Need advice, its wrecking me head

Wowreally?

i want this question to be anwserd seriously, well im 14 and i really like this girl thats 24, i get along really well etc, ive like (as in attracted) to her for a while, i know what some of you are thinking 'ah just young hormones,' but its more than that, anyway she has a boyfriend for 3 years now and i cant think straight knowing one day he will marry her, but i want to be the one who marrys her how can i keep my mind away from thinking about her.

starbelgrade

Hang on.. I need to put some popcorn in the microwave.

Don't start without me.

Dionysus

Wowreally? wrote: »

i want this question to be anwserd seriously, well im 14 and i really like this girl thats 24, i get along really well etc, ive like (as in attracted) to her for a while, i know what some of you are thinking 'ah just young hormones,' but its more than that, anyway she has a boyfriend for 3 years now and i cant think straight knowing one day he will marry her, but i want to be the one who marrys her how can i keep my mind away from thinking about her.

Don't do it. She's going to want to have kids soon and there goes your adulthood.

partyatmygaff

lol, this should be interesting....


*Follows thread*

Professey Chin

Mini Feeky?

KeithM89_old

Poor wee chap has his first 'crush'...

I have to say it.. 'Pics or GTFO'

darsar

He's probably got a baton that she's happy with so put your centipede away. It'll only end in tears.

kirving

Go out now and throw snowballs at her bedroom window, she'll love that. Romeo and Juliet esque ;-)

Wowreally?

Do what dIon?

RickBockwinkle

This answer is serious.

You're 14. You like a woman you can't have, and probably will never have. Your head is wrecked.

Self-pleasure is the answer. The fact you haven't thought of it already is somewhat worrying.

darsar

'So us your gash' usually works fine actually.

Wowreally?

RickBockwinkle wrote: »

This answer is serious.

You're 14. You like a woman you can't have, and probably will never have. Your head is wrecked.

Self-pleasure is the answer. The fact you haven't thought of it already is somewhat worrying.

By self pleasure if im thinking what you are thinking then have tried it already, but its not a sex pleasure Related thing dude, this is the woman i want to die with

darsar

Trollicious

partyatmygaff

Wowreally? wrote: »

this is the woman i want to die with

Car crash? Have a walk on a frozen river together?

Plenty of choices. :pac:

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

Poor wee chap has his first 'crush'...

I have to say it.. 'Pics or GTFO'

I dont think you are the best person to offer advice do you ?

alwaysadub

Find someone else- preferably your own age or thereabouts- to perv on.
Wanting someone you can't have leads to nothing but pain.

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

I dont think you are the best person to offer advice do you ?

SHUT IT!!

starbelgrade

Wowreally? wrote: »

By self pleasure if im thinking what you are thinking then have tried it already, but its not a sex pleasure Related thing dude, this is the woman i want to die with

You don't want to ride her... you want to kill her?

And here's me thinking that AH had already covered all ground.

Carry on..

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

SHUT IT!!

make me

child

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

make me

child

il kill you too and bury you with the rest of them....

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

You don't want to ride her... you want to kill her?

And here's me thinking that AH had already covered all ground.

Carry on..

perhaps he wants to ride her to death

starbelgrade

We need Brummytom in on this one.. he's an expert at fancying older women that he never gets the ride off.

Wowreally?

starbelgrade wrote: »

You don't want to ride her... you want to kill her?

And here's me thinking that AH had already covered all ground.

Carry on..

You misinturped that, i ment of old age, jeez lol

alwaysadub

Wowreally? wrote: »

You misinturped that, i ment of old age, jeez lol

Her old age coming way before yours..

Wowreally?

Touche

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

il kill you too and bury you with the rest of them....

IM not a ladyboy or a prostitute

OutlawPete

Can't work out ..

Watch this classic on YouTube OP, here is just one part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ko9Q4yDjQ

Mint Sauce

And I thought AH had seen it all.

starbelgrade wrote: »

We need Brummytom in on this one.. he's an expert at fancying older women that he never gets the ride off.

Where is Brummy actually?

OP?

