If you could buy a lb of Cocaine for $9,000, and sell it for $150,000, would you?

CorkMan

In Colombia you can get a pound of cocaine for $9,000. That is worth $27,000 in America, but you dilute it on average 5 or 6 times them. Up to a total of $150,000.

If you could get away with it, would you? I sure would.

Biggins

No.

fonecrusher1

Go for it!

TeddyTedson

I'd do it for a few 100. I'd love to get into the market but it's hard to get into to. Alot of competition.

candy-gal1

If i had 9.000$ then i could think of a lot more uses for it.

Lemsiper

Yes, you'd be a fúcking idiot to answer no to this question.

Jumpy

SNOOOOOWMAAAAAAAAN

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2010/scarface-snowman.jpg

Mr Benevolent

No. I'm not from Cork, I have a soul. On an aside, Cork people are worse than ginger people. Much worse.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

If I could get away with it yes I would.

maxxie

no gard no I would not

TeddyTedson

Great thread OP. I know this is going to be epic!!
I'll offer 7.

bonerm

No. I'd just snort it all and then run around wildly like a kid who's had too much sugar.

FreudianSlippers

I'd do it.

Biggins

bonerm wrote: »

No. I'd just snort it all and then run around wildly like a kid who's had too much sugar.

Your really Paris Hilton aren't you?

bonerm

Jumpy wrote: »

SNOOOOOWMAAAAAAAAN

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2010/scarface-snowman.jpg

Feliz Navidad cok-a-roch

Rented Mule

It used to be much cheaper to buy a key in the 80s.

fonecrusher1

Confab wrote: »

No. I'm not from Cork, I have a soul. On an aside, Cork people are worse than ginger people. Much worse.

And you madam are a grade-A thanks whore. Ive noticed any post with a cork bashing theme gets the dub thanks zombies clicking. duuurrr click click click....

bonerm

What's the current VAT on cocaine?

Ronin247

Then you end up in prison with a 6'6" cellmate teaching you to play "mummies and daddies"...............ok daddy get over here and suck mummy's d*ck

punchdrunk

eh I wouldn't ted,no

digme

candy-gal1 wrote: »

If i had 9.000$ then i could think of a lot more uses for it.

ya buying pretty little shoes is it....... :rolleyes:

digme

bonerm wrote: »

What's the current VAT on cocaine?

it's vat free in the dail.

bonerm

digme wrote: »

it's vat free in the dail.

I heard it's free-free in the dail .... and 96fm.

J. Marston

Oh yeah definitely, then go around to playgrounds and sell it as extra-fizzy sherbert. Would make a killing.

Heyes

Id like to just have the 9k

Lemsiper

Rented Mule wrote: »

It used to be much cheaper to buy a key in the 80s.

Ya, pretty much everything else was, too.

Carl Sagan

I'd take the 9000, rent a **** apartment and grow a lot of weed. If I wanted to be a dealer that is.

southsiderosie

No. Drug dealers are the scum of the earth, and cause nothing but death and misery. :mad:

Biggins

Lemsiper wrote: »

Yes, you'd be a fúcking idiot to answer no to this question.

I'm an idiot then that will sleep well with a clear conscience, and won't when awake, have to be always looking over my shoulder for the long arm of the law to try and grab me.

Each to their own. I like my families good name and wish to preserve it.

bonerm

southsiderosie wrote: »

No. Drug dealers are the scum of the earth

Agreed. A pox on the men who sold pints and nurofen to poor Neil Prenderville. His life is ruined now because of drugs.

alex73

CorkMan wrote: »

In Colombia you can get a pound of cocaine for $9,000. That is worth $27,000 in America, but you dilute it on average 5 or 6 times them. Up to a total of $150,000.

If you could get away with it, would you? I sure would.

Dealing in Drugs is the exact same as selling your soul to the devil. Without a doubt you "could" make money, but its a path of no return, you can't just walk away once you have made your money, you are linked to the drug underworld for the rest of your life.

There is no such thing as a sensible drug dealer.

kowloon

I would leave small piles of it on peoples doorsteps for free, all the hip dealers are doing it these days.

southsiderosie

bonerm wrote: »

Agreed. A pox on the men who sold pints and nurofen to poor Neil Prenderville. His life is ruined now because of drugs.

