You Know You live in a Uni House when ....

DCUlad

When to walk across the living room floor requires a huge physical effort to lift your feet from the floor.

When randomers appear in the house after a night out, that no one knows, but no one bats an eye lid.

Continue .........

Hank_Jones

You have to step over someone in order to get to the bathroom.

Feeona

When you have a roll of toilet paper the size of a tractor wheel

newbee22

The sitting room is filled with election posters collected on the way home from nights out:o

Finright

you're drinking buckfast out of a teapot/jamjar

phasers

You use the word "randomers"

desaparecidos

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Wow, you're a student and live in student accommodation and go to DCU, big ****ing swinging micky, nobody gives a ****.

Cheap Thrills!

desaparecidos wrote: »

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Wow, you're a student and live in student accommodation and go to DCU, big ****ing swinging micky, nobody gives a ****.

ooOOOhhh jellybags much? :P

scientific1982

"overly generous grant". Get to ****.

You know you're in a student house when you hide your toilet paper.

Finright

desaparecidos wrote: »

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Wow, you're a student and live in student accommodation and go to DCU, big ****ing swinging micky, nobody gives a ****.

bit of a chip on the shoulder?? a bit anti-student are we?

aDeener

desaparecidos wrote: »

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Wow, you're a student and live in student accommodation and go to DCU, big ****ing swinging micky, nobody gives a ****.

someone's not bitter anyway.... :rolleyes:

how the fuck do you know whether he gets a grant or not?

Feeona

desaparecidos wrote: »

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Thanks for that - you've saved me having to ring the payroll office. I was wondering what the 'Grant for Wasters' section on my payslip was for

Louthdrog

Only rich farmers who fiddle their books get the grant anyway.




and oh ehhh....... when you wake up to a traffic cone in the middle of the room

CantGetNoSleep

who calls it uni? It's college you clown

red menace

Every single food item in the house is either frozen or non perishable

TeddyTedson

You go to take a p1ss but there's someone using the toilet so you just go in the sink.

desaparecidos

Threads that encourage people to soapbox about what mad popular funny crazy and likeable hoors they are make me sick.

Case in point is this thread and threads with the title "I'm so hungover" or "Who else is hungover".

red menace

desaparecidos wrote: »

Threads that encourage people to soapbox about what mad popular funny crazy and likeable hoors they are make me sick.

Case in point is this thread and threads with the title "I'm so hungover" or "Who else is hungover".

After hours aint for you then buddy

Feeona

desaparecidos wrote: »

Threads that encourage people to soapbox about what mad popular funny crazy and likeable hoors they are make me sick.

Maybe you should buck the trend and start a thread about how unlikeable you are?

kfallon

You know you live in a Uni house when.....you're an annoying tit!

TimeToShine

When traffic cones in the corner are considered furniture.

When you raid the couch for money the morning after some guys slept on it.

When you greet random people you've never seen before with "here lad have a can sure".

Cheap Thrills!

The only thing clean in the kitchen drawer is a potato peeler and an egg whisk!

The back garden is full of bags of cans and bottles.

There are 3 bikes in the hallway with zillions of hoodies and coats on them.

There are no bin liners, toilet paper, washing up liquid or anything else communal.

The grass in the garden is as high as an elephants eye.

The grass on the coffee table makes you as high as an elephants eye.

The floor is crunchy but also sticky.

No-one knows where the hoover is.

The mop smells of stale beer and is the colour of buckfast.

The back of the telly looks like spagetti junction owing to the amount of XBoxes, Wii's , external hard drives and other gadgets tangled together.

The fridge is coated in brown slime and contains a half eaten meal on a plate with a fork on it, a tray of beer and a geriatric egg in the egg holder that was there when the students moved in.

There is a towel in the bathroom that is hard, no one touches it.

The toilet is covered in pubes.

There are hundreds of toilet roll cores at the back of the toilet and a copy of Amen from the Sunday Star missing a few pages.

Dave!

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

ooOOOhhh jellybags much? :P

Jellybags, class

TheZohanS

You Know You live in a Uni House when ....

...you have a stuffed toy as a mascot (usually a sheep)for your gaff that you photo with various visitors and take it with you on excursions...mostly to the pub..

