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Thursday's child is full of win

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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Giving
    Not a Reegan-Thatcher child. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Gay
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I only trust people born under Reegan and Thatcher.

    You were born on a Saturday.
    Your star sign is Cancer.
    Your birthstone is Perl or Moonstone.
    The season was Summer.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
    The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
    The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    You are 30 years 5 months 15 days old.
    It is 197 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 210 years old.
    You are 11,125 days old.
    You are approximately 267,018 hours old.
    You are approximately 961,264,184 seconds old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Gay
    Pocketfizz

    You were born on a Saturday.
    Your star sign is Taurus.
    Your birthstone is Emerald.
    The season was Spring.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
    The US President was George H. W. Bush (Republican).
    The UK Prime Minister was John Major (Conservative).
    Saturday's child works hard for its living.
    You are 19 years 7 months 2 days old.
    It is 149 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 133 years old.
    You are 7,156 days old.
    You are approximately 171,762 hours old.
    You are approximately 618,343,205 seconds old

    Deadly :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Giving
    You were born on a Saturday.
    Your star sign is Cancer.
    Your birthstone is Perl or Moonstone.
    The season was Summer.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
    The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
    The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    You are 30 years 5 months 15 days old.
    It is 197 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 210 years old.
    You are 11,125 days old.
    You are approximately 267,018 hours old.
    You are approximately 961,264,184 seconds old.

    I don't trust a Carter-Thatcher child.
    Pocketfizz wrote: »
    Pocketfizz

    You were born on a Saturday.
    Your star sign is Taurus.
    Your birthstone is Emerald.
    The season was Spring.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
    The US President was George H. W. Bush (Republican).
    The UK Prime Minister was John Major (Conservative).
    Saturday's child works hard for its living.
    You are 19 years 7 months 2 days old.
    It is 149 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 133 years old.
    You are 7,156 days old.
    You are approximately 171,762 hours old.
    You are approximately 618,343,205 seconds old

    Deadly :D

    Would it not be better to not have to work hard for a living?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I only trust people born under Reegan and Thatcher.

    You were born on a Friday.
    Your star sign is Gemini.
    Your birthstone is Perl or Moonstone.
    The season was Summer.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
    The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
    The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    Friday's child is loving and giving.

    You are 25 years 5 months 22 days old.
    It is 190 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 175 years old.
    You are 9,306 days old.
    You are approximately 223,362 hours old.
    You are approximately 804,104,112 seconds old.

    Well hello, Sailor.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Gay
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I don't trust a Carter-Thatcher child.


    =?

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Refugee from RealLife


    Results for 1st January 1995* :
    • You were born on a Sunday.
    • Your star sign is Capricorn.
    • Your birthstone is Garnet.
    • The season was Winter.
    • You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.
    • The US President was Bill Clinton (Democratic).
    • The UK Prime Minister was John Major (Conservative).
    • You are 15 years 11 months 12 days old.
    • It is 19 days until your next birthday.
    • In dog years you are 105 years old.
    • You are 5,825 days old.
    • You are approximately 139,820 hours old.
    • You are approximately 503,353,152 seconds old.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Giving
    Win! \o/

    I prefer this new rhyme.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    These things keep calling me gay :mad:
    I was born on a Sunday so therefore im "Good as Gay"
    Even my RL name is characterized by "Good as Gay"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Win
    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Win! \o/

    I prefer this new rhyme.


    me too :D

    i used be full of woe, now im fond of Gin...suits me better i've gone from sad to refined tastes! ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    John McEnroe
    Krieg wrote: »
    These things keep calling me gay :mad:
    I was born on a Sunday so therefore im "Good as Gay"
    Even my RL name is characterized by "Good as Gay"

    Whats your boyfriend say about it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,186 ✭✭✭kensutz


