Are you hungunder?

Son Of A Vidic

The mystery of actually being hungunder, as opposed to having a hangover. Also not to be confused with being ‘hung’ as in “Hung like a horse.” or “Hung like a donkey.” I’m referring to the wonderful phenomenon of why sometimes we don’t wake up with a merciful hangover, when we really should have. You may have drank all before you, drank like there was no tomorrow. You may have even laughed in the face of tomorrow’s certain hangover.

Then you wake up to find nothing....no hangover, in fact your tip top. In the past you’ve drank less, probably even took it easy. You thought you had eaten enough and hydrated yourself, then you awaken with your head in a vice and wishing for death. Being hungunder is truly wondrous, it’s just a pity we can’t predict it in advance.

TeddyTedson

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

The mystery of actually being hungunder, as opposed to having a hangover. Also not to be confused with being ‘hung’ as in “Hung like a horse.” or “Hung like a donkey.” I’m referring to the wonderful phenomenon of why sometimes we don’t wake up with a merciful hangover, when we really should have. You may have drank all before you, drank like there was no tomorrow. You may have even laughed in the face of tomorrow’s certain hangover.

Then you wake up to find nothing....no hangover, in fact your tip top. In the past you’ve drank less, probably even took it easy. You thought you had eaten enough and hydrated yourself, then you awaken with your head in a vice and wishing for death. Being hungunder is truly wondrous, it’s just a pity we can’t predict it in advance.

You sir, are still drunk
Hangover will start later today or tomorrow.

Kiera

Another teasing thread

AntiMatter

Kiera wrote: »

Another teasing thread

Just go out and get a shag already.

fedor.2.

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

The mystery of actually being hungunder, as opposed to having a hangover. Also not to be confused with being ‘hung’ as in “Hung like a horse.” or “Hung like a donkey.” I’m referring to the wonderful phenomenon of why sometimes we don’t wake up with a merciful hangover, when we really should have. You may have drank all before you, drank like there was no tomorrow. You may have even laughed in the face of tomorrow’s certain hangover.

Then you wake up to find nothing....no hangover, in fact your tip top. In the past you’ve drank less, probably even took it easy. You thought you had eaten enough and hydrated yourself, then you awaken with your head in a vice and wishing for death. Being hungunder is truly wondrous, it’s just a pity we can’t predict it in advance.

I wish you were hungunder..........a bridge that is:D

Canis Lupus

When I get errr... hangunders it's usually a sign I've been drinking too much and I'm getting used to it.

kerryman12

like a horse

gonedrinking

it always happens at the end of the party season when your body has adjusted to your level of drinking

Crimbouser

The old hangover/Hangunder is a complicated thing isn't it? I still can't figure out how i wake up all cheery and energetic and then end up half dead less than an hour later. It's a mean old trick from the gods i tell ya

Son Of A Vidic

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You sir, are still drunk
Hangover will start later today or tomorrow.

Afraid not, if I'm going to be hit by a hangover it will hit me within an hour or two of waking. So I'm in the clear.......hopefully.

Kiera wrote: »

Another teasing thread

kiera I meant not to mislead, it's genuine amazement on my part for my lack of hangover. My house is full of the 'living dead' right now and here's me full of beans.

Kiera

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Afraid not, if I'm going to be hit by a hangover it will hit me within an hour or two of waking. So I'm in the clear.......hopefully.



kiera I meant not to mislead, it's genuine amazement on my part for my lack of hangover. My house is full of the 'living dead' right now and here's me full of beans.

Do you need some imodium for when those beans kick in?

-Corkie-

I had no hangover because I stayed in to mind my missus last night. Her sister is coming over later so I will be going slaughtering pints tonight..:p:p

Usersname

Crimbouser wrote: »

It's a mean old trick from the gods i tell ya

So say we all!

Oranage2

NO, I'm hungover - I'm even sh!tting blood - Classic sign of a good night

Son Of A Vidic

Kiera wrote: »

Do you need some imodium for when those beans kick in?

Too late I'm afraid, but thanks anyway.

fedor.2.

Oranage2 wrote: »

NO, I'm hungover - I'm even sh!tting blood - Classic sign of a good night

christ

Son Of A Vidic

fedor.2. wrote: »

christ

Feck, you mean he's come again and not told us. How did you know it was him?

