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My girlfriend is in hospital :(

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  • 21-11-2010 2:45am
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    CorkMan
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    She is in cos of exhaustion.


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    Star Bingo
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    sucks.


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    #3
    Nicky Byrne
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Cheer up man just be happy, things will get better. Be happy and remember to keep smiling ! :)


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?


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    Dean820
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    CorkMan strikes again with another thrilling thread.


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    StereoLove
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    That's bad


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    #7
    jd007
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    Plenty more fish in the sea


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    Senna
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Who was it?? you point him out and we'll all batter him.


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    Rothmans
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    Nicky Byrne wrote: »
    Cheer up man just be happy, things will get better. Be happy and remember to keep smiling ! :)


    I think the OP should expect a sex joke with regard to his *ahem* performance . . anytime now.


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    Mr Benevolent
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    I thought you didn't have a girlfriend OP, what with you forcing your muscles on all other women.


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    Star Bingo
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    Rudy Obnoxious Piranha wrote: »
    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

    fetch her an ashtray? :confused:


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    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    Your name is CorkMan. If you were doin' your bedroom duties and getting on top she wouldn't be exhausted!

    You can't expect them to do the ironin', cookin', cleanin' and waiting on you, hand and foot, Monday - Monday & Friday - Friday 24/7/365 and when it comes to the bedroom, you slack off!

    You should be ashamed! When she gets out she's not to lift so much as a baby finger for a month! Gives her plenty of time to regain strength for the Christmas dinner.


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    DOC09UNAM
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    Great thread again mate.

    Keep up the quality work, forever, making boards a better place.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Star Bingo wrote: »
    fetch her an ashtray? :confused:

    nope, you slow down and use a lubricant


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    30txsbzmcu2k9w
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    did you sprain your wrist?


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    bonerm
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Ah! I thought you'd bored her into a coma.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5b_V68mQ9k


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    Easily_Irritated
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    You have noone to blame but yourself...

    :D


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    RacoonQueen
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    If we all dig deep and pull together she'll be alright.


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    Star Bingo
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    Rudy Obnoxious Piranha wrote: »
    nope, you slow down and use a lubricant

    sucks.


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    alwaysadub
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.


    Has she been reading your threads then?


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    dave1982
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Why are you not out getting your hole :D


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    hondasam
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    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    maby she is just bored of you and needed to get away!


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    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    dave1982 wrote: »
    Why are you not out getting your hole :D
    We really do need a fapping while crying smiley....


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Star Bingo wrote: »
    sucks.

    So does your.... ah feck it, couldn't be arsed


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    hondasam
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Has she been reading your threads then?

    we are a bit mean to the male :D


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    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    hondasam wrote: »
    we are a bit mean to the male :D
    Death by Snu Snu springs to mind. :D


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    hondasam
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    Mozoltov! wrote: »
    Death by Snu Snu springs to mind. :D

    is it contagious:D


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    Gi joe!
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    Sorry about that op, next time I'll go a little easier on her.


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    #29
    Mozoltov!
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    hondasam wrote: »
    is it contagious:D
    Yeah but don't worry, you can only catch it once. :p


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    hondasam
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    myself and Always A Dub could cheer him up:p


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    karlog
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    She cant pull that plough all day OP. Shes not a horse.


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