Help me get revenge on scumbag f*** who ruined my car with snowballs...

giftgrub

Ok I know no one was hurt but i got mobbed on the way home by a gang of gurriers last night.

One guy came out in front of me with a snowball so big he had to carry it in both arms, i sloewd down and thats when all hell broke loose.

a gang of them came at me, one c**t even opened my door and ruined the inside of the car.

I'm a grown man but it could have been my missus or someone with kids....

I have to go the same way tonight... any non lethal revenge options? I'd pick up dog crap and chuck it at them if i could find it...

brummytom

If you see them again, just ignore them. It will be a moral victory.







Or run them over, the cunts

bonerm

Don't pay your taxes. Then they won't get their social welfare and will slowly starve.

DrumSteve

shot them with balls of their own ****e

W.Shakes-Beer

Before you get there, cover up reg plates with plastic bags and mow them down (slowly ofc) if you have to. keep doors locked while driving as well.

can I ask what area this was in?

gonedrinking

giftgrub wrote: »

One guy came out in front of me with a snowball so big he had to carry it in both arms

hahahahaha thats awesome

blaze1

lock your doors?

sbsquarepants

giftgrub wrote: »

a gang of them came at me, one c**t even opened my door and ruined the inside of the car.

What sort of car have you got? Is it soluble or something?
It's kids playing with snowballs, get over it!!:mad:

Tom1991

bring a bag of cheap golf balls in the car and lash them at them.***** wont cop whats happening

OutlawPete

Scream at them that you have just witnessed an animal being raped.

Should confuse them for enough time for you to get inside your house.

CiaranC

Kill yourself, they will be racked with guilt

giftgrub

gonedrinking wrote: »

hahahahaha thats awesome

In a way you have to kind of admire their tactics...it was like something out of Mad Max.

It was South Dublin, Monkstown Farm.

FF and proud

giftgrub wrote: »

Ok I know no one was hurt but i got mobbed on the way home by a gang of gurriers last night.

One guy came out in front of me with a snowball so big he had to carry it in both arms, i sloewd down and thats when all hell broke loose.

a gang of them came at me, one c**t even opened my door and ruined the inside of the car.

I'm a grown man but it could have been my missus or someone with kids....

I have to go the same way tonight... any non lethal revenge options? I'd pick up dog crap and chuck it at them if i could find it...

Well down were i'm from we'd get all the strong men in the parish to knock the living ****e out of gurriers like that, them sorts need sorting out before they hurt somebody.

giftgrub

sbsquarepants wrote: »

What sort of car have you got? Is it soluble or something?
It's kids playing with snowballs, get over it!!:mad:

Its my car that I've worked and pay for. I doubt you would have liked it.

mikemac

sbsquarepants wrote: »

It's kids playing with snowballs, get over it!!:mad:

Did you miss the part where they opened the door?

Kensington

Into first and floor it. The car won't move anywhere but there'll be mucky slush flying all over the shop and you'll probably scare the bijaesus out of them.

biko

Kill them all*




*with affection

Sykk

Blast them with piss.

SV

Sykk wrote: »

Blast them with piss.

I was going to reply with exactly that.


Son, I am proud.

frag420

giftgrub wrote: »

One guy came out in front of me with a snowball so big he had to carry it in both arms.

Break his arms........................simples

bonerm

sbsquarepants wrote: »

What sort of car have you got? Is it soluble or something?
It's kids playing with snowballs, get over it!!:mad:

Kids throwing snowballs at each other = kids playing.

Kids throwing snowballs at randomers and into peoples cars = junior scumbags.

Willbbz

Watergun full of water from the kettle

CrazyBiscuit

Sykk wrote: »

Blast them with piss.

Yeah! Get a toy water gun and hope the warm golden liquid doesnt freeze before you can spray them.

Blisterman

Start a thread on boards.ie moaning about it.


That'll teach them.

Iron Hide

Snowballs down their trousers....

Sheeps

some little thug thought that he was invincible having thrown snowballs at two gardai and having been throwing snowballs in the door of the shop where i work all day. I recall him specifically targeting a family waiting outside with a young child and a dog and he also hit somd elderly people coming out among everyone eslsd he had hit. anyway, fastforward to about 11 that night across the road im in my local celebrating a mates birthday. the same guy started vandalising a sign so I shout over to him to knock it off and called him a useless retarded cunt. he came over to me and put his head in my face squaring up to me in that way that scumbags do. just as I was about to break his nose with my forehead someone's (who was much bigger than I ) fist connected with his hollow skull and we both kicked the living crap out of him.

Kells...

Do you mind if I ask was this in summerhill on the northside

stayyoung

Isn't just locking the doors to your car in future the simple solution here or am I missing something!?

Morlar

Invite them to a fair snowball fight but then use bricks wrapped in snow.

bonerm

Sheeps wrote: »

some little thug thought that he was invincible having thrown snowballs at two gardai and having been throwing snowballs in the door of the shop where i work all day. I recall him specifically targeting a family waiting outside with a young child and a dog and he also hit somd elderly people coming out among everyone eslsd he had hit. anyway, fastforward to about 11 that night across the road im in my local celebrating a mates birthday. the same guy started vandalising a sign so I shout over to him to knock it off and called him a useless retarded cunt. he came over to me and put his head in my face squaring up to me in that way that scumbags do. just as I was about to break his nose with my forehead someone's (who was much bigger than I ) fist connected with his hollow skull and we both kicked the living shot out of him.

