Jedward want to take part in Eurovision

senordingdong

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2010/1214/jedward.html

According to Digital Spy, John said: "Right now, our main focus is on Eurovision."

"Yes, the UK needs to pick a good act this year because we're going to win it for Ireland. We're actually serious. We're in talks."

Edward said: "We're going to go worldwide. It's huge, Eurovision."

Go worldwide with Eurovision?

Patricide

senordingdong wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2010/1214/jedward.html



Go worldwide with Eurovision?

Please god no. I was embarrassed enough when they sent dustin.

Then again, its the eurovision...

TotallyEpic

Firstly, they are not half naked women.

Secondly, they are crap.

GavRedKing

Dustin and now Jedward

After this one we should send a Fianna Fail band over, seems to be in keeping with sending muppets to represent us.

Kimono-Girl

TotallyEpic wrote: »

Firstly, they are not half naked women.

Secondly, they are crap.

thirdly its a song contest! not a talent-less show*



*Debatable

Riddle101

Fr Dick Byrne "Honestly you'd think Ireland actually wanted to lose the Eurovision".
Fr Ted "And why would you think that?".
Fr Dick Byrne "Maybe because it would cost to much to host"

Had to make that reference. Anyway yeah, looks like another embarrassing entry by Ireland. Good thing I couldn't give a damn about the Eurovision, otherwise i'd be really p*ssed off now

stovelid

I saw that ad for the DS(?) last night with them on it. It's like your buttons being pressed. You know the lisping little tits are designed to annoy you and make you erupt in "begrdugery"® but you just can't help it.

FatherLen

Riddle101 wrote: »

Fr Dick Byrne "Honestly you'd think Ireland actually wanted to lose the Eurovision".
Fr Ted "And why would you think that?".
Fr Dick Byrne "Maybe because it would cost to much to host"

crilly is a dumbass
now that dick burn fella. i like him.

KnifeWRENCH

Meh, let them off. They're irritating as fúck but shur 'tis only Eurovsion. Could be funny, in a cringe-inducing way.

Only problem is that if we send Jedward, the UK will respond by sending Wagner. And he will win the whole thing effortlessly.

I say let them do it. Everyone knows that partaking in the Eurovision is essentially a career killer, so perhaps we'll never hear from them again afterwards!

The_Kew_Tour

They get living ****e beat out of them over in that place anyway

Wazdakka

Oh for god's sake..

NO!

They are a bloody novelty act..
And a novelty act aimed at 13 year old Girls at that.

I never got the mentality of the shíte that gets put forward into the Eurovision.
I mean, seriously.. Why?

Ireland has a FANTASTIC live music scene. There are literally hundreds of unsigned and talented bands playing at venues across the country at any night of the week.
Bands that actually play instruments, have talent, and aren't just a glorified freak show.

Do you remember when the eurovision had people with actual musical talent in it?
Not just someone with styled hair that could sing along to a backing track.

I personally blame Simon Cowell for the musical retardation of an entire generation of this planet.

If I ever meet that man, firstly I'd shake his hand and congratulate him on a fantastic business model that has made him a very rich and powerful man.

Then I'd slam him straight in the front of the face with a brick.

He'd know why... :mad:

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ScumLord

These are two thing a care nothing about.

The_Kew_Tour

Wazdakka wrote: »

If I ever meet that man, firstly I'd shake his hand and congratulate him on a fantastic business model that has made him a very rich and powerful man.

Then I'd slam him straight in the front of the face with a brick.

He'd know why... :mad:

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I bet you would not:D

bonerm

I thought we were finally in on the Eurovision joke after years of actually taking it seriously? Can't believe people would be bothered who we send?

Send the two little fruits over for it. I don't care.

fakearms123

Do you know the way those Jedward guys are homos?

Do you ever think that when they're lying side by side on the bed in their hotel room that they ever decided to jack each other off? they could use their hair to mop up all the spunk off their stomachs :cool:

Mr Freeze

Eurovision would be a fitting end to their career, If you can call it that.

