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My girlfriend is in hospital :(

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    #32
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Great thread again mate.

    Keep up the quality work, forever, making boards a better place.

    Subscribe, mate ;)

    Nice post count there, by the way.


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    #33
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Subscribe, mate ;)

    Nice post count there.
    Think it's fair to say this thread has now jumped the shark....


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    #34
    CorkMan
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    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.


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    #35
    DOC09UNAM
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    Probably because nobody cared.


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    #36
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.
    Enlighten us?


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    #37
    yizorselves
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    I imagine it is exhausting listening to a Cork accent all day


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    #38
    hondasam
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    we assumed she lied just to get away from you !


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    #39
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    We're sitting at our computers at 2am on a Sunday morning, we don't really care about the wit behind your thread.


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    #40
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    Did Timmy fall down the well again? I hate this thread and I hate that I'm reading this crap sober.


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    #41
    khmk
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    Damn you Corkman and your deliberately misleading kinky name


    You corked her up the wazoo i presume?


    Try holding her nostrils and blowing through the mouth.


    Although this can sometimes result in the state of "blown gash".



    If it holds then you have "more cushion for the pushin", and you reach level 2.


    Either way, look out for the edgy midget.


    the dirty bastard.


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    #42
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14BaI7HrtjY


    I got the magic stick. I'll have her up early in the morning moaning.

    I got the magic stick, I show all the hottest chicks maaagic.


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    #43
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Like you have a girlfriend.


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