    Kensutz

    You were born on a Saturday.
    Your star sign is Libra.
    Your birthstone is Sapphire.
    The season was Autumn.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
    The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
    The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    Saturday's child works hard for its living.
    You are 30 years 2 months 16 days old.
    It is 288 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 210 years old.
    You are 11,034 days old.
    You are approximately 264,838 hours old.
    You are approximately 953,416,102 seconds old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    pablomakaveli




    • You were born on a Wednesday.
    • Your star sign is Capricorn.
    • Your birthstone is Garnet.
    • The season was Winter.
    • You were born in the Chinese year of the Hare.
    • The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
    • The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    • Wednesday's child is full of woe.
    • You are 22 years 10 months 24 days old.
    • It is 38 days until your next birthday.
    • In dog years you are 154 years old.
    • You are 8,363 days old.
    • You are approximately 200,734 hours old.
    • You are approximately 722,642,451 seconds old.
    • Your penis is 11.5 inches long


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭shinikins


    I see one major flaw with this...the Sabbath is a Jewish holy day of rest which occurs only on a saturday. There's no mention of Sunday in the poem, so babies born on a saturday get a double whammy-works hard for a living, and is bonny and blithe and good and gay. All you lot born on a sunday are fooked!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Can I change mine to "Friday's child is loving and giving, but much prefers receiving?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    John McEnroe
    Actually every day of the week is a sabbath day for one religion or another, so we are all gay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Grace
    I was born on a Monday morning, so was my sister. Apparently it's because it was the only time the hopsital would do c-sections!
    You were born on a Monday.
    Your star sign is Sagittarius.
    Your birthstone is Blue Topaz or Turquoise.
    The season was Winter.
    You were born in the Chinese year of the Snake.
    The US President was George H. W. Bush (Republican).
    The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    You are 21 years 0 months 3 days old.
    It is 362 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 147 years old.
    You are 7,673 days old.
    You are approximately 184,163 hours old.
    You are approximately 662,987,112 seconds old


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Happy belated 21st.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Giving
    • You were born on a Thursday.
    • Your star sign is Cancer.
    • Your birthstone is Ruby.
    • The season was Summer.
    • You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat.
    • The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
    • The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    • Thursday's child is full of win.
    • You are 26 years 5 months 9 days old.
    • It is 203 days until your next birthday.
    • In dog years you are 182 years old.
    • You are 9,658 days old.
    • You are approximately 231,804 hours old.
    • You are approximately 834,495,157 seconds old.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    John McEnroe
    Oldest one they have

    You were born on a Monday.
    Your star sign is Capricorn.
    Your birthstone is Garnet.
    The season was Winter.
    The US President was William McKinley (Republican).
    The UK Prime Minister was The Marquess of Salisbury (Conservative).
    You are 110 years 11 months 13 days old.
    It is 18 days until your next birthday.
    In dog years you are 770 years old.
    You are 40,524 days old.
    You are approximately 972,588 hours old.
    You are approximately 3,501,318,459 seconds old.


    I hear she does a good steak!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Gay
    I was born on a Monday morning, so was my sister. Apparently it's because it was the only time the hopsital would do c-sections!


    Happy (belated) birthday!

    ibarelycare

    • You were born on a Saturday.
    • Your star sign is Cancer.
    • Your birthstone is Ruby.
    • The season was Summer.
    • You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
    • The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
    • The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
    • Saturday's child works hard for its living.
    • You are 25 years 5 months 1 day old.
    • It is 211 days until your next birthday.
    • In dog years you are 175 years old.
    • You are 9,285 days old.
    • You are approximately 222,853 hours old.
    • You are approximately 802,269,791 seconds old.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Monday's child is has a spotty face,
    Tuesday's child has a tubby waist,
    Wednesday's child is ugly as sin,
    Thursday's child lives in the bin,
    Friday's child is dull and boring,
    Saturday's child is always snoring,
    But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
    Is guaranteed to catch the ghey.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Gay
    Everytime I see this thread I start singing The Cure.


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