TheZohanS

Oranage2 wrote: »

NO, I'm hungover - I'm even sh!tting blood - Classic sign of a good night

Classic sign of haemoroids.


Had the mother of all hangovers earlier, a nap cured it.

fedor.2.

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Feck, you mean he's come again and not told us. How did you know it was him?

eh

Son Of A Vidic

fedor.2. wrote: »

christ

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Feck, you mean he's come again and not told us. How did you know it was him?

fedor.2. wrote: »

eh

Huh?


Look at the sequence it's not complicated.

fedor.2.

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Huh?


Look at the sequence it's not complicated.

nothing you do could ever be called complicated now could it. jog on

TeddyTedson

Oranage2 wrote: »

NO, I'm hungover - I'm even sh!tting blood - Classic sign of a good night

Classic sign of rough anal sex more like!

RoyalMarine

my knees are hungover worst feeling ever

Lust4Life

I was contemplating a cup of Eggnog this morning. There is a wee bit left. Yum!

Son Of A Vidic

fedor.2. wrote: »

nothing you do could ever be called complicated now could it. jog on

That's some planet you must be on there.

But looking at your posts in this thread, would you not just Troll somewhere else?

fedor.2.

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

That's some planet you must be on there.

But looking at your posts in this thread, would you not just Troll somewhere else?

im sorry but im not a troll. i have behaved no differently to you. i wont be doing that again. thanks

Lust4Life

Play nice, Boys!

PrincessLola

well lets see i just vomited up what i assume were my rum abd coke frm last night at least i hope so coz its wierd when your vomit is BLACK i ran into my friends room shook her awake and TOLD her my vomit is black coz i think thtats kinda cool and i should tell her i mean seriously it was BLACK BLACK...

Son Of A Vidic

fedor.2. wrote: »

im sorry but im not a troll...

You don’t think so? Have a look at your contribution below to the Vomit thread.

The Pandas reply to another poster........

Gummy Panda wrote: »

You disappoint me!
I thought this was going to be how you had a threesome with two Japanese girls and they showed you their perverse fetish

Out of the blue comes...............

fedor.2. wrote: »

Stop trying so hard, just be yourself

In you jump totally off topic, making no contribution to the thread. Provoking another poster and that’s what you call Trolling. Look it up and you’ll see yourself.

Kiera

Lust4Life wrote: »

Play nice, Boys!

Corvus us a dude? :eek:

Gerry Manderer

PrincessLola wrote: »

well lets see i just vomited up what i assume were my rum abd coke frm last night at least i hope so coz its wierd when your vomit is BLACK i ran into my friends room shook her awake and TOLD her my vomit is black coz i think thtats kinda cool and i should tell her i mean seriously it was BLACK BLACK...

You're right you should tell her.In fact you should tell everyone you come in contact with today about it

kylith

If you wake up with no hangover after a night on the sauce, you should offer a prayer of thanks to Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers, as he will have taken your suffering upon himself. You should offer the sacrifice of a fry up as thanks. He won't mind if you eat it for him.

fedor.2.

Corvus that was one post, relax a little will ya, you're looking too much in to it. There have been far worse posts than mine on here. Its up to mods to decide if im trolling, not you. thanks again

Kiera

Ok alot a lot of people are hungover and a tad fragile and maybe a little grumpy. Lets all do a Kiera and be dizzy and happy for a while

Tesco Massacre

I'm fine now, but I was in bits last night and this morning.

I got sick near McDonald's in Phibsboro last night at about 3am. It just came without warning. It's never happened like that before for me.

My friends had a good old chuckle about it, the gimps.

Kiera

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

I'm fine now, but I was in bits last night and this morning.

I got sick near McDonald's in Phibsboro last night at about 3am. It just came without warning. It's never happened like that before for me.

My friends had a good old chuckle about it, the gimps.

You cant beat an aul bout of the exorcist projectile puke

Son Of A Vidic

fedor.2. wrote: »

Corvus that was one post, relax a little will ya, you're looking too much in to it. There have been far worse posts than mine on here. Its up to mods to decide if im trolling, not you. thanks again

I'm quite relaxed thanks, but fair enough I'll let it be. I made a joke, you didn't get it and the rest from there shall we say is history.:)

Son Of A Vidic

Kiera wrote: »

Corvus us a dude? :eek:

Now taking my thread off topic again, how in the name of Jesus did you think I was a 'she'?

