Worst thing your cat ever did?

amdublin · 22-12-2010 9:29pm #1

Mine got locked into a neighbours house for the weekend and did his, ahem, business EVERYWHERE!!!!

Poor little thing. He was all skinny and dehydrated.

TheZohanS · 22-12-2010 9:31pm

amdublin wrote: »

Mine got locked into a neighbours house for the weekend and did his, ahem, business EVERYWHERE!!!!

Ever think of putting him on The Apprentice?

amdublin · 22-12-2010 9:32pm

TheZohan wrote: »

Ever think of putting him on The Apprentice?

Oh he's a winner alright.

Edit.
Also! I dress him up in a little shirt and tie sometimes. Omg!!! I need to introduce him to Bill Cullen and get him hi-yured!!

KeithM89_old · 22-12-2010 9:32pm

Hate cats, would never get one.
But my nannys one lept up and scratched the face of my when i was a baby..:(

amdublin · 22-12-2010 9:35pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

Hate cats, would never get one.
But my nannys one lept up and scratched the face of my when i was a baby..:(

Did it leave a scrape?

Were you a scabby babby?

Tar.Aldarion · 22-12-2010 9:36pm

amdublin wrote: »

Mine got locked into a neighbours house for the weekend and did his, ahem, business EVERYWHERE!!!!

Poor little thing. He was all skinny and dehydrated.

So the worst thing it did was be alive?

KeithM89_old · 22-12-2010 9:36pm

amdublin wrote: »

Did it leave a scrape?

Were you a scabby babby?

Yes - i have 4 massive scars on my face, i look awesome

Saila · 22-12-2010 9:37pm

mine is really good at making parody threads

FreudianSlippers · 22-12-2010 9:41pm

My cat doesn't do anything. Sleeps, eats, sleeps, runs around after nothing for a while, eats, sleeps...

22-12-2010 9:49pm

We lived nextdoor to a small, rural primary school and I was a pupil there at the time. Headed out in the yard to play at lunchtime and next thing I heard the headmaster roaring for me to get into the office. I went in and he was holding my cat by the scruff of the neck in one hand and his half-eaten lunch in the other

He even made me go home and get my mother to make him new sandwiches.

KeithM89_old · 22-12-2010 9:49pm

OisinT wrote: »

My cat doesn't do anything. Sleeps, eats, sleeps, runs around after nothing for a while, eats, sleeps...

Bit like me

Asphyxia · 22-12-2010 9:51pm

My parents cat jumped in through an upstairs window and ate some of the turkey that had been left out of the oven on Christmas Eve. Thank god my mother had put on another two turkeys the night before :rolleyes:

ScumLord · 22-12-2010 9:54pm

My cat pissed on me while I was asleep then waited for me to wake up so it could see the look on my face when I realised what it did.

Star Bingo · 22-12-2010 9:55pm

when assuming his position on the mantlepiece.. nearly knocked over a christmas card :mad: really pushed it that day

scientific1982 · 22-12-2010 9:57pm

My cat had kittens on my bed and shat all over my room.

Dolbert · 22-12-2010 10:25pm

Ate a bird and then vomited it up, partially digested, on top of a photo of my sister holding another cat, presumably to express his distaste :eek:

orourkeda · 22-12-2010 10:27pm

amdublin wrote: »

Mine got locked into a neighbours house for the weekend and did his, ahem, business EVERYWHERE!!!!

Poor little thing. He was all skinny and dehydrated.

Had my foot connect with its bollocks at high speed.

storm2811 · 22-12-2010 10:49pm

Have three cats, can be a total nightmare sometimes..

Scratch the couch/chairs/wallpaper to bits, untill they eventually had to be re done. Could buy them all the scratching posts in the world and they'd still head straight for the couch.

One of the cats is gay (I think, if that's possible, 2 male cats and one female, but spayed) and he's always trying to get a sneaky rape in on the other male cat, other male cat is not gay and tries to escape, have to pull rapist gay cat off other cat to stop him.

clikityclak · 22-12-2010 10:54pm

My cat has pissed and shat all over the house numerous times over the years. Brought mice into the house(thankfully we got them out again!). Isn't really a 'bad' thing but it's memorable; the family sitting round having dinner, I get up to get a drink of water, the cats leaps up on to my chair, paw goes up-doesn't even raise her head to see, grabs my lovely steak and runs off to eat it. The fat b1tch!!! lol :pac:

arybvtcw0eolkf · 22-12-2010 10:58pm

My cat is a little fvck.. I've a Pitbull and a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and the little whore goes around hitting them all day and night!..

Seriously, everytime she walks past she gives them a thumb in the face - then puts her arse into their faces for them to sniff it, idiots do too!.

Star Bingo · 22-12-2010 10:58pm

did see my cat sexually harassing a minor once, out in the lane. anything smaller than them they can be very evil to. i think most cat crime happens out of sight > out of mind .. i reckon cats r for in the home n dogs are for out the home. comparable to stonedness n drunkenness

stovelid · 22-12-2010 10:58pm

We had a huge gurrier tom cat when I was a kid that used to terrorize the neighbourhood including most of the local cats and dogs and milled one dog's face out of it in a fight so badly that it needed loads of stitches.

He eventually went out in a blaze of glory when a German Shepherd that he used to taunt from the garden wall managed to jump up and get him.

dfx- · 23-12-2010 4:35am

A glancing hit of a claw on a very sensitive area of the male body. He jumped and stretched to ensure he didn't miss and all.

He was ginger though, so I win in the end.

meoklmrk91 · 23-12-2010 4:43am

One of mine decided to piss on my bed and **** on my couch because I got a new puppy, she will also sneeze right into your face whenever she gets a chance.

The other one is moody cow, she used to sneak into my neighbours houses and sleep on their beds, one of my neighbours was allergic to cats so that didn't go well and she would wake up the others meowing trying to get in when the windows were closed. She has also brought many live things into the house including a robin which was flying around my room at six in the morning. Scared the living bejesus out of me.

Twee. · 23-12-2010 4:49am

Pissed on my handbag, pissed on the couch, **** on the kitchen floor, woke me up at 7am THREE mornings in a row last week. Prick, but I love him anyway.

Dangerous Man · 23-12-2010 4:57am

KeithM89 wrote: »

Hate cats, would never get one.
But my nannys one lept up and scratched the face of my when i was a baby..:(

Some cat did the same thing to my sister when she was a baby. She's hated them ever since. I don't mind cats that much but my friend's cat sprayed in my cons and fukced them up. Unwearable now. Also, cats are very stupid animals, which I don't like. Studies show that even rats are smarter than cats. And, a recent study has demonstrated a correlation between socialisation and intelligence in animals. Cats aren't the most social animals. I think people mistake this lack of ability to socialize with a cavalier disregard for society on the part of cats. It's not that. They're just thick and wander about.

amdublin · 23-12-2010 7:45am

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Also, cats are very stupid animals, which I don't like. Studies show that even rats are smarter than cats. And, a recent study has demonstrated a correlation between socialisation and intelligence in animals. Cats aren't the most social animals. I think people mistake this lack of ability to socialize with a cavalier disregard for society on the part of cats. It's not that. They're just thick and wander about.

Link to this "study"?

M.T. Cranium · 23-12-2010 7:59am

On the subject of being thick and wandering about, we had a cat that managed to disable a car once. It got frightened during a cross-country move, went in behind the gear platform and unknown to me, pulled out a wire. We were on a ferry at the time, started up okay, but coasted to an inglorious halt about a hundred yards up the road with everyone else behind us. :pac: