pissing in my milk?

joejoem

Sorry for the title but I just found my housemate urinating in our milk and the gardai are on hte way - I also found her in another housemates room removing items from it. Can I class the urinating in the milk as assault?

I came downstairs SHE had her pants around her ankles and she was pissing into a 2 litre jug. I dont want her in the house - can I get her taken away for assault?

Ficheall

Perhaps slightly off-topic - but is she hot?

Jakob

That is nasty. Get her kicked out.

pebbles21

Please mods. .......Move this to AH

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Praetorian Saighdiuir

Some chicks have no class at all...


...she should have pissed on your chips instead.

mikom

Is her name Dawn?

Delancey

Cheer up , it could have been worse - she could have pissed in the Birdbath instead.

Truff Puff

I wouldn't have called the cops. Would have been less hassle to move yourself and hand in your notice. That's sick and I wouldn't like to live with her or trust her how f*****d up can u be? She has obviously serious mental issues. If she has any self-conscience after being caught she might move out on her own accord. -keep us posted!

Feelgood

Whats her name?. I want to get her on my call of duty clan, her aim must be fooking amazing

fred funk }{

Feelgood wrote: »

Whats her name?. I want to get her on my call of duty clan, her aim must be fooking amazing

Funnel.

Devia

Did it spoil the milk? If the milk tasted horrible as a result then you should at least get some compensation.

latenia

joejoem wrote: »

can I get her taken away for assault?

Looking at it from a legal standpoint, it all depends on whether the milk is prepared to press charges.

Tea_Bag

this thread has the potential to become epic.subbing

Jimmy Garlic

Thats what you get for sh1ting in her cornflakes. Everyone is a looper in your house, you should all be locked up.

Einhard

I wonder how many peoples' first visit to the Legal Discussion thread is going to be because, like me, they saw the title of this thread on boards' front page and couldn't resists?!

Funkfield

Does she watch a lot of Bear Grylls?

WIZE

So what did the Garda say

Einhard

WIZE wrote: »

So what did the Garda say

I wonder did he make them a cuppa?!:D

LowOdour

Einhard wrote: »

I wonder how many peoples' first visit to the Legal Discussion thread is going to be because, like me, they saw the title of this thread on boards' front page and couldn't resists?!

This!

I came in to find out about the weather...was very depressed until I read this thread!

WIZE

IF it goes to court she wont have a pot to piss in
but theres no point in being sour about it
Wee need updates of what happens next

MagicSean

Tell the landlord either she goes straight away or you do. What did she say when you caught her?

WIZE

k_mac wrote: »

Tell the landlord either she goes straight away or you do. What did she say when you caught her?

Im caught with my pants down probably

MarkR

This kind of thing leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Do you know/suspect that this has happened before, or is this the first incident?

col.in.Cr

pants eh?

sbsquarepants

Einhard wrote: »

I wonder how many peoples' first visit to the Legal Discussion thread is going to be because, like me, they saw the title of this thread on boards' front page and couldn't resists?!

Here's one anyway!
It's a swings and roundabouts situation, on the negative side there's piss in your milk, but to balance it out at least you got to see her fandango:D

Reloc8

joejoem wrote: »

Sorry for the title but I just found my housemate urinating in our milk and the gardai are on hte way - I also found her in another housemates room removing items from it. Can I class the urinating in the milk as assault?

I came downstairs SHE had her pants around her ankles and she was pissing into a 2 litre jug. I dont want her in the house - can I get her taken away for assault?

No.

And you've probably been consuming her urine and most likely small pieces of her other bodily excrement (snot, poo, what not) since ever she lived with you.

Did you ever have that 'so do you pee in the shower' conversation with her ? Talk about not asking the right question.

syklops

OP, when you went down, and caught her, and you said "What the Bleep are you doing?", what did she say???

a: Its a long story
b: Its not what it looks like
c: Errrrrr...
Something else?

the_syco

Truff Puff wrote: »

I wouldn't have called the cops. Would have been less hassle to move yourself and hand in your notice.

The OP may loose their deposit if they did this, and there's no reason why they should when the offender is the one that has tried to poison the OP.

OP: do you know if the woman has any diseases? Do a Google, and see if they can be transmitted by her urine, and if so, check with a solicitor to see if there are grounds to get her thrown out for doing so?

NTC

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Here's one anyway!
It's a swings and roundabouts situation, on the negative side there's piss in your milk, but to balance it out at least you got to see her fandango:D

That's just nasty.

What the hell was she thinking, in the middle of the kitchen, she could have at least taken it into a room with a locking door!

PCPhoto

the_syco wrote: »

The OP may loose their deposit if they did this, and there's no reason why they should when the offender is the one that has tried to poison the OP.

OP: do you know if the woman has any diseases? Do a Google, and see if they can be transmitted by her urine, and if so, check with a solicitor to see if there are grounds to get her thrown out for doing so?

Poison is a bit strong - I may be wrong but in a survival situation people do drink their own urine - so surely it cant be poisonous...can it ?

either way ...its a pretty sick thing to do and she needs to be punished by the courts to teach her what she was doing was not a harmless joke.

Einhard

NTC wrote: »

That's just nasty.

What the hell was she thinking, in the middle of the kitchen, she could have at least taken it into a room with a locking door!

