Would you date a little person?

The Boss Of You

So I was watching The Time Bandits the other night and it had midgets/dwarfs in it, they're quite small so my question is would you date a little person? I think I wouldn't let it stop me dating someone.

easyeason3

I could be classed as a midget without my heels on

d.anthony

No, I could never stoop that low.

AlmightyCushion

No, my cock would be too big for them.

Venom

Don't let it get you down easyeason3.

The Boss Of You

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

No, my cock would be too big for them.

That's a fowl comment

James Bong 79

depends if he could talk snow white into a three way or not......

starbelgrade

I hit the back of another car on my way home today. I was driving a bit too fast & couldn't brake in time. A midget got out and said "I am not happy". Then I said, "well than which dwarf are you?"

Princess Peach

I think I'd give it a go, if he was a nice guy sure.

Also for some reason I bet he'd try harder to please me.

alwaysadub

I've been called a midget many times, so it'd be nice to be the tall one for once

mink_man

no.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I dated an illiterate midget once.

In retrospect it wasn't big and it wasn't clever

Chuchoter

This thread is rather offensive....

AlmightyCushion

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think I'd give it a go

But you've been dating Mario for years and he's practically a midget.

Saila

The Boss Of You wrote: »

That's a fowl comment

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starbelgrade

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think I'd give it a go, if he was a nice guy sure.

Also for some reason I bet he'd try harder to please me.

That's true.

A female friend of mine had a one night stand with a midget.

Within a few minutes she had climaxed eight times. She told him he was the best lay she'd had in years.

"If you think that was good," said the midget,

"Just wait till I get both legs in there"

The Boss Of You

crayolastereo wrote: »

This thread is rather offensive....

The thread is an interesting one...but there seems to be a lota hate for the lil peeps

Princess Peach

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

But you've been dating Mario for years and he's practically a midget.

I have never dated Mario! He saves me all the time, and gets nothing.

If I give it up, he'll just leave me Like every man!

chucken1

Im a little person

krudler

Princess Peach wrote: »

I have never dated Mario! He saves me all the time, and gets nothing.

If I give it up, he'll just leave me Like every man!

cocktease :pac:

starbelgrade

chucken1 wrote: »

Im a little person

*looks around*

Who said that?

chucken1

starbelgrade wrote: »

*looks around*

Who said that?

*kicks starbelgrades ankles *

Mr Benevolent

You'd have to drink plenty of shorts.

Leelaa22

I dont know. I wouldnt knock it till Ive tired it.

Xavi6

I wouldn't be able for all the small talk.

Gran Hermano

Some might say slagging dwarves is the lowest form of wit.

Pompey Magnus

Its not for everybody

Mahatma coat

Exactly what is the cutoff point to be classified as a midget instead of a Short person.

I went out with a Girl for years who was over a Foot Shorter than me, I wouldnt really be inclined to try anything smaller than that for fear that I'd end up a hunchback.

Wibbs

chucken1 wrote: »

*kicks starbelgrades ankles and head butts him in the nutz *

FYP

OutlawPete

Yeah, no problem - is she was hot.

I actually thought I did shag a midget once, a midget nun to be precise.

In the end, turned out it was just a penguin.

falan

I'll date whatever i can get..

Leelaa22

falan wrote: »

I'll date whatever i can get..

awh I think its time to quite a little Judge Judy here
"Better to be alone than desperate"

Thats what I tell myself every day



*hangs head in sadness*

kowloon

The Boss Of You wrote: »

That's a fowl comment

Poultry talk belongs in Agriculture or Animal and Pet Issues, and remember, they're not midgets, they're bantams.

Senna

I dated a "little person" for a few months a long number of years ago. She was very nice and we got on great. The height difference did take a few dates to get used to and there was the occasional stare from morons out in public. I broke up with her in the end because she was just so tight with money, every time we went out and something had to be paid for it was the same old story "Would you mind getting this, i'm a little short"

meglome

If she'd wear a schoolgirl outfit all the time... sure.

minister poxbottle

Op how low can you get,

no really.

a-k-47

20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

Dwaegon

a-k-47 wrote: »

20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

How exactly is that creepy?