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

IM not a ladyboy or a prostitute

I dont like that one bad experience with prostitutes is being spread around so many threads...:p

High energy

The OP smokes and is trying to quit:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67548500

And knows about recycling car brake pads:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67730270#post67730270

And we are led to believe he's only 14 ?

Shryke

starbelgrade wrote: »

We need Brummytom in on this one.. he's an expert at fancying older women that he never gets the ride off.

Burn!

Ah no though. You'll get over it. In your most intense moments... **** like the last human alive. It'll give you clarity enough to cop on a bit. And who doesn't like a ****?

starbelgrade

Wowreally? wrote: »

You misinturped that, i ment of old age, jeez lol

When you're 50 and still relatively young(ish), she'll be 60.

She'll be rolling her tits up like a pancake just to get them back into her bra & her once beautiful & tight little pussy, will look like a jaded bulldog on it's last legs.

You won't die of old age. You'll die of disgust.

alwaysadub

Shryke wrote: »

Burn!

Ah no though. You'll get over it. In your most intense moments... **** like the last human alive. It'll give you clarity enough to cop on a bit. And who doesn't like a ****?

Someone with no arms?

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

I dont like that one bad experience with prostitutes is being spread around so many threads...:p

when you grow up we will explain what the are for

and it's not for killing or cleaning up oil

jonnyfingers

Wowreally? wrote: »

i want this question to be anwserd seriously, well im 14 and i really like this girl thats 24, i get along really well etc, ive like (as in attracted) to her for a while, i know what some of you are thinking 'ah just young hormones,' but its more than that, anyway she has a boyfriend for 3 years now and i cant think straight knowing one day he will marry her, but i want to be the one who marrys her how can i keep my mind away from thinking about her.

First off, is she hot?

Second, forget about this marrying thing. What you want is some fast and loose lovin'! How do you know this girl? In what kind of circles do a 14 and a 24 year old hang out together?

Next time you see her tell her how you feel and how your love for her is like a needle, and all you want is to give her a little prick.

Wowreally?

High energy wrote: »

The OP smokes and is trying to quit:
http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67548500

And knows about recycling car brake pads:
http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67730270#post67730270

And we are led to believe he's only 14 ?

I dont remember the brake pads post, but i did post it, dont beleive im 14, well http://facebook.c no, im posting that info here.....

StupidLikeAFox

Well one thing you should know OP is you definitely have a chance. The age difference these days isnt that big a deal anymore now that we're living in a more liberal ireland. Some tried and trusted tactics may be-

- Stand outside her house for hours on end, just looking in her windows. If she sees you dont look away or even show any emotion. For added effect have your willy peeping out from your trousers
- Cut her name into your arm, stomach and forehead
- Talk to some of her close friends and relatives and imply that ye are already going out. When they tell her about what you've been saying she will play along so she wont look stupid.
- Send her jars containing your urine and faeces.
- Send her body parts. Start with fingernails and work your way up to whole fingers, toes and ears. Stop there though. Nobody likes a guy with no nose.

Remember, the more she rejects you the more she likes you. Its basic logic! Good luck OP and dont forget to send an invite to the wedding!

High energy

ColHol wrote: »

- Send her jars containing your urine and faeces.

This is a great idea, but I would like to add: ask her to return the jars filled with her urine and faeces. Make her see you love every aspect of her body, including excrement.

Wowreally?

ColHol wrote: »

Well one thing you should know OP is you definitely have a chance. The age difference these days isnt that big a deal anymore now that we're living in a more liberal ireland. Some tried and trusted tactics may be-

- Stand outside her house for hours on end, just looking in her windows. If she sees you dont look away or even show any emotion. For added effect have your willy peeping out from your trousers
- Cut her name into your arm, stomach and forehead
- Talk to some of her close friends and relatives and imply that ye are already going out. When they tell her about what you've been saying she will play along so she wont look stupid.
- Send her jars containing your urine and faeces.
- Send her body parts. Start with fingernails and work your way up to whole fingers, toes and ears. Stop there though. Nobody likes a guy with no nose.

Remember, the more she rejects you the more she likes you. Its basic logic! Good luck OP and dont forget to send an invite to the wedding!

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IrishB.ie

Are you Feeky Magee's brother?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055760092

The Master

Try posting in Personal Issues if this is serious OP