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Need advice, its wrecking me head

Wowreally? · 2010-11-30 00:43:42

i want this question to be anwserd seriously, well im 14 and i really like this girl thats 24, i get along really well etc, ive like (as in attracted) to her for a while, i know what some of you are thinking 'ah just young hormones,' but its more than that, anyway she has a boyfriend for 3 years now and i cant think…

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i want this question to be anwserd seriously, well im 14 and i really like this girl thats 24, i get along really well etc, ive like (as in attracted) to her for a while, i know what some of you are thinking 'ah just young hormones,' but its more than that, anyway she has a boyfriend for 3 years now and i cant think straight knowing one day he will marry her, but i want to be the one who marrys her how can i keep my mind away from thinking about her.

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#2 30-11-2010 1:45am
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Hang on.. I need to put some popcorn in the microwave.

Don't start without me.

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#3 30-11-2010 1:46am
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Wowreally? wrote: »

i want this question to be anwserd seriously, well im 14 and i really like this girl thats 24, i get along really well etc, ive like (as in attracted) to her for a while, i know what some of you are thinking 'ah just young hormones,' but its more than that, anyway she has a boyfriend for 3 years now and i cant think straight knowing one day he will marry her, but i want to be the one who marrys her how can i keep my mind away from thinking about her.

Don't do it. She's going to want to have kids soon and there goes your adulthood.

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#4 30-11-2010 1:46am
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lol, this should be interesting....

*Follows thread*

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#5 30-11-2010 1:46am
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Mini Feeky?

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#6 30-11-2010 1:46am
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Poor wee chap has his first 'crush'...

I have to say it.. 'Pics or GTFO'

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#7 30-11-2010 1:47am
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He's probably got a baton that she's happy with so put your centipede away. It'll only end in tears.

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#8 30-11-2010 1:47am
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Go out now and throw snowballs at her bedroom window, she'll love that. Romeo and Juliet esque ;-)

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#9 30-11-2010 1:47am
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Do what dIon?

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#10 30-11-2010 1:48am
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This answer is serious.

You're 14. You like a woman you can't have, and probably will never have. Your head is wrecked.

Self-pleasure is the answer. The fact you haven't thought of it already is somewhat worrying.

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#11 30-11-2010 1:48am
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'So us your gash' usually works fine actually.

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#12 30-11-2010 1:50am
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RickBockwinkle wrote: »

This answer is serious.

You're 14. You like a woman you can't have, and probably will never have. Your head is wrecked.

Self-pleasure is the answer. The fact you haven't thought of it already is somewhat worrying.

By self pleasure if im thinking what you are thinking then have tried it already, but its not a sex pleasure Related thing dude, this is the woman i want to die with

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#13 30-11-2010 1:51am
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Trollicious

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#14 30-11-2010 1:51am
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Wowreally? wrote: »

this is the woman i want to die with

Car crash? Have a walk on a frozen river together?

Plenty of choices. :pac:

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#15 30-11-2010 1:52am
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KeithM89 wrote: »

Poor wee chap has his first 'crush'...

I have to say it.. 'Pics or GTFO'

I dont think you are the best person to offer advice do you ?

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#16 30-11-2010 1:52am
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Find someone else- preferably your own age or thereabouts- to perv on.
Wanting someone you can't have leads to nothing but pain.

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#17 30-11-2010 1:52am
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hondasam wrote: »

I dont think you are the best person to offer advice do you ?

SHUT IT!!

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#18 30-11-2010 1:53am
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Wowreally? wrote: »

By self pleasure if im thinking what you are thinking then have tried it already, but its not a sex pleasure Related thing dude, this is the woman i want to die with

You don't want to ride her... you want to kill her?

And here's me thinking that AH had already covered all ground.

Carry on..

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#19 30-11-2010 1:53am
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KeithM89 wrote: »

SHUT IT!!

make me

child

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#20 30-11-2010 1:54am
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hondasam wrote: »

make me

child

il kill you too and bury you with the rest of them....

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#21 30-11-2010 1:54am
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starbelgrade wrote: »

You don't want to ride her... you want to kill her?

And here's me thinking that AH had already covered all ground.

Carry on..

perhaps he wants to ride her to death

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#22 30-11-2010 1:54am
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We need Brummytom in on this one.. he's an expert at fancying older women that he never gets the ride off.

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#23 30-11-2010 1:55am
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starbelgrade wrote: »

You don't want to ride her... you want to kill her?

And here's me thinking that AH had already covered all ground.

Carry on..

You misinturped that, i ment of old age, jeez lol

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#24 30-11-2010 1:55am
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Wowreally? wrote: »

You misinturped that, i ment of old age, jeez lol

Her old age coming way before yours..

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#25 30-11-2010 1:56am
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Touche

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#26 30-11-2010 1:57am
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KeithM89 wrote: »

il kill you too and bury you with the rest of them....

IM not a ladyboy or a prostitute

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#27 30-11-2010 1:58am
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Can't work out ..

Watch this classic on YouTube OP, here is just one part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ko9Q4yDjQ

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#28 30-11-2010 1:59am
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And I thought AH had seen it all.

starbelgrade wrote: »

We need Brummytom in on this one.. he's an expert at fancying older women that he never gets the ride off.

Where is Brummy actually?

OP?

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#29 30-11-2010 1:59am
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hondasam wrote: »

IM not a ladyboy or a prostitute

I dont like that one bad experience with prostitutes is being spread around so many threads...:p

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#30 30-11-2010 2:00am
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The OP smokes and is trying to quit:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67548500

And knows about recycling car brake pads:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67730270#post67730270

And we are led to believe he's only 14 ?

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#31 30-11-2010 2:00am
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starbelgrade wrote: »

We need Brummytom in on this one.. he's an expert at fancying older women that he never gets the ride off.

Burn!

Ah no though. You'll get over it. In your most intense moments... **** like the last human alive. It'll give you clarity enough to cop on a bit. And who doesn't like a ****?

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