Being "whipped"

xxchloexx

At what point is someone considered being whipped.
Had this conversation with my boyfriend the other day , he refused to admit that he was whipped (he is)
I said the fact he wouldn't watch football if i didn't want it on ,
Would go the shop for me when i wanted some grapes
Ditches his mates at the drop of a hat
and basically does what ever i want him to ..
His response was... "Im not, any boyfriend does that"
Why cant a man just admit that he's whipped?!?

ballsymchugh

maybe he just can't afford a hooker?

TeddyTedson

that's not a man you're going out with:rolleyes:

Jesus Wept

I hope he dumps you.

Tesco Massacre

No football? Shop? Grapes?

You sound horrible.

scientific1982

Hes in love with you. I'd pimp you.

Cianos

He has his excuse sorted so

Willbbz

We men are too manly for your verbal dominatrix jargon :cool:

AgileMyth

Sorry to be the one to inform you Chloe, but you are a total bitch.

DOC09UNAM

Sounds like you must be a durty burd in the bedroom.

YCHGTBOY

Benefits of being a woman...???

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.

Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival "The Speedo."

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates Are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture Them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

mayordenis

Pretty dickish really.

Professey Chin

Sounds Divinely bitchwhipped to me

Scarinae

Why are you so keen for him to 'admit' that he is whipped?

CrazyBiscuit

A man is whipped when he allows his partner to treat him like rubbish and tell him what to do without any thought of his feelings*.
In reverse, how would the woman like the be bossed around and told she can't do something that she enjoys because the man doesnt want it.

*These are real manly feelings full of testosterone and muscle.

TeddyTedson

YCHGTBOY wrote: »

Benefits of being a woman...???

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.

Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival "The Speedo."

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates Are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture Them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

tldr

scientific1982

YCHGTBOY wrote: »

Benefits of being a woman...???

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.

Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival "The Speedo."

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates Are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture Them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Yeah but yous dont have a willy.

AgileMyth

YCHGTBOY wrote: »

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Yes but a man can actually run a business and therefore not need to make up silly excuses.;)

admiralofthefleet

put your hand up if you want to talk chloe, there's a good lass

DOC09UNAM

YCHGTBOY wrote: »

Benefits of being a woman...???

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.

Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival "The Speedo."

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates Are still there.

If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture Them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

You forgot;

we make great sandwiches

xxchloexx

Come on im not a bitch , not many girls like watching football..
The fact he goes the shop when i want him to is because he drives i dont .. Its quicker that way..
And the fact he ditches his mates.. well sorry for wanting to spend more time with him.
I no for a fact if you asked him if i was a bad girlfriend he would say no.
I dont care where he goes with his mates when he wants to , he plays football every Sunday no complaints from me.
I just think its silly simple things that make a fella whipped.. Like what i said above.
And it was just a funny conversation , I said i had a sore back and he said he would run me a bath , i just said then "your whipped you no that" and thats how it started. He's a great boyfriend wouldn't change him for the world... Would never say being whipped is a bad thing , think it means you look after your girlfriend really well and treat her like a princess.
I just think most men would ever say they are whipped because they see it as a bad thing.. I was just wondering why.

MrStuffins

OP, you're not fooling anyone. It's VERY obvious you are "HardLuckWoman".

You have no boyfriend and this is a way you can act like you do to strangers on the internet.

Nobody has EVER gone to the shop for anyone for grapes!

alwaysadub

Why would you want a boyfriend who's whipped? I'd want my bf to have his own life too where he's free to do things without having to check with me every two seconds.

jaybee747

xxchloexx wrote: »

At what point is someone considered being whipped.
Ditches his mates at the drop of a hat
and basically does what ever i want him to ..
His response was... "Im not, any boyfriend does that"
Why cant a man just admit that he's whipped?!?

Your obviously looking after himself *wink *wink, thats why he does that, I know.
I drop my mates like a tonne of bricks when i'm on a promise, Does that make me whipped? I'll walk over hot coals if she wants.

MrStuffins

xxchloexx wrote: »

Come on im not a bitch , not many girls like watching football..
The fact he goes the shop when i want him to is because he drives i dont .. Its quicker that way..
And the fact he ditches his mates.. well sorry for wanting to spend more time with him.
I no for a fact if you asked him if i was a bad girlfriend he would say no.
I dont care where he goes with his mates when he wants to , he plays football every Sunday no complaints from me.
I just think its silly simple things that make a fella whipped.. Like what i said above.
And it was just a funny conversation , I said i had a sore back and he said he would run me a bath , i just said then "your whipped you no that" and thats how it started. He's a great boyfriend wouldn't change him from the world... Would never say being whipped is a bad thing , think it means you look after your girlfriend really well and treat her like a princess.
I just think most men would ever say they are whipped because they see it as a bad thing.. I was just wondering why.

If you are telling the truth and he is REALLY doing all of this, then it is quite evident he is cheating on you! he's cheating on you and is kinda guilty about it so he treats you this way.

But not guilty enough to stop drilling other chicks!

mikemac

If this was a personal issue you'd have started it there. Only a muppet or troll or attention seekers starts a relationship thread in After Hours

Within the next few weeks I predict a thread from you chloe over in Personal Issues.
"Why oh why did my boyfriend leave me????"
And I'll tell you why!
I'll probably get banned but will link to this thread

Why the hell did you start this thread in this forum?

Senna

xxchloexx wrote: »

At what point is someone considered being whipped.
Had this conversation with my boyfriend the other day , he refused to admit that he was whipped (he is)
I said the fact he wouldn't watch football if i didn't want it on ,
Would go the shop for me when i wanted some grapes
Ditches his mates at the drop of a hat
and basically does what ever i want him to ..
His response was... "Im not, any boyfriend does that"
Why cant a man just admit that he's whipped?!?

I know girls like you, they always wonder why they get dumped when the fella gets bored with your ****e.

ColeTrain

xxchloexx wrote: »

think it means you look after your girlfriend really well and treat her like a princess.

Yea because being driven to the shops for some grapes is royal standard.

MrStuffins

ColeTrain wrote: »

Yea because being driven to the shops for some grapes is royal standard.

"Wanna drive to the shop and get grapes?"

F*CK OFF!

"Wanna drive to the shop and get johnnies?"

Sorry love what's that? I can't hear you, i'm halfway to the shop already! Fancy some grapes while i'm here?

xxchloexx

Highly doubt we will be breaking up anytime soon , with a baby on the way ... Anyways, He does have his own life but he just knows that im involved in his life and he puts me first , which i think is fair seems as i would always put him first. I would do anything for him , going to get your pregnant girlfriend some grapes for her cravings is hardly considered monsterous is it??? you could say im whipped aswel , thing is though i wouldn't care. It just seems any man that is whipped will go to no ends to say they are not. Call me whipped all you like , men are just more stuburn i think

xxchloexx

ColeTrain wrote: »

Yea because being driven to the shops for some grapes is royal standard.

I didn't get driven.. i waited at home on my throne.