TeddyTedson

desaparecidos wrote: »

Threads that encourage people to soapbox about what mad popular funny crazy and likeable hoors they are make me sick.

Case in point is this thread and threads with the title "I'm so hungover" or "Who else is hungover".

Most people are anonymous on here so I don't think anyone would really think like that.

scientific1982

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

The only thing clean in the kitchen drawer is a potato peeler and an egg whisk!

The back garden is full of bags of cans and bottles.

There are 3 bikes in the hallway with zillions of hoodies and coats on them.

There are no bin liners, toilet paper, washing up liquid or anything else communal.

The grass in the garden is as high as an elephants eye.

The grass on the coffee table makes you as high as an elephants eye.

The floor is crunchy but also sticky.

No-one knows where the hoover is.

The mop smells of stale beer and is the colour of buckfast.

The back of the telly looks like spagetti junction owing to the amount of XBoxes, Wii's , external hard drives and other gadgets tangled together.

The fridge is coated in brown slime and contains a half eaten meal on a plate with a fork on it, a tray of beer and a geriatric egg in the egg holder that was there when the students moved in.

There is a towel in the bathroom that is hard, no one touches it.

The toilet is covered in pubes.

There are hundreds of toilet roll cores at the back of the toilet and a copy of Amen from the Sunday Star missing a few pages.

Did I ever live with you before. Sounds exactly like my old place.

DCUlad

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

The only thing clean in the kitchen drawer is a potato peeler and an egg whisk!

The back garden is full of bags of cans and bottles.

There are 3 bikes in the hallway with zillions of hoodies and coats on them.

There are no bin liners, toilet paper, washing up liquid or anything else communal.

The grass in the garden is as high as an elephants eye.

The grass on the coffee table makes you as high as an elephants eye.

The floor is crunchy but also sticky.

No-one knows where the hoover is.

The mop smells of stale beer and is the colour of buckfast.

The back of the telly looks like spagetti junction owing to the amount of XBoxes, Wii's , external hard drives and other gadgets tangled together.

The fridge is coated in brown slime and contains a half eaten meal on a plate with a fork on it, a tray of beer and a geriatric egg in the egg holder that was there when the students moved in.

There is a towel in the bathroom that is hard, no one touches it.

The toilet is covered in pubes.

There are hundreds of toilet roll cores at the back of the toilet and a copy of Amen from the Sunday Star missing a few pages.

Looks like someones, being on facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=16564296&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=120719951299291&aid=-1&id=542230426&oid=120719951299291

double GG

You get fraped more times than you actually use facebook yourself.

desaparecidos

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Most people are anonymous on here so I don't think anyone would really think like that.

I disagree.

tommyhaas

You know its a student house when everyone knows not to answer the door bell incase its the tv liscence inspector

Cheap Thrills!

scientific1982 wrote: »

Did I ever live with you before. Sounds exactly like my old place.

lol probably it's all a blur! :pac:

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

Your average waking time is 2pm..


You eat a copious amount of chicken fillet rolls with lettuce and mayonnaise...

double GG

ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »

You eat a copious amount of chicken fillet rolls with lettuce and mayonnaise...

Someone's rich.

PeakOutput

desaparecidos wrote: »

I disagree.

haha well i disagree too

maybe you should try and lighten up?

maybe you should try and find something else to put your energy into instead of letting yourself get so angry over something on the internet that it makes you sick?

i know your trolling and all but as soon as you say something like 'blah blah blah on the INTERNET makes me sick/mad/die inside etc' your the only one who loses

seanbmc

ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »

You eat a copious amount of chicken fillet rolls with lettuce and mayonnaise...

Haha yes!

TimeToShine

double GG wrote: »

Someone's rich.

Nay my good man, 2 quid in spar.

iamthe43

There are so many pubes in the bathroom that you could knit a farily sizable jumper

DCUlad

When it's exam time and you do anything to avoid study, hours of facebook, starting pointless threads on Boards, telivision, COD, **** ......

TimeToShine

DCUlad wrote: »

When it's exam time and you do anything to avoid study, hours of facebook, starting pointless threads on Boards, telivision, COD, **** ......