She's obviously an exhibitionist. And the OP is a prude!!

locomo

mikom wrote: »

Is her name Dawn?

No, Siobhan ( Shove-on your knickers )

sbsquarepants

I may be veering away from the topic slightly, but WHY was she doing this, it seems a tad unusual to say the least.
Revenge perhaps?

MagicSean

the_syco wrote: »

The OP may loose their deposit if they did this, and there's no reason why they should when the offender is the one that has tried to poison the OP.

OP: do you know if the woman has any diseases? Do a Google, and see if they can be transmitted by her urine, and if so, check with a solicitor to see if there are grounds to get her thrown out for doing so?

If the op went to the landlord and said that this woman is pissing in my milk surely the landlord would have to take action and remove her or allow the op to leave.

PCPhoto wrote: »

Poison is a bit strong - I may be wrong but in a survival situation people do drink their own urine - so surely it cant be poisonous...can it ?

either way ...its a pretty sick thing to do and she needs to be punished by the courts to teach her what she was doing was not a harmless joke.

Poison could be the right offence. It would come down to wether the consumption of urine can effect a persons body. This is from the Non-fatal offences against the person act.

Poisoning.


12.—(1) A person shall be guilty of an offence if, knowing that the other does not consent to what is being done, he or she intentionally or recklessly administers to or causes to be taken by another a substance which he or she knows to be capable of interfering substantially with the other's bodily functions.


(2) For the purpose of this section a substance capable of inducing unconsciousness or sleep is capable of interfering substantially with bodily functions.


(3) A person guilty of an offence under this section shall be liable—


(a) on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding £1,500 or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 12 months or to both, or


(b) on conviction on indictment to a fine or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 years or to both

keevita

this thread is totally taking the piss. everyone is just milking this unfortunate situation for whats its worth

TheIrishGrover

Pissing in yer milk? The mad cow!

joejoem

Very funny thread - should have known when I was posting but it was late and I was delerious!

She was taken away in an ambulance, stomach pumped. Found prescription drugs and non - p drugs in her room. She was off her box. A lot of damage to the house, had to thow everything out. Over 1000e in damage easily.

Gardai said there was little we could do. Found some things she had stolen in her room so packed up her bags over night and changed the lock.

Kells...

Obvious troll is obvious.

Dempo1

mikom wrote: »

Is her name Dawn?

LOL:D Cheered me up no end this morning!

Jesus christ, where do these deranged peope come from, i wonder how long she has been sharing the house and indeed what other deeds of daring doo has she been up to! OMG eeeeeek!

listermint

TroutFisher wrote: »

Obvious troll is obvious.

Not very obvious if you ask me, but cheers for the input :rolleyes:

MagicSean

joejoem wrote: »

Very funny thread - should have known when I was posting but it was late and I was delerious!

She was taken away in an ambulance, stomach pumped. Found prescription drugs and non - p drugs in her room. She was off her box. A lot of damage to the house, had to thow everything out. Over 1000e in damage easily.

Gardai said there was little we could do. Found some things she had stolen in her room so packed up her bags over night and changed the lock.

If she damaged your stuff it's criminal damage. If she stole your stuff it's theft.

Dempo1

WIZE wrote: »

So what did the Garda say

She must have been taking the Piss:D

Twin-go

mikom wrote: »

Is her name Dawn?

Pouring "Golden" Vale all over you Corn Flakes!!!:eek:

Seriously, that is just wrong. Have a word with the Gardai they'll process any charges correctly.

Ah nuts

Maybe the milk was frozen in this cold weather. The girl was just showing initiative and a little bit more.

Nolimits

As disgusting as it is, isn't urine sterile so for the people who are discussiong the possibility of poisoning i think your a bit off the mark, and yes this is my first time in the legal discussions thread as a result of seeing the main page

BigDuffman

And still the question has not been answered..is she hot?!

Nolimits

BigDuffman wrote: »

And still the question has not been answered..is she hot?!

In fairness if she is he'll be having people pestering him trying to buy the milk off him...

stella09

i knew she had to be out of her mind on something!! :eek: iv seen some crazy ass s*** happen at parties back in the day .
but fair play to you OP cos i think if it was me walkin in the kitchen facing that she would have been picked up outside with the milk jug in the snow!
obviously now ya know she wasn 100% at the time...

joejoem

Twin-go wrote: »

Seriously, that is just wrong. Have a word with the Gardai they'll process any charges correctly.

Saddest part about today was pouring out all the alcahol. Also, finding toilet duck poured into our shampoo.

I was all for pressing charges last night and this morning but now that I am in the house, all nice and quiet.... I am going to keep it that way. Pressing charges that might not even stick (hard to prove all of these and with mental health issues involved would they even get passed go?) just isnt worth it - I just want to start my Christmas.

House now looks empty

Delancey

Best check under your pillow

MagicSean

joejoem wrote: »

Saddest part about today was pouring out all the alcahol. Also, finding toilet duck poured into our shampoo.

I was all for pressing charges last night and this morning but now that I am in the house, all nice and quiet.... I am going to keep it that way. Pressing charges that might not even stick (hard to prove all of these and with mental health issues involved would they even get passed go?) just isnt worth it - I just want to start my Christmas.

House now looks empty

it's not for you to prove it. Thats the Gardas job. She should really be committed anyway. Do you know her family at all?