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Is it possible to have a shyte so huge that you get admitted to the maternity ward?

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    #62
    kfallon
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    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Nah, I'm sure they'd give you a warm water enema....put you on your back, hose up arse and then pump a gallon of water up there to break up the offending lump and then have the slurry cascade out of your a-hole.

    Surely all done to the theme tune of 'Dambusters'???


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    #63
    Duggy747
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    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Nah, I'm sure they'd give you a warm water enema....put you on your back, hose up arse and then pump a gallon of water up there to break up the offending lump and then have the slurry cascade out of your a-hole.

    If you google for some monster asian enemas you'll get some fine examples of what happens when 4 litres of various liquids and eggs is syringed up your arse :pac:


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    #64
    phill106
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    Duggy747 wrote: »
    If you google for some monster asian enemas you'll get some fine examples of what happens when 4 litres of various liquids and eggs is syringed up your arse :pac:

    and you would know this because...


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    #65
    0verblood
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Surely all done to the theme tune of 'Dambusters'???


    There should be a tumble weed smiley.


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    #66
    Duggy747
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    phill106 wrote: »
    and you would know this because...

    It was on an episode of The Brady Bunch, I think.


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    #67
    FlutterinBantam
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    jaysus :confused:

    Another amateur.

    Look son, never force a ..well.... 'seal pup' or you can do damage to the ringpiece, and that ain't funny.

    Thing for you is porridge oats and brown bread for a day or too to loosen up.

    When you feel the build up and she is roasting nicely,gently push and when she 'crowns' push more and as soon as the 'pace car' leaves the pits you can spool up to max pressure.

    All this sitting around in the cold weather is not good for the movements and i also recommend fresh Orange Juice, taken early and she will 'hose out' like loose slurry after a shower.

    Take care of your hole, it's only when she is damaged you realise how important it is.

    Good man.


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    #68
    stoneill
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    jaysus :confused:

    Take care of your hole, it's only when she is damaged you realise how important it is.

    Are arses female?


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    #69
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    stoneill wrote: »
    Are arses female?

    Course, otherwise its ghey


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    #70
    Gummy Panda
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Eh don't speak of behalf of me please. Cause I know I don't!

    but you know a girl who did in the cinema


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    #71
    the bolt
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    flahavaj wrote: »
    OP is full of sh*t.
    not any more hes not


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    #72
    FoxT
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    Going by the thread titles, I reckon the Fitness forum has this issue covered...
    http://bit.ly/eagUxT


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