When you go to UCD and your exams are finished

desaparecidos

PeakOutput wrote: »

haha well i disagree too

maybe you should try and lighten up?

maybe you should try and find something else to put your energy into instead of letting yourself get so angry over something on the internet that it makes you sick?

i know your trolling and all but as soon as you say something like 'blah blah blah on the INTERNET makes me sick/mad/die inside etc' your the only one who loses

It's nothing to do with the internet. You see it all around, this "mad hoor" one-upmanship.

Whether you're with friends, in the college canteen, the work canteen, where ever, people talking about their mad session last night and how hung over they are, people talking about all the mad things they do and trying their very best to portray themselves as a very interesting, sociable, likeable and popular person.

The internet gives people another avenue to bleat on about their mad and zany lives. Weather it be posting pictures of nights out and having as high a "friends count" as possible on a social networking site to people posting self congratulatory threads on forums like boards.

Threads like these are basically "I'm such a made fecker, LOOK AT ME!!!!" circle ****

red menace

desaparecidos wrote: »

It's nothing to do with the internet. You see it all around, this "mad hoor" one-upmanship.

Whether you're with friends, in the college canteen, the work canteen, where ever, people talking about their mad session last night and how hung over they are, people talking about all the mad things they do and trying their very best to portray themselves as a very interesting, sociable, likeable and popular person.

The internet gives people another avenue to bleat on about their mad and zany lives. Weather it be posting pictures of nights out and having as high a "friends count" as possible on a social networking site to people posting self congratulatory threads on forums like boards.

Threads like these are basically "I'm such a made fecker, LOOK AT ME!!!!" circle ****

Your Dunne's Stores thread wasn't exactly the height of sophistication tbh

desaparecidos

red menace wrote: »

Your Dunne's Stores thread wasn't exactly the height of sophistication tbh

It was an observation. I'm not trying to make myself out to be sophisticated, just fundamentally better than most.

FlutterinBantam

desaparecidos wrote: »

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Wow, you're a student and live in student accommodation and go to DCU, big ****ing swinging micky, nobody gives a ****.

Post of the fcuking month lad.


You nailed the pretentious gimp.

TeddyTedson

desaparecidos wrote: »

It was an observation. I'm not trying to make myself out to be sophisticated, just fundamentally better than most.

I don't think you're doing yourself any favors. That's an awful way to go through life though thinking everything people do is to show off how amazing their lives are. I'm sure some people do it, but most people are just having a laugh. Don't over analyze everything. There's not always something there to be found.
Hope I helped :P

mstan

desaparecidos wrote: »

When you talk about what a mad hoor you are and waste tax payers money by spending the overly generous grant on drink to so you can conform to the mad hoor cool student lifestyle.

Wow, you're a student and live in student accommodation and go to DCU, big ****ing swinging micky, nobody gives a ****.

Well actually I do "give a ****" about this thread so maybe in the future dont go f***ing replying to a post on behalf of everyone on After Hours.

Anyways back on topic. When you watch Home and Away twice a day.

WolfForager

When your overly large sitting room is split up by partitions made of beer cans.

Eric Cartman

when the front garden has more bottles than plants and all the junk mail is left in the hall and never moved

HavingCrack

There's a chicken carcass left rotting on the counter for 2 weeks instead of being put in the bin...

LizT

CantGetNoSleep wrote: »

who calls it uni? It's college you clown

It's uni in the north

Standman

desaparecidos wrote: »

It's nothing to do with the internet. You see it all around, this "mad hoor" one-upmanship.

Whether you're with friends, in the college canteen, the work canteen, where ever, people talking about their mad session last night and how hung over they are, people talking about all the mad things they do and trying their very best to portray themselves as a very interesting, sociable, likeable and popular person.

The internet gives people another avenue to bleat on about their mad and zany lives. Weather it be posting pictures of nights out and having as high a "friends count" as possible on a social networking site to people posting self congratulatory threads on forums like boards.

Threads like these are basically "I'm such a made fecker, LOOK AT ME!!!!" circle ****

Christ, Father Ted must have you livid!

FlutterinBantam

:rolleyes:

jaysus lads, you're great crack, wild hoors:eek: