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Weirdest in your place of work ?

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  • 17-12-2010 1:54pm
    #1
    godscop
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭


    After me, There's a guy in my office, 35 and lives at home with his mum. He's a virgin and he collects cuddly toys. He goes everywhere with his mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and he talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

    He came in one day and asked if we have noticed anything different about him. After going through the obvious, he said "I have new inners in my shoes and I have got a bit of a spring in my step" :eek:

    Weird ****.


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    bambera
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭bambera


    godscop wrote: »
    After me, There's a guy in my office, 35 and lives at home with his mum. He's a virgin and he collects cuddly toys. He goes everywhere with his mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and he talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

    He came in one day and asked if we have noticed anything different about him. After going through the obvious, he said "I have new inners in my shoes and I have got a bit of a spring in my step" :eek:

    Weird ****.

    He seems obliviously happy, which is more than can be said for a lot of people :o


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    You're never a virgin when you have a cuddly toy.


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    bonerm wrote: »
    You're never a virgin when you have a cuddly toy.

    Depends..................


    Eh. I mean. Ah f*ck.


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    godscop
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    bambera wrote: »
    He seems obliviously happy, which is more than can be said for a lot of people :o
    Ah cheer up its christmas :)


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    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    godscop wrote: »
    After me, There's a guy in my office, 35 and lives at home with his mum. He's a virgin and he collects cuddly toys. He goes everywhere with his mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and he talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

    He came in one day and asked if we have noticed anything different about him. After going through the obvious, he said "I have new inners in my shoes and I have got a bit of a spring in my step" :eek:

    Weird ****.

    I wonder does he
    fcuk his
    his mother the dirty fecker


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    Seanachai
    Registered Users Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Seanachai


    OP , do you work in Santry?


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    kfallon
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    godscop wrote: »
    Ah cheer up its christmas :)

    The time of year you hate??? :p


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    I wonder does he
    fcuk his
    his mother the dirty fecker

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


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    godscop
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    kfallon wrote: »
    The time of year you hate??? :p
    I do, he dosent..;)


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    prinz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Seanachai wrote: »
    OP , do you work in Santry?

    :eek: If the age was a bit higher 40 and the above correct I think I know who that refers to.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    I wonder does he
    fcuk his
    his mother the dirty fecker

    I'm sure she can
    buy her own clothes
    .


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    godscop wrote: »
    I'm in my office, 35 and live at home with my mum. I'm a virgin and I collects cuddly toys. I goes everywhere with my mother (shopping, holidays, the gym etc) and I talks about it as though it's the most normal thing in the world.

    I came in one day and asked if anyone noticed anything different about me. After going through the obvious, I told them I had new shoes and had a spring in my step..

    They don't get me, they're all weird.

    FYP

    PS: Forever alone


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    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    *cries*


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    godscop
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    Seanachai wrote: »
    OP , do you work in Santry?

    Not far..:)


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    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    I wonder does he
    fcuk his
    his mother the dirty fecker
    I hope he doesn't. Pretty rude to blank someone you live with.


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    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm sure she can
    buy her own clothes
    .


    I bet he
    ware's her clothes


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    I bet he
    ware's her clothes

    He
    sells
    her clothes?


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    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    bonerm wrote: »
    He
    sells
    her clothes?


    After he
    wares them
    first


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    After he
    wares them
    first

    So he sells them. Buys them back. Has a good oul 'ware'. And then sells them again? Good lord this guys' a freak.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    chin_grin wrote: »
    So he sells them. Buys them back. Has a good oul 'ware'. And then sells them again? Good lord this guys' a freak.

    Not to mention his cuddly toys which look like sticky roadkill by the time he's finished debasing them.

    Weirdo!


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    iPlop
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    So he sells them. Buys them back. Has a good oul 'ware'. And then sells them again? Good lord this guys' a freak.


    He also
    cracks one off in them
    before he sells them


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    godscop
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    I saw him one day
    eat his ear wax


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    bonerm wrote: »
    Not to mention his cuddly toys which look like sticky roadkill by the time he's finished debasing them.

    Weirdo!

    Like a 'badly filled kebab' was what I heard. Or a 'four day old jambon'. Disgusting stuff.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    godscop wrote: »
    I saw him one day
    eat his ear wax

    You should worry when you see him
    eat his bum wax


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    bonerm wrote: »
    You should worry when you see him
    eat his bum wax

    His Aristocrats act leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination either. Depraved.


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    #27
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    i hate when cows get into the garden, they make sh1te of the place


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    bonerm
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    His Aristocrats act leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination either. Depraved.

    I've heard he's the only performer that does an Aristocrats that actually has no punchline. He basically just keeps performing until the entire audience leaves in horror.


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    chin_grin
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    bonerm wrote: »
    I've heard he's the only performer that does an Aristocrats that actually has no punchline. He basically just keeps performing until the entire audience leaves in horror.

    Or until they die from throwing up pretty much all of their bodily fluids. I'm not even sure that's biologically sound. But hey, it's what I heard.


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    #30
    blaze1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    theres a few,
    i'm not a homophobe but I think that gay men really try to shock as much as possible.

    a few years ago a dude i was training, said sorry I have to go to teh toilet, i've got sweetcorn stuck under my foreskin.....

    So now i make the extra effort to show them bluewaffle as much as I can...


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    blaze1 wrote: »
    So now i make the extra effort to show them bluewaffle as much as I can...

    Jesus. Just wash FFS! :p


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