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Sharing your food

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  • 17-11-2010 5:34pm
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    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭


    I share an office with 2 other guys and a few times a week one of them eats a banana in the afternoon...and every single time offers me some. I find stupid things funny anyway, but i just think this is the funniest thing ever!!! Who shares a banana ffs??? Id offer crisps, a packet of sweets...but a banana?! The worse thing is he offers me some, starts munching it in front of me goin "hmmm...are you sure?".

    Am i losin it?Im trying to not burst out laughin here while hes munchin away.Do you share food no matter what it is?


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    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Yes, we share everything in my office. If I have an icepop, then all 33 of us in the office get one suck each, then it starts again at the beginning til all you have left is the orange stick.


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    In-YOUR-end-oh.


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    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Does he want you to eat the banana from one end while he eats from the other with the promise of seeing what happens when you both get to the middle?


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    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I try to let as many people as possible have some of my yoghurt.


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    seanbmc
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    Sure he's not taking the piss Op? :pac:.


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    citizen_p
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    its worse when people ask for somthing you dont want to share.
    i know a lad who always asks for a bite of somthing.

    id be enjoying a roll and then "gives a bite a dat".


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    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    he saying "do you want to taste my banana" work it out op.


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    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Hate it when people just take a chip off your plate when they have gotten something healthy. **** off and and get your own!


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    TOOYOUNGTODIE
    Registered Users Posts: 124 ✭✭TOOYOUNGTODIE


    i dont share food. period


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    OutlawPete
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    Ooh matron ...


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    AssaultedPeanut
    Registered Users Posts: 806 ✭✭✭AssaultedPeanut


    Joey doesn't share food!:mad:


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    What's with people in their office jobs not doing any bloody work...
    Oh wait


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    thenightrider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭thenightrider


    The only thing i would share is a bag of sweets or ask someone if they wanted a chewing gum if there breath smelled lol


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    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    OP can i offer you a salad with "Johnn's Own" creamy dressing?


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    Wolf Club
    Closed Accounts Posts: 417 ✭✭Wolf Club


    That wasn't a banana, Dougal.


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    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    OP offer him some of your pie, although make sure it doesn't have any fish in it.


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    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    seanbmc wrote: »
    Sure he's not taking the piss Op? :pac:.
    I swear hes genuinely just "sharing" nothing weird behind it. Hes in his 60s and totally harmless. But im the one with the manky mind and think what Pete posted..which also makes me laugh and slightly feel sick at the same time lol!
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Ooh matron ...


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    #19
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Hehe


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    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    TOOYOUNGTODIE wrote: »
    i dont share food. period

    Why would anyone share period :(


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    #21
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Crips - hold your hand out & i will dispense a few crips into it. (yes i refuse to say crisps) but you shall not place your possibly feaces contaminated hand in the bag to snatch-a-snack.
    Can of coke - your a dirty dog if you even ask. Thats a no. Girlfriend/very attractive girl; go on then...
    Mars bar - sit n spin mo-fo. F off.
    Chips - take one but make sure your paws are clean. Keep away from the portion of curry though.
    Frozen treat ie; magnum/ hb feast - don't even look at me.
    Chinese/indian curry - i won't share but if i have any left when im finished you can have it. Peasant.
    Soup - you want a slap? Increbibly i was once asked for a slurp of a bowl of soup. Student days. I said no.
    Pint of beer - c'mon you know what the answer is.
    Burger - don't be dizzgusting. Nae nae never. Thats just unhygenic.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Often share stuff with the lads in work I'm good friends with, we would have no problem taking a fork of food off each other's plates or picking out something nice with our hand. Even without asking sometimes :D

    No problem giving or talking a mouthful of a drink either.


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    #23
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I used to work with someone who regularly asked for half my sandwich/ salad plate/ pasta/ soup :eek: & once asked for a sup of my coffee.

    She is a manky bitch that could never take a hint because I never offered her any food even after she asked. I think she had a phobia about spending money, particularly on necessities like food.


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    #24
    squeakyduck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    If I'm hungry, drunk, tired, upset or hormonal just FECK OFF! I will bite and have bitten on occasion...just be warned!

    I'm usually one of those at all times! :P


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    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    No i do not share my food :(

    People just never eat your food right, last time i shared my milkybar, the milkybar kid came back be-headed! :eek:


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    J2D2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭J2D2


    JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!
    And nor do I!!


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    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    It's a jail thing.
    People in jail share all their food. So when they get out, it's a hard habit to break.


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    #28
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    anniehoo wrote: »
    I share an office with 2 other guys and a few times a week one of them eats a banana in the afternoon...and every single time offers me some. I find stupid things funny anyway, but i just think this is the funniest thing ever!!! Who shares a banana ffs??? Id offer crisps, a packet of sweets...but a banana?! The worse thing is he offers me some, starts munching it in front of me goin "hmmm...are you sure?".

    Am i losin it?Im trying to not burst out laughin here while hes munchin away.Do you share food no matter what it is?

    Food yes, heroin no.


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    #29
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Will share anything. wouldn't really offer a banana off hand though heh.
    In india everybody shares everybodies food at lunch, leads to good eatin


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    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Will share anything. wouldn't really offer a banana off hand though heh.
    In india everybody shares everybodies food at lunch, leads to good eatin

    Same with the Arabs or with tapas in Spain. Dip the fingers in, and I just trust everyone has washed their hand. I don't dwell on it.

    I love the communal aspect to it.


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    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Will share anything.

    You just wouldn't really though. Your hungry & your chomping on a tasty burger & your mate says here!...givizz (/gets slightly sick in mouth) abera dat? lunging with gnashing teeth in your direction.
    Your going to happily hand your grub over? Possibly even politely humming as you place it in his claw-like hand? Even though your so enraged by the request in your head your screaming no no noooooooo.... gouging your thumbs into your eyes?

    Not going to happen. Well for me anyway. I'l offer chips but not a food item that requires direct oral contact.<(pun) Seriously, its not hygenic.

    Frozen treats, burgers, kebabs are a double no no. Any delicious handheld savoury or sweet food product is personal to you.

    Would you share an ice cream?


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