I love stories with a happy ending.

FlutterinBantam

1..Adopt your best 'man with a mission' stance.

2.. Buy a good pair of builders steel toe-capped boots

3.. Put them on on your way home

4.. If attacked, settle on one scumbag... ignore all others.

5.. Purposefully stride up and attempt to drive his plum sack up into the roof of his mouth with the boots.

6.. Wipe hands, and clean any blood off the boots and proceed home.

6a.. Put car in garage.

CorkMan

Change your car into a snow plougher and run the bastards over.

Hank Scorpio

bring a big water piston but fill it with yellow snow

Mr Benevolent

giftgrub wrote: »

I doubt you would have liked it.

You're right, it's probably a Golf or something.

Columbia

The one thing I hate about the snow is the scumbags who run around pelting strangers with snowballs. Walking home from work (in Maynooth) on Friday night I saw 4-5 scumbags run towards the station as the train was pulling in. I assumed they were running to catch it, but no, they were there to throw snow at commuters getting off the train. Probably the same people who've been working all day to pay for their welfare and allow them to eat and not freeze to death in the same snow.

tommyhaas

Start painting rocks white and head back down tonight. Wait for them outside apple greens, because little scumbags always hang around outside shops, and get the wee pr!cks

Muzi5434

giftgrub wrote: »

Ok I know no one was hurt but i got mobbed on the way home by a gang of gurriers last night.

One guy came out in front of me with a snowball so big he had to carry it in both arms, i sloewd down and thats when all hell broke loose.

a gang of them came at me, one c**t even opened my door and ruined the inside of the car.

I'm a grown man but it could have been my missus or someone with kids....

I have to go the same way tonight... any non lethal revenge options? I'd pick up dog crap and chuck it at them if i could find it...

Guns are the way to go

sbsquarepants

giftgrub wrote: »

Its my car that I've worked and pay for. I doubt you would have liked it.

I would have locked my door and laughed. I got pelted with snowballs last night out walking, it didn't kill me, i threw a few back and got on with my walk! It's called fun, you should try it

gleep

Molest them




too far?



Nope, fcuk em!



/runs

listermint

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I would have locked my door and laughed. I got pelted with snowballs last night out walking, it didn't kill me, i threw a few back and got on with my walk! It's called fun, you should try it

Damaged body work isnt that fun, especially when it comes out of your pocket. (ice balls make a nice dent in cars)

Amalgam

Scatter a few dozen Toblerones during the next attack, at least one of them will need dental treatment because of your kindness. The ones with nougat crumbs, filling pullers..

Ruu_Old

Burn down each of their houses, or have sex with each of their mammies or both, what the heck.

tman

giftgrub wrote: »

I'm a grown man

Followed by

I'd pick up dog crap and chuck it at them if i could find it...

Yeah, sounds like a very grown up way to respond...

Duggy747

Hop out of the car with a pipe / bat and come after them like The Terminator, even hold a straight posture and a cold, dead stare on your face as they try and pelt you with snow.

1. Get a box
2. Get gloves
3. Piss on snow
4. Make loads of yellow snowballs
5. Put them all in the box and have them ready to fire at the fùckers as you drive by

Run them over and blame icy conditions.

Shoot them and blame icy conditions :pac:

Poo in your hand and fling it at them.

TheZohanS

Get water pistols, fill them with acid and spray it in their faces....




...or you could just chill out, have a laugh and enjoy the snow, it's not often we get this much snow.

curlzy

tman wrote: »

Followed by


Yeah, sounds like a very grown up way to respond...

Oh get off your high horse. THIS IS AFTER HOURS, since when is maturity a priority?:rolleyes:

Majestic 12

Last Sunday driving through Dolphins Barn I saw about 12 little scumbags at their best.

Not only pelting a car (with some poor foreign guy inside) with snowballs but also kicking and punching the car and then they proceeded to pull the window wipers off the car.

Whatever about kids throwing snowball this was sheer hooliganism.

VinnyTGM

Should have kept driving OP, sure how could you stop with all the snow and ice

phasers

The little knackers on my estate are putting rocks inside the snowballs and hurling them at cars, they're also grabbing onto the back of cars and putting bricks in the middle of the road and covering them with snow. They got the fright of their lives when my Dad reversed back to them (clear road, RWD car, don't try this at home) and they all legged it.

Oh, the older ones (and by older I mean 14) are getting cars and bikes and trying to spin them on the ice. I don't think there's one undented lamp post around here now.


Throwing snowballs at moving cars isn't "having fun", it's retarded.


OP, I'm gonna go with the super soaker full of piss idea. Option 2 is get one of those cow catcher things on the front of your car and run em down

Stercus Accidit

TheZohan wrote: »

...or you could just chill out, have a laugh and enjoy the snow, it's not often we get this much snow.

Sounds like a bullshit suggestion to me.

stovelid

Snowballs?

Woh.

Lucky escape.

That's some war story bro.