Thursday's child is full of win

Jesus Wept

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.

What a crock of shi, Wednesday and Thursday get a raw deal in this pile of crap, it's time it was re-written.


Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is fond of gin,
Thursday's child is full of win,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay


Job done imo.

Kylo Ren

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

old_aussie

I was too young to remember what day of the week I was born.

chucken1

The-Rigger wrote: »

What a crock of shi, Wednesday and Thursday get a raw deal in this pile of crap, it's time it was re-written.


Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is fond of gin,
Thursday's child is full of win,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay


Job done imo.

No no no..You have to swap Tuesday and Wednesday!

My Tuesdays child just fell in the door...maybe not gin,but definatly, not full of grace

Saila

someone's born on wednesday or thursday

old_aussie

So people born on Sunday are Gay.....I wondered how people knew they were gay from an early age.

OutlawPete

Ooops ..

Thread Hijack # II


OutlawPete:

• You were born on a Thursday.
• Your star sign is Taurus.
• Your birthstone is Emerald.
• The season was Spring.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
• The US President was Richard Nixon (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Edward Heath (Conservative).
• Thursday's child has far to go.
• You are 37 years 6 months 2 days old.
• It is 179 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 259 years old.
• You are 13,700 days old.
• You are approximately 328,804 hours old.
• You are approximately 1,183,692,773 seconds old.

Go here and then click on 'printer friendly' results to get a list similar to the one above.

Sorry Rigger

chucken1

old_aussie wrote: »

I was too young to remember what day of the week I was born.

..Ya me too!

Jesus Wept

Giving

old_aussie wrote: »

I was too young to remember what day of the week I was born.

You can check on the internets.

http://www.dayofbirth.co.uk/

Saila wrote: »

someone's born on wednesday or thursday

It's a public poll.

Jesus Wept

Giving

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ooops ..

Thread Hijack # II


OutlawPete:

• You were born on a Thursday.
• Your star sign is Taurus.
• Your birthstone is Emerald.
• The season was Spring.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
• The US President was Richard Nixon (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Edward Heath (Conservative).
• Thursday's child has far to go.
• You are 37 years 6 months 2 days old.
• It is 179 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 259 years old.
• You are 13,700 days old.
• You are approximately 328,804 hours old.
• You are approximately 1,183,692,773 seconds old.

Go here and then click on 'printer friendly' results to get a list similar to the one above.

Sorry Rigger

You will be. :eek::p

Pherekydes

Oh, woe is me!

And the wife, also!

Couldn't vote in the stupid poll. :mad:

NothingMan

Gay

NothingMan

• You were born on a Saturday.
• Your star sign is Taurus.
• Your birthstone is Emerald.
• The season was Spring.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
• The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• Saturday's child works hard for its living.
• You are 25 years 7 months 2 days old.
• It is 149 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 175 years old.
• You are 9,347 days old.
• You are approximately 224,338 hours old.
• You are approximately 807,615,385 seconds old.

Works hard , the website lies! I'm shocked, how can something written on the internet not be accurate?

Kimono-Girl

Win

Kimono-Girl

• You were born on a Wednesday.
• Your star sign is Leo.
• Your birthstone is Ruby.
• The season was Summer.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger.
• The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• Wednesday's child is full of woe.
• You are 24 years 4 months 21 days old.
• It is 222 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 168 years old.
• You are 8,909 days old.
• You are approximately 213,826 hours old.
• You are approximately 769,772,358 seconds old.

bnt

Giving

Being a Thursday's Child isn't quite as much fun as you get older ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKCkIHo99NU

iPlop

Win

Sink The Banana

You were born on a Wednesday.
Your star sign is Libra.
Your birthstone is Sapphire.
The season was Autumn.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.
The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
The UK Prime Minister was James Callaghan (Labour).
You are 32 years 2 months 16 days old.
It is 288 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 224 years old.
You are 11,765 days old.
You are approximately 282,371 hours old.
You are approximately 1,016,533,931 seconds old

biko

Living

You were born on a Friday.
Your star sign is Virgo.
You are one handsome devil.

Scarydoll

Gin

Scarydoll

• You were born on a Tuesday.
• Your star sign is Aries.
• Your birthstone is Diamond.
• The season was Spring.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
• The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
• The UK Prime Minister was James Callaghan (Labour).
• You are 31 years 8 months 3 days old.
• It is 118 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 217 years old.
• You are 11,570 days old.
• You are approximately 277,691 hours old.
• You are approximately 999,687,091 seconds old.

phill106

John McEnroe

You were born on a Sunday.
Your star sign is Scorpio.
Your birthstone is Yellow Topaz or Citrine.
The season was Autumn.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.
The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
The UK Prime Minister was James Callaghan (Labour).
You are 32 years 1 month 8 days old.
It is 327 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 224 years old.
You are 11,726 days old.
You are approximately 281,435 hours old.
You are approximately 1,013,165,659 seconds old.