Seaneh

a-k-47 wrote: »

20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

fairly ****ty that you think its creepy to date a little person. What exactly would be wrong with it?

smellslikeshoes

a-k-47 wrote: »

20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

How is having the ability to look past such an insignificant fault as height creepy?

Lando Griffin

Only on December 21st.

bonerm

After several hours of consideration I have decided : Midget = yes. Dwarf = no.

Sorry to all dwarves reading this.

biko

No, because I'm racist.

u140acro3xs7dm

I'm not heightist but......

Call Me Jimmy

I voted yes, not sure why.

phil1nj

Senna wrote: »

I dated a "little person" for a few months a long number of years ago. She was very nice and we got on great. The height difference did take a few dates to get used to and there was the occasional stare from morons out in public. I broke up with her in the end because she was just so tight with money, every time we went out and something had to be paid for it was the same old story "Would you mind getting this, i'm a little short"

You dated a "little person"? Did she ever go up on you?:D

Calibos

I Voted......Every once in a while, along comes a thread in AH which shows us the kind of people some posters really are. Sure, I'm almost as likely as anyone else to make a pun about someones weird death in America or something like that where I know I won't offend the dead person and I wont offend the relatives because they will never see the thread. Heres a thread that could be read by the subjects of the thread though. But sure fcuk it, I don't care, I am protected by my keyboard and monitor.

I dare any of you to say these things to a real small persons face. You nasty cowards!

FYI, I am of average build and height and normally I don't like people who get offended on other peoples behalf, but .........FFS lads.

Anyway, at least I was able to mine the thread for more names to add to the list of people who's posts I might read in a different light in future now that I know they are nasty fcuks.

phil1nj

Calibos wrote: »

I Voted......Every once in a while, along comes a thread in AH which shows us the kind of people some posters really are. Sure, I'm almost as likely as anyone else to make a pun about someones weird death in America or something like that where I know I won't offend the dead person and I wont offend the relatives because they will never see the thread. Heres a thread that could be read by the subjects of the thread though. But sure fcuk it, I don't care, I am protected by my keyboard and monitor.

I dare any of you to say these things to a real small persons face. You nasty cowards!

FYI, I am of average build and height and normally I don't like people who get offended on other peoples behalf, but .........FFS lads.

Anyway, at least I was able to mine the thread for more names to add to the list of people who's posts I might read in a different light in future now that I know they are nasty fcuks.

I'm 7 foot 9, so every person is a small person to me.

Duggy747

It be impossible for me to date a munchkin small person, I'm too tall. I'd have to get on my hands and knees just to give her a peck on the cheek (slight exaggeration?)

We'd look like this walking down the street:

l.

Pookah

Calibos wrote: »

I Voted......Every once in a while, along comes a thread in AH which shows us the kind of people some posters really are. Sure, I'm almost as likely as anyone else to make a pun about someones weird death in America or something like that where I know I won't offend the dead person and I wont offend the relatives because they will never see the thread. Heres a thread that could be read by the subjects of the thread though. But sure fcuk it, I don't care, I am protected by my keyboard and monitor.

I dare any of you to say these things to a real small persons face. You nasty cowards!

FYI, I am of average build and height and normally I don't like people who get offended on other peoples behalf, but .........FFS lads.

Anyway, at least I was able to mine the thread for more names to add to the list of people who's posts I might read in a different light in future now that I know they are nasty fcuks.

A bit lacking in sensitivity when posting for lols, perhaps, but nasty fucks is a little harsh.

They're only jokes.

Do all midgets lack a sense of humour concerning their condition?

the_syco

I may date a little person, but not a midget. Midgets are tiny. "Little people" are anything under the 5 foot mark :P