The production of beer and nurofen doesn't fuel civil wars in poor countries, and the sale of both doesn't involve gun-toting 15-year olds and urban pockets of addition that have laid waste to two going on three generations. Cocaine on the other hand...

Spore

For all you wannabe drug dealers out there have a read of this before you make up your mind:

http://projects.latimes.com/mexico-drug-war/#/its-a-war

A recent choice entry in Mexico's Drug War:

Bodies are dangled headless from highway overpasses. Heads turn up in ice chests and trash bags. Corpses are found marked by torture wounds and taunting, hand-scrawled messages. Body parts, rearranged for humiliating effect, are left for all to see.

Mexicans have watched the carnage — at first with horror and disbelief, but increasingly with a stunned fatigue as drug-trafficking gangs try to one-up rivals or scare authorities with new heights of savagery.

Sorry to be preachy but if I thought my mates would do what you're proposing I would turn them in without batting an eyelid. Coke tears central American countries apart. Simple as.

TeddyTedson

alex73 wrote: »

Dealing in Drugs is the exact same as selling your soul to the devil. Without a doubt you "could" make money, but its a path of no return, you can't just walk away once you have made your money, you are linked to the drug underworld for the rest of your life.

There is no such thing as a sensible drug dealer.

There's also no such thing as the "devil". Fact!

Biggins

TeddyTedson wrote: »

There's also no such thing as the "devil". Fact!

Have you met Simon Cowell?

zuroph

Spore wrote: »

Coke tears central American countries apart. Simple as.

meh, I won't be living there, I'll be living in my balla coke funded penthouse, chillin wit my bitches, bathing in champagne.

Naikon

Probably not. Would be worth it if you weren't caught though. Would take some balls.

mcmoustache

southsiderosie wrote: »

The production of beer and nurofen doesn't fuel civil wars in poor countries, and the sale of both doesn't involve gun-toting 15-year olds and urban pockets of addition that have laid waste to two going on three generations. Cocaine on the other hand...

When beer was banned in the States, organised crime thrived. It's the prohibition on drugs that......

....actually, I'm not getting into this. I's been done to death.



*walks away slowly*

marglin

ya i would if i could almost definitely get away with it, it's all about risk vs return.

On the other hand if i wanted to make alot of money by saddling people with huge debts they're never going to pay back, causing alot of misery for alot of people I'd become a banker, far far less chance of going to prison too.:D

southsiderosie

mcmoustache wrote: »

When beer was banned in the States, organised crime thrived. It's the prohibition on drugs that......

....actually, I'm not getting into this. I's been done to death.

*walks away slowly*

Even if it were legal, and the profit margins were huge, I would never ever sell cocaine, crack, heroin or meth, and I would think poorly of anyone who did.

Lemsiper

Biggins wrote: »

I'm an idiot then that will sleep well with a clear conscience, and won't when awake, have to be always looking over my shoulder for the long arm of the law to try and grab me.

Each to their own. I like my families good name and wish to preserve it.

How do you know your family has a good name? Is it because you say so?

Biggins

Lemsiper wrote: »

How do you know your family has a good name? Is it because you say so?

Because everyone I've spoken to, has said so!

strobe

Sure, why not. Some people want cocaine. Might as well be money in my pocket rather than anyone elses.

strobe

southsiderosie wrote: »

Even if it were legal, and the profit margins were huge, I would never ever sell cocaine, crack, heroin or meth, and I would think poorly of anyone who did.

Do you think badly of barmen? Or newsagent staff?

ToniTuddle

If there was a guarantee of not getting caught.........

I'd be seriously tempted to do it as a once off!

-Corkie-

I would buy it definitley. Thats because I need it for my own use when I see pointless threads from fellow Corkmen every week on A/H...

Biggins

Jericho. wrote: »

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Jericho.

Ah, thanks, that's what I was trying to do.

sdanseo

Lemsiper wrote: »

Yes, you'd be a fúcking idiot to answer no to this question.

Guess that makes me a fúcking idiot then.

Does that constitute personal abuse? Mods! :pac:

Biggins

Jericho. wrote: »

Ah, thanks, that's what I was trying to do.

Welcome, the credit is yours.