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Mad things you'd get up to in school.

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    #62
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    In primary school pushing lads into the girls toilet on the understanding that boys setting foot in the girls toilet were "cissies". Innocent times.


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    #63
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Shaving off lads eyebrows


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    #64
    gitzy16v
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v


    There was a lot of stabbings with pens and compasses going on.
    Great fun had by all.


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    #65
    Pivot Eoin
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Pivot Eoin


    Kidnapping the Dean, rolling him up in a carpet and throwing him off a bridge. Great craic.


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    #66
    branie2
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    Never did it myself, but a bunch of lads from my secondary school ran through the corridors of the girls' school one day.


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    #67
    gitzy16v
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v


    branie2 wrote: »
    Never did it myself, but a bunch of lads from my secondary school ran through the corridors of the girls' school one day.

    Mad fcuking bastards!!!


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    #68
    telecinesk
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭telecinesk


    I can wratchet this up a notch. I recall fights in classroom and the lads grabbing any kind of book on the shelf and flinging them around. Unreal to witness as a 14yr old.. Enclosed a copy of the school rules handed out to us in 1985 (yeah its That long ago) when a new principle arrived to kick ass. Oh yeah, a "christian" brother, irony in that itself, He didnt last long in the end amusingly.
    Also, a letter I literally found on the road a few yrs later, apparently someone got suspended, no doubt it never reached the said parents it was addressed to. Its dated 5th May92, Ive covered who's school it came from, but someone can put 2 and 2 together lol.I wonder how "Ian" turned out. . happy days..


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    #69
    darkdubh
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    Might have mentioned this in passing before but in secondary school circa 89/90 we used to have an hour study time unsupervised in a classroom with no teacher,there was a VCR and telly in the room and I remember someone would bring in videos to watch, at first they were stuff like one of the Porky's films and 9 And A Half Weeks (we would fast forward to the sexy scenes) then graduated to softcore stuff like Electric Blue. Finally a hardcore porn film was brought in. There was unbearable tension at the anticipation of watching it and the fear that a teacher might walk in.


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    #70
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I remember some of the lads were pea shooting with a little piece of paper through a pen. We had a substitute teacher and we were taking advantage of that and just kept talking when he told us to stop.

    One of the boys pea shooted in the teacher's direction and the little piece of paper landed right on the side of his cheek but he didn't notice. Mean but we all started collectively laughing and he started freaking out saying "what are ya's laughing at? Why do ya's keep on laughing?" which only made us worse. Feel a bit bad about that now :/

    Someone left a condom (unused) on the teacher's desk before too which they went mad about.

    I remember a guy in German drawing Swastikas on his copy book and the teacher flipped and threw a duster at him.

    Also in first year, around October, i remember doing a lap of the school to get to the next class. The halls were packed and someone shouted "banger" and you'd have to leg it. Happened a few times.

    It was some ones birthday before and they were going to get egged after school but they got away and the fella who had the egg threw it on a teacher's car while she was in it in a sort of "ah **** it, I'll get her car instead" kind of way :/


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    #71
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    The worst thing I did was feign confusion for about half an hour in biology class wasting time when the teacher explained that the liver fluke possessed both sex organs :)


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    #72
    EPAndlee
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    Throwing bangers in bins
    Gluing money to the floor and watch people trying to pick it up
    Getting 10 people to walk in single file behind a random person without them noticing
    Playing football in the corridor
    Trying to make a new teacher cry
    Shouting 'is gay' after the teacher calls out someones name on the roll call
    Shouting '****in hell' after the teacher says an interesting fact. Fr Ted reference

    The list goes on and on


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