Noooooooooooooooooo

Pace2008

If anyone want to quickly find out the day on which they were born, open up an Excel document, type in your DOB in dd/mm/yy format, and use the Weekday formula with the date cell as a reference.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Giving

Pace2008 wrote: »

If anyone want to quickly find out the day on which they were born, open up an Excel document, type in your DOB in dd/mm/yy format, and use the Weekday formula with the date cell as a reference.

Yeah Bill that's much quicker than going to dayofbirth.co.uk

You were born on a Thursday.
Your star sign is Taurus.
Your birthstone is Emerald.
The season was Spring.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
You are 25 years 7 months 11 days old.
It is 140 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 175 years old.
You are 9,356 days old.
You are approximately 224,556 hours old.
You are approximately 808,400,623 seconds old.

Daisy Steiner

• You were born on a Monday.
• Your star sign is Gemini.
• Your birthstone is Emerald.
• The season was Spring.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
• The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• Monday's child is fair of face.
• You are 31 years 6 months 16 days old.
• It is 166 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 217 years old.
• You are 11,522 days old.
• You are approximately 276,540 hours old.
• You are approximately 995,544,530 seconds old.

EverEvolving

Giving

Yeah, I'm full of win!

I never really understood what the "has far to go" bit meant on that, I made up my own meaning as "will suceed and do well with everything and is very good looking".

PCPhoto

PCPhoto

Results for PCPhoto* :

You were born on a Thursday.
Your star sign is Pisces.
Your birthstone is Aquamarine.
The season was Spring.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
The UK Prime Minister was James Callaghan (Labour).
You are 31 years 8 months 29 days old.
It is 92 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 217 years old.
You are 11,596 days old.
You are approximately 278,317 hours old.
You are approximately 1,001,940,684 seconds old.


Darn .... I missed my 1,000,000,000th second old celebration !!!

Sanjuro

Grace

Monday, thus proving the rhyme is bullshit.

mikom

Wednesdays child is a pale, dark-haired, grim-looking little girl with a fascination for death and the macabre.

ScumLord

I can't remember my birth day I must have had one of my many blackouts that day.

I found that websites results boring so made up my own results.

Results for 15th March 1980* :

You were born under a wandering star of doom.
Your star sign is Sol
Your birthstone is Helium 3.
The season was chilli.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
The US President was Optimus Prime (Autobot).
The UK Prime Minister was Megatron (Decepticons).
You are 30 years 8 months 29 days old.
It is 1 days until your next birthday which occurs daily.
In dog years you are 210 years old. This makes you lord and ruler of the dog species.
You are 11,230 days young. You look good for this age.
You are approximately 269,534 hours old.
You are approximately 970,321,412 seconds old.
View a printable version of these results in your mind..
See links to more interesting information about 15th March... There are none your birth was the most interesting thing that happened that year.

cynder

Gay

Thats gas myself and my mother were talking about this ealier,

Im a saturdays child along with my brother and father and son, my other son is a fridays child same as his dad, my daughter is thursday and my mother is wednesday.

I was also born in the year of the monkey......

prinz

Giving

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

old_aussie

The-Rigger wrote: »

You can check on the internets.

http://www.dayofbirth.co.uk/



It's a public poll.

The UK is a day behind Australia,

I could have nuked the UK today and you'll never know

Why do I need to check what I already don't know?

Jesus Wept

Giving

I only trust people born under Reegan and Thatcher.

prinz

Giving

The-Rigger wrote: »

I only trust people born under Reegan and Thatcher.

I wouldn't trust any devil spawn they'd produce. :eek:

Jesus Wept

Giving

Not a Reegan-Thatcher child.

cynder

Gay

The-Rigger wrote: »

I only trust people born under Reegan and Thatcher.

You were born on a Saturday.
Your star sign is Cancer.
Your birthstone is Perl or Moonstone.
The season was Summer.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
You are 30 years 5 months 15 days old.
It is 197 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 210 years old.
You are 11,125 days old.
You are approximately 267,018 hours old.
You are approximately 961,264,184 seconds old.

Asphyxia

Gay

Pocketfizz

You were born on a Saturday.
Your star sign is Taurus.
Your birthstone is Emerald.
The season was Spring.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
The US President was George H. W. Bush (Republican).
The UK Prime Minister was John Major (Conservative).
Saturday's child works hard for its living.
You are 19 years 7 months 2 days old.
It is 149 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 133 years old.
You are 7,156 days old.
You are approximately 171,762 hours old.
You are approximately 618,343,205 seconds old

Deadly

Jesus Wept

Giving

grindelwald wrote: »

You were born on a Saturday.
Your star sign is Cancer.
Your birthstone is Perl or Moonstone.
The season was Summer.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
You are 30 years 5 months 15 days old.
It is 197 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 210 years old.
You are 11,125 days old.
You are approximately 267,018 hours old.
You are approximately 961,264,184 seconds old.

I don't trust a Carter-Thatcher child.

