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My girlfriend is in hospital :(

  • 21-11-2010 01:45AM
    #1
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭


    She is in cos of exhaustion.


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  • #2
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    sucks.


  • #3
    Nicky Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭Nicky Byrne


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Cheer up man just be happy, things will get better. Be happy and remember to keep smiling ! :)


  • #4
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?


  • #5
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    CorkMan strikes again with another thrilling thread.


  • #6
    StereoLove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭StereoLove


    That's bad


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  • #7
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Plenty more fish in the sea


  • #8
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Who was it?? you point him out and we'll all batter him.


  • #9
    Rothmans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,807 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    Nicky Byrne wrote: »
    Cheer up man just be happy, things will get better. Be happy and remember to keep smiling ! :)


    I think the OP should expect a sex joke with regard to his *ahem* performance . . anytime now.


  • #10
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I thought you didn't have a girlfriend OP, what with you forcing your muscles on all other women.


  • #11
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Rudy Obnoxious Piranha wrote: »
    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

    fetch her an ashtray? :confused:


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  • #12
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    Your name is CorkMan. If you were doin' your bedroom duties and getting on top she wouldn't be exhausted!

    You can't expect them to do the ironin', cookin', cleanin' and waiting on you, hand and foot, Monday - Monday & Friday - Friday 24/7/365 and when it comes to the bedroom, you slack off!

    You should be ashamed! When she gets out she's not to lift so much as a baby finger for a month! Gives her plenty of time to regain strength for the Christmas dinner.


  • #13
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Great thread again mate.

    Keep up the quality work, forever, making boards a better place.


  • #14
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    fetch her an ashtray? :confused:

    nope, you slow down and use a lubricant


  • #15
    30txsbzmcu2k9w
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭30txsbzmcu2k9w


    did you sprain your wrist?


  • #16
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Ah! I thought you'd bored her into a coma.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5b_V68mQ9k


  • #17
    Easily_Irritated
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Easily_Irritated


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    You have noone to blame but yourself...

    :D


  • #18
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    If we all dig deep and pull together she'll be alright.


  • #19
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Rudy Obnoxious Piranha wrote: »
    nope, you slow down and use a lubricant

    sucks.


  • #20
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.


    Has she been reading your threads then?


  • #21
    dave1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,604 ✭✭✭dave1982


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    Why are you not out getting your hole :D


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  • #22
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    CorkMan wrote: »
    She is in cos of exhaustion.

    maby she is just bored of you and needed to get away!


  • #23
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    dave1982 wrote: »
    Why are you not out getting your hole :D
    We really do need a fapping while crying smiley....


  • #24
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    sucks.

    So does your.... ah feck it, couldn't be arsed


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Has she been reading your threads then?

    we are a bit mean to the male :D


  • #26
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    hondasam wrote: »
    we are a bit mean to the male :D
    Death by Snu Snu springs to mind. :D


  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Mozoltov! wrote: »
    Death by Snu Snu springs to mind. :D

    is it contagious:D


  • #28
    Gi joe!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭Gi joe!


    Sorry about that op, next time I'll go a little easier on her.


  • #29
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    hondasam wrote: »
    is it contagious:D
    Yeah but don't worry, you can only catch it once. :p


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    myself and Always A Dub could cheer him up:p


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  • #31
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    She cant pull that plough all day OP. Shes not a horse.


  • #32
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Great thread again mate.

    Keep up the quality work, forever, making boards a better place.

    Subscribe, mate ;)

    Nice post count there, by the way.


  • #33
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Subscribe, mate ;)

    Nice post count there.
    Think it's fair to say this thread has now jumped the shark....


  • #34
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.


  • #35
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    Probably because nobody cared.


  • #36
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.
    Enlighten us?


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  • #37
    yizorselves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭yizorselves


    I imagine it is exhausting listening to a Cork accent all day


  • #38
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    we assumed she lied just to get away from you !


  • #39
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    We're sitting at our computers at 2am on a Sunday morning, we don't really care about the wit behind your thread.


  • #40
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    CorkMan wrote: »
    BTW I am suprised that no-one has got what I meant.

    Did Timmy fall down the well again? I hate this thread and I hate that I'm reading this crap sober.


  • #41
    khmk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    Damn you Corkman and your deliberately misleading kinky name


    You corked her up the wazoo i presume?


    Try holding her nostrils and blowing through the mouth.


    Although this can sometimes result in the state of "blown gash".



    If it holds then you have "more cushion for the pushin", and you reach level 2.


    Either way, look out for the edgy midget.


    the dirty bastard.


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  • #42
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14BaI7HrtjY


    I got the magic stick. I'll have her up early in the morning moaning.

    I got the magic stick, I show all the hottest chicks maaagic.


  • #43
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Like you have a girlfriend.


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