Kiera

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Now taking my thread off topic again, how in the name of Jesus did you think I was a 'she'?

I think i must either read too fast and never read over the same thing again or have dyslexia. I read your name as curves maximus. I thought you were a big burd

/i'm pretty sure i'm the former and not the latter.

grungepants

i was amazed when i saw this thread because i am hungunder
Oh my god!! its rocks!!

my girlfriend had the "FEAR" and im walking on a cloud of codein and cigarettes....
mwah!

Blondini

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

The mystery of actually being hungunder, as opposed to having a hangover. Also not to be confused with being ‘hung’ as in “Hung like a horse.” or “Hung like a donkey.” I’m referring to the wonderful phenomenon of why sometimes we don’t wake up with a merciful hangover, when we really should have. You may have drank all before you, drank like there was no tomorrow. You may have even laughed in the face of tomorrow’s certain hangover.

Then you wake up to find nothing....no hangover, in fact your tip top. In the past you’ve drank less, probably even took it easy. You thought you had eaten enough and hydrated yourself, then you awaken with your head in a vice and wishing for death. Being hungunder is truly wondrous, it’s just a pity we can’t predict it in advance.

Used to be hungunder all the time after drinking heavily until I hit about 33/34 and since then I am hungover everytime. The end.

George83

I've had the hangover from hell today

Son Of A Vidic

Kiera wrote: »

I read your name as curves maximus. I thought you were a big burd

Big yes, female no. No double meaning intended there btw.:)

Kiera

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Big yes, female no. No double meaning intended there btw.:)

And we're back to the penis prize people.....

Son Of A Vidic

Kiera wrote: »

And we're back to the penis prize people.....

Ah that's not fair I was referring to my overall size (build), your mind tut-tut.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

After copious cans, cocktails, champagne and vodka jelly last night I actually feel grand. Stomach sound, head sound but I feel emotional...
I've been accused of having no emotions numerous times over the last few years but here I am today smiling at Wall-E and thinking how cute he is! I swear to f*ck I feel like I'm turning into a woman and it's terrifying, give me a hangover any day!

Kiera

Ezequiel Uneven Misfortune wrote: »

After copious cans, cocktails, champagne and vodka jelly last night I actually feel grand. Stomach sound, head sound but I feel emotional...
I've been accused of having no emotions numerous times over the last few years but here I am today smiling at Wall-E and thinking how cute he is! I swear to f*ck I feel like I'm turning into a woman and it's terrifying, give me a hangover any day!

Grow a pair ffs, next you'll be asking one of the girls in here to be the big spoon :rolleyes:

Son Of A Vidic

Ezequiel Uneven Misfortune wrote: »

After copious cans, cocktails, champagne and vodka jelly last night I actually feel grand. Stomach sound, head sound but I feel emotional...
I've been accused of having no emotions numerous times over the last few years but here I am today smiling at Wall-E and thinking how cute he is! I swear to f*ck I feel like I'm turning into a woman and it's terrifying, give me a hangover any day!

You may have indeed escaped the dreaded hangover, but your symptoms trouble me greatly.

Bruthal

Oranage2 wrote: »

NO, I'm hungover - I'm even sh!tting blood - Classic sign of a good night

For the lad behind ye anyway.

Tesco Massacre

Ezequiel Uneven Misfortune wrote: »

After copious cans, cocktails, champagne and vodka jelly last night I actually feel grand. Stomach sound, head sound but I feel emotional...
I've been accused of having no emotions numerous times over the last few years but here I am today smiling at Wall-E and thinking how cute he is! I swear to f*ck I feel like I'm turning into a woman and it's terrifying, give me a hangover any day!

Worryingly, I can relate to this.

I definitely feel more, em, emotional after a night on the piss. It's really quite unsettling, and it's happening more and more as I get older.

It's important to clarify at this juncture that I've never cried the day after a night out. I've wanted to, but I've never actually done it....which, of course, is the sign of a real man.

grungepants

f*ck that real man sh*t
i cry all the time when im hungover its overwhelming.
I swear to god listen to Q lazzarus -goodbye horses from silence of the lambs when you feel emotional and you wont be able to stop crying.....and sometimes its nice to be the little spoon.