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Would you date a little person?

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  • 17-11-2010 11:45pm
    #1
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭


    So I was watching The Time Bandits the other night and it had midgets/dwarfs in it, they're quite small so my question is would you date a little person? I think I wouldn't let it stop me dating someone.

    Would you date a little person? 30 votes

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    #2
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I could be classed as a midget without my heels on :o


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    #3
    d.anthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    No, I could never stoop that low.


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    #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No, my cock would be too big for them.


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    #5
    Venom
    Registered Users Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Venom


    Don't let it get you down easyeason3.


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    #6
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭The Boss Of You


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    No, my cock would be too big for them.

    That's a fowl comment


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    James Bong 79
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭James Bong 79


    depends if he could talk snow white into a three way or not......


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    #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I hit the back of another car on my way home today. I was driving a bit too fast & couldn't brake in time. A midget got out and said "I am not happy". Then I said, "well than which dwarf are you?"


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    #9
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I think I'd give it a go, if he was a nice guy sure.

    Also for some reason I bet he'd try harder to please me.


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    #10
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I've been called a midget many times, so it'd be nice to be the tall one for once :D


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    #11
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    no.


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    #12
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    I dated an illiterate midget once.

    In retrospect it wasn't big and it wasn't clever


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    #13
    Chuchoter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    This thread is rather offensive.... :/


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    #14
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I think I'd give it a go

    But you've been dating Mario for years and he's practically a midget.


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    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    The Boss Of You wrote: »
    That's a fowl comment

    :notes users post count:


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I think I'd give it a go, if he was a nice guy sure.

    Also for some reason I bet he'd try harder to please me.

    That's true.

    A female friend of mine had a one night stand with a midget.

    Within a few minutes she had climaxed eight times. She told him he was the best lay she'd had in years.

    "If you think that was good," said the midget,

    "Just wait till I get both legs in there"


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    #17
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭The Boss Of You


    crayolastereo wrote: »
    This thread is rather offensive.... :/

    The thread is an interesting one...but there seems to be a lota hate for the lil peeps


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    #18
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    But you've been dating Mario for years and he's practically a midget.

    I have never dated Mario! He saves me all the time, and gets nothing.

    If I give it up, he'll just leave me :( Like every man!


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    #19
    chucken1
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    Im a little person :confused:


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    #20
    krudler
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I have never dated Mario! He saves me all the time, and gets nothing.

    If I give it up, he'll just leave me :( Like every man!

    cocktease :pac:


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    #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Im a little person :confused:


    *looks around*

    Who said that?


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    #22
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    *looks around*

    Who said that?

    *kicks starbelgrades ankles :D*


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    #23
    Mr Benevolent
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    You'd have to drink plenty of shorts.


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    #24
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    I dont know. I wouldnt knock it till Ive tired it.


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    #25
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I wouldn't be able for all the small talk.


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    #26
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Some might say slagging dwarves is the lowest form of wit.


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    #27
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Its not for everybody


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    #28
    Mahatma coat
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    Exactly what is the cutoff point to be classified as a midget instead of a Short person.

    I went out with a Girl for years who was over a Foot Shorter than me, I wouldnt really be inclined to try anything smaller than that for fear that I'd end up a hunchback.


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    chucken1 wrote: »
    *kicks starbelgrades ankles and head butts him in the nutz :D*
    FYP :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #30
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Yeah, no problem - is she was hot.

    I actually thought I did shag a midget once, a midget nun to be precise.

    In the end, turned out it was just a penguin.


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    #31
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    I'll date whatever i can get..


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