazyBiscuit
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    When I wake up in the morning, clamber out of bed and wander over to the mirror I gaze upon the most glorious beauty you have ever beheld, his name...CrazyBiscuit

    I make myself fierce hot and bothered.


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    Agricola
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    Theres hope for all men if Tony Soprano is sexy!


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    LambsEye
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.
    Iron Hide wrote: »
    You'd let him stick his nose in you?

    Sure. I party. I do nasal.


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    YeGods
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    Thelma Mansfield.... what,? don't judge me. I was young and she was hot


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    #10
    LambsEye
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    Jeremy Paxman.


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    ziggy
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    Yakult
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    Yore ma


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    Ruu_Old
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    The Doyler of course! ;)


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Naaaah. The sex appeal's in the nose. It's like his Achilles' Heel. Except instead of a heel it's a nose, and instead of Achilles' it's Adrian Brody's, and instead of it being his weak spot, it's his sex spot.
    LambsEye wrote: »
    Jeremy Paxman.

    I've nosed-it a pattern emerging here.


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    Sharpshooter
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Those embarrassing crushes: your head says no but your loins say yes.

    Dexter...my loins they say yes!


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    YeGods
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    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Yore ma


    and so it starts....:o


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    LambsEye
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    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Yore ma

    You're dead right to. She's suck a snooker ball through a waven pipe that wan.


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    upandcumming
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    Kerry Katona. The stuffing she would get from me. Mmmmmmmugh


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    admiralofthefleet
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    CrazyBiscuit wrote: »
    When I wake up in the morning, clamber out of bed and wander over to the mirror I gaze upon the most glorious beauty you have ever beheld, his name...CrazyBiscuit

    I make myself fierce hot and bothered.

    foul bachelor frog material tbh


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    Jaxxy
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    Iron Hide wrote: »
    You'd let him stick his nose in you?

    Well we have foot porn and toe porn, what about nose porn?

    I fancy Bear Grylls. I bet he's an animal in the sack. That's not really a secret though.


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    The Highwayman
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    Angie (Anita Dobson) from Eastenders years ago :o


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    #22
    Agricola
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    Thought of one. Mary Coughlan. The word crush would be taking it a bit far I think, but sometimes when I see her on TV, saying something stupid, I just want to grab her dopey head by that big mane of hair and ... do things to her that would make her unable to say anything stupid....for a good long while...





    Throat fúck her basically, in case ya didnt get it.


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    KeithM89_old
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    Dobby from Peep Show :cool:


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    #24
    LambsEye
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    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    I've nosed-it a pattern emerging here.

    Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.


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    Links234
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    ok, this is gonna sound a bit weird maybe? but Sarah Palin. there's something about that overblown christian conservative show that screams closet lesbian.


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    #26
    LambsEye
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    upandcumming wrote: »
    Kerry Katona. The stuffing she would get from me. Mmmmmmmugh


    I see that. She's filthy. It's like when I see a massive knacker man in the shop but I KIND of fancy him because I know he'd shlap me around a bit and I'd like to think I could change him but I know deep down I can't.


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    Yakult
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    YeGods wrote: »
    and so it starts....:o

    I know, but it hadnt been posted yet and I just had to do it to keep the tradition alive.


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    #28
    Son Of A Vidic
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Snort like I can help it! I like what I like.

    Your taste is nothing to be sniffed at really.


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    Agricola
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    Links234 wrote: »
    ok, this is gonna sound a bit weird maybe? but Sarah Palin. there's something about that overblown christian conservative show that screams closet lesbian.

    Definitely. Never a truer case of "head saying no, loins saying yes"
    The woman is the worst kind of moron, but Id love the chance to tear into her!


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    #30
    LambsEye
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    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Your taste is nothing to be sniffed at really.

    Ah sure, I won't be turning my nose up at a ripe piece of shlong.


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    #31
    Son Of A Vidic
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    LambsEye wrote: »
    Ah sure, I won't be turning my nose up at a ripe piece of shlong.

    Looks like you'll be putting your nose to the 'grindstone' then.


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