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Nurse..possible job loss!

shuvly

Was hit with this today...being AH..I need a laugh, so hit me..I may need alternative modes of employment..

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shuvly

Anyhoo, there was me, barely a nurse, and I did wear a unifoirm then,..hated tights, was a suspenders gal, anyhoo, was told to do a shave, there was a gak there holking his hand, I asked her to go out, he asked her to stay..I then found out that it was a tonsillectomy and that was his suster....love my job

K-9

shuvly wrote: »

Anyhoo, there was me, barely a nurse, and I did wear a unifoirm then,..hated tights, was a suspenders gal, anyhoo, was told to do a shave, there was a gak there holking his hand, I asked her to go out, he asked her to stay..I then found out that it was a tonsillectomy and that was his suster....love my job

Huh?

Anyway, you had me at suspenders.

shuvly

Did the hole(!!!)) story earlier, but,,(but was involved. in a big wY)..BUt now am off but lock..(or cap lovk, couldny poss say it again) ..am listening to van the van on me heads thats saying baby plarse dont go...he b is a bit of my religion on a bad nite..ease my trublre,..end of story..ease my trouble..dont wanna lose my job..end of..bought my house im shiyr times...but dont want to lose my litle house..nite nite

Fizman

shuvly wrote: »

Did the hole(!!!)) story earlier, but,,(but was involved. in a big wY)..BUt now am off but lock..(or cap lovk, couldny poss say it again) ..am listening to van the van on me heads thats saying baby plarse dont go...he b is a bit of my religion on a bad nite..ease my trublre,..end of story..ease my trouble..dont wanna lose my job..end of..bought my house im shiyr times...but dont want to lose my litle house..nite nite

I want to be on you.

K-9

shuvly wrote: »

Did the hole(!!!)) story earlier, but,,(but was involved. in a big wY)..BUt now am off but lock..(or cap lovk, couldny poss say it again) ..am listening to van the van on me heads thats saying baby plarse dont go...he b is a bit of my religion on a bad nite..ease my trublre,..end of story..ease my trouble..dont wanna lose my job..end of..bought my house im shiyr times...but dont want to lose my litle house..nite nite

Ah pet, we'll just have to struggle on, all in the same boat. Van the Man is brilliant.

I lost my house a few years ago, different reasons, split and all that. I've a 12 year old to remind me what is more important than bricks and mortar.The Bank will talk to you if you can come up with some money.

As good ould Frank said:

shuvly

Fizman wrote: »

I want to be on you.

ok,book the church and the fastest car avaiable..\i am there...no more ****in weddings/christenings/deaths/bar..****in..mitchvas..or anything else remotely family like....I am a nobody out of ****ing here! end of ****in of.....

In real feckin speak...wtf...lol...ats...miu...lua...lmao(I particularly hate this **** as well as thee fekin ha ha feckin "lol"..get a lol fewckin lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...am limited with the language i use here but if I wasn't I would tell ye to **** right off

shuvly

I a apologise fir the swaering that i did, but i am mega fuked off..I am not usually a quiet one, and I dont think I will be,aka me ma , **** em, if I am going dowmn, I will take the over paid admin feckers with me..:):):)( and we will now take the vote from the admin jury:mad::mad::mad:)............................:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

I really dont understand the relevance of wot I just did, but I love you all...barry.

Setun

Barry?! LMAO!

DonJose

Bet you have some head on you this morning, what do nurses take for hangovers

phill106

K-9 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-UftBHk9A

Exactly what was in my head, but was far too lazy to youtube!

scientific1982

Loads of jobs for nurses overseas. Id try the north if you've commitments at home.

hal9000

*checks watch: get this nurse a fry up & paracetamol STAT

phill106

I'm still wondering why a nurse was asked to shave someone for a tonsillectomy...

fenris

Hairy tongue?

Naos

phill106 wrote: »

I'm still wondering why a nurse was asked to shave someone for a tonsillectomy...

Possibly why she lost her job...

I'm just kidding Shuvly, I'm sure you're an extremely competent nurse.

phill106

I ad a tonsillectomy at 19. Don't recall any extras on offer

Big Nasty

Great read that!