For two talentless lads, they did well for themselves, but it could only last so long. I hope they actually made a bit of money for themselves in the last year.

starbelgrade

It's the Eurovision.

We've sent over Dana & Johnny Logan before, so this'd be pretty much par for the course.

And anyway, who really gives a f*ck?

Dana and Johnny Logan were successful though. Jedward would just be a laughing stock. A bit like Dustin, only without the intended pisstake.

Riddle101

fakearms123 wrote: »

Do you know the way those Jedward guys are homos?

Do you ever think that when they're lying side by side on the bed in their hotel room that they ever decided to jack each other off? they could use their hair to mop up all the spunk off their stomachs :cool:

You know that I think about it. Jedward do sorta have the same hairdo as Cameron Dias from There's Something About Mary when she uses spunk as hair gel. I guess that's how they get it like that.

starbelgrade

fakearms123 wrote: »

Do you know the way those Jedward guys are homos?

Do you ever think that when they're lying side by side on the bed in their hotel room that they ever decided to jack each other off? they could use their hair to mop up all the spunk off their stomachs :cool:

That sounds a bit too well thought out to be a random, off-the-cuff remark.

Is it one of your **** fantasies?

phasers

fakearms123 wrote: »

Do you know the way those Jedward guys are homos?

Only one of them is.


Let them do Eurovision tbh, it's a crock of shite anyway

antodeco

Wazdakka wrote: »

Then I'd slam him straight in the front of the face with a brick.

Ah good old facebricker....

prinz

senordingdong wrote: »

Go worldwide with Eurovision?

The Eurovision is broadast globally and reaches more of an audience than any other live non-sporting show IIRC. It's up there with the World Cup final in terms of countries worldwide where it is shown live.

Wazdakka

adrian280582 wrote: »

I bet you would not:D

Hell yea I would.

Firstly.. How could I possibly pass up an opportunity like that?

Secondly.. Worst case scenario, you do a few months in jail for aggravated assault, pass it off as being emotionally unstable or something.
If all else fails play some jedward, or some of his other manufactured tripe at the trial.. No jury on earth would convict you.

Then you could sell the story to all those trashy clitrag magazines that he and his bands are always plastered in.
Just make sure that you actually have an intelligent point and use the publicity well.
They'd love a headline like that.."I did it because Cowell is destroying music"
Make his entire bloody manufactured celebrity industry defend itself publicly in the very media that has been promoting him for years.

At the same time as all this is going on, have someone working in cahoots with you slyly getting one of the jedwards hooked on methadrone or something.

So then he has to defend his industry from the double pronged attack of the rationality that he's a giant douche doing nothing but inflicting wave after wave of one hit crap on the market, and that the mothers of those 12 year old girls he's aiming at won't buy cd's released by a meth addict.

Actual talented and diverse bands fill the void..

Simples

funkyjebus

let them, we cant afford to win this anytime soon.

bonerm

fakearms123 wrote: »

Do you know the way those Jedward guys are homos?

Do you ever think that when they're lying side by side on the bed in their hotel room that they ever decided to jack each other off? they could use their hair to mop up all the spunk off their stomachs :cool:

I'm fairly sure they've grown beyond handjobs at this stage and are instead rogering each other nightly.

Dudess

Wazdakka wrote: »

Do you remember when the eurovision had people with actual musical talent in it?

No. Wasn't alive in the 60s.

prinz

Deleted User wrote: »

I say let them do it. Everyone knows that partaking in the Eurovision is essentially a career killer, so perhaps we'll never hear from them again afterwards!

Celine Dion would beg to differ. As would ABBA amongst others...

Wazdakka

Dudess wrote: »

No. Wasn't alive in the 60s.

Really??


I kid, I kid

jimthemental

Oh they want to take part do they? Can we have it arranged for them to be fed to the contestants?