Pocketfizz wrote: »

Pocketfizz

You were born on a Saturday.
Your star sign is Taurus.
Your birthstone is Emerald.
The season was Spring.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Sheep.
The US President was George H. W. Bush (Republican).
The UK Prime Minister was John Major (Conservative).
Saturday's child works hard for its living.
You are 19 years 7 months 2 days old.
It is 149 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 133 years old.
You are 7,156 days old.
You are approximately 171,762 hours old.
You are approximately 618,343,205 seconds old

Deadly

Would it not be better to not have to work hard for a living?

The-Rigger

The-Rigger wrote: »

I only trust people born under Reegan and Thatcher.

You were born on a Friday.
Your star sign is Gemini.
Your birthstone is Perl or Moonstone.
The season was Summer.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
Friday's child is loving and giving.
You are 25 years 5 months 22 days old.
It is 190 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 175 years old.
You are 9,306 days old.
You are approximately 223,362 hours old.
You are approximately 804,104,112 seconds old.

Well hello, Sailor.

cynder

Gay

The-Rigger wrote: »

I don't trust a Carter-Thatcher child.


=?

:mad:

Refugee from RealLife

Results for 1st January 1995* :

• You were born on a Sunday.
• Your star sign is Capricorn.
• Your birthstone is Garnet.
• The season was Winter.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.
• The US President was Bill Clinton (Democratic).
• The UK Prime Minister was John Major (Conservative).
• You are 15 years 11 months 12 days old.
• It is 19 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 105 years old.
• You are 5,825 days old.
• You are approximately 139,820 hours old.
• You are approximately 503,353,152 seconds old.

Jaxxy

Giving

Win! \o/

I prefer this new rhyme.

Krieg

These things keep calling me gay :mad:
I was born on a Sunday so therefore im "Good as Gay"
Even my RL name is characterized by "Good as Gay"

Kimono-Girl

Win

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Win! \o/

I prefer this new rhyme.

me too

i used be full of woe, now im fond of Gin...suits me better i've gone from sad to refined tastes!

phill106

John McEnroe

Krieg wrote: »

These things keep calling me gay :mad:
I was born on a Sunday so therefore im "Good as Gay"
Even my RL name is characterized by "Good as Gay"

Whats your boyfriend say about it?

kensutz

Kensutz

You were born on a Saturday.
Your star sign is Libra.
Your birthstone is Sapphire.
The season was Autumn.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
The US President was Jimmy Carter (Democratic).
The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
Saturday's child works hard for its living.
You are 30 years 2 months 16 days old.
It is 288 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 210 years old.
You are 11,034 days old.
You are approximately 264,838 hours old.
You are approximately 953,416,102 seconds old.

pablomakaveli

pablomakaveli

• You were born on a Wednesday.
• Your star sign is Capricorn.
• Your birthstone is Garnet.
• The season was Winter.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Hare.
• The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• Wednesday's child is full of woe.
• You are 22 years 10 months 24 days old.
• It is 38 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 154 years old.
• You are 8,363 days old.
• You are approximately 200,734 hours old.
• You are approximately 722,642,451 seconds old.
• Your penis is 11.5 inches long

shinikins

I see one major flaw with this...the Sabbath is a Jewish holy day of rest which occurs only on a saturday. There's no mention of Sunday in the poem, so babies born on a saturday get a double whammy-works hard for a living, and is bonny and blithe and good and gay. All you lot born on a sunday are fooked!

Can I change mine to "Friday's child is loving and giving, but much prefers receiving?"

phill106

John McEnroe

Actually every day of the week is a sabbath day for one religion or another, so we are all gay.

KnifeWRENCH

Grace

I was born on a Monday morning, so was my sister. Apparently it's because it was the only time the hopsital would do c-sections!

You were born on a Monday.
Your star sign is Sagittarius.
Your birthstone is Blue Topaz or Turquoise.
The season was Winter.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Snake.
The US President was George H. W. Bush (Republican).
The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
You are 21 years 0 months 3 days old.
It is 362 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 147 years old.
You are 7,673 days old.
You are approximately 184,163 hours old.
You are approximately 662,987,112 seconds old

Happy belated 21st.

prinz

Giving

• You were born on a Thursday.
• Your star sign is Cancer.
• Your birthstone is Ruby.
• The season was Summer.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat.
• The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• Thursday's child is full of win.
• You are 26 years 5 months 9 days old.
• It is 203 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 182 years old.
• You are 9,658 days old.
• You are approximately 231,804 hours old.
• You are approximately 834,495,157 seconds old.

phill106

John McEnroe

Oldest one they have

You were born on a Monday.
Your star sign is Capricorn.
Your birthstone is Garnet.
The season was Winter.
The US President was William McKinley (Republican).
The UK Prime Minister was The Marquess of Salisbury (Conservative).
You are 110 years 11 months 13 days old.
It is 18 days until your next birthday.
In dog years you are 770 years old.
You are 40,524 days old.
You are approximately 972,588 hours old.
You are approximately 3,501,318,459 seconds old.


I hear she does a good steak!