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Blowing your horn

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  • 10-11-2010 10:41pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭


    Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
    What is the story with this?
    I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
    What do they think they are going to achieve?
    And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not in the one in their pants) at me.
    What is the story with this?
    I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
    What do they think they are going to achieve?
    And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

    did you have something stuck to your shoes


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Blowing your horn

    I am disappoint


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    I always thought it was 'beeping your horn' blowing it just sounds wrong :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I thought this thread was gonna be about someones party trick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Get off the road.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I wouldn't mind having my horn blown right now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,917 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
    What is the story with this?
    I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
    What do they think they are going to achieve?
    And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?
    Are you hot?


  • Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭-Leelo-


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
    What is the story with this?
    I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
    What do they think they are going to achieve?
    And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

    I'm a lazy bitch so whenever I see a woman (I'm assumng you're a woman??) out walking I always think Fair Play to ya for not being a lazy swine like me, Maybe they were giving you some moral support!? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Were you on the footpath or road? City or country?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    You forgot to wear pants again didn't you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Like most here, I just presumed this thread was about Auto-Fellatio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Were you on the footpath or road? City or country?


    On a well lit footpath.

    OVERHEAL: I was wearing a tracksuit & hoodie so I don't think 'hot' would have come into it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Did you stoop and scoop???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    EASY Season - were you clothed?


    EDIT:
    easyeason3 wrote: »
    I was wearing a tracksuit & hoodie so I don't think 'hot' would have come into it.

    thong - fullness in the butt and see through trackie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭Truff Puff


    To answer your question. I presume the honkers are referring to "Dogging" click on the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)

    Check out dogging spots near you: http://www.swing4ireland.com/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    sligopark wrote: »
    EASY Season - were you clothed?


    EDIT:



    thong - fullness in the butt and see through trackie?


    See though trackie????
    Do they exist?
    But no. It was a nice warm, fully covered tracksuit. And the hoodie was loose so the boobies weren't bouncing around in full view.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Is there a porno of you circulating your neighbourhood?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    Truff Puff wrote: »
    Check out dogging spots near you: http://www.swing4ireland.com/

    WARNING: pay for site

    easyeason3 wrote: »
    See though trackie????
    Do they exist?

    yep pretty much
    easyeason3 wrote: »
    But no. It was a nice warm, fully covered tracksuit. And the hoodie was loose so the boobies weren't bouncing around in full view.


    Bar the local porno video the only conclusion to make is that you are a fit horny well put together chick whose body shines through your track suit

    other than that they were warning you aboout Guards waiting round the corner


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Perhaps you shouldn't be walking with your cock out again Mr. Prendeville.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Is there a porno of you circulating your neighbourhood?

    No.
    Seriously though, I was walking along getting beeped at so I thought I obviously have toilet roll stuck to my ass or something. At one stage I stopped in front of a shop front to make sure the arse of my tracksuit had not ripped even though I checked.
    I presume they were boy racers out messing. I can't think of any other explanation.
    But it makes me very feel awkward.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Sisko


    Its simple, the people in the cars thought you were attractive and wanted to let you know. I assume they were not on their own in the car and they had at least one friend in there with them. The beeping at an attractive women would 'up the buzz in the atmosphere of the car'.


    I've been in a car with my mates where they've done this, but more stranger still 3 times in the past 4 years I've had women do this to me. Which generally leaves me in a pretty confused state as I'm no Brad Pitt and well , yea never know with women if they're being genuine or taking the piss. :confused:


    Anyway, no op. They don't expect you to walk up and have sex with them...

    As embarrassing as it might be, take it as a complement and move on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭kiwi123


    ah its replys like these that make me love after hours!

    only time id ever beep is if i know someone


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Is there anything in your username that might be leading them on?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Sisko


    kiwi123 wrote: »
    ah its replys like these that make me love after hours!

    only time id ever beep is if i know someone

    Mine? :confused::o


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭highlydebased


    Are you Neil Prenderville?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I've had car horns blown, I've had whistles, I've had cheers, I've had barks.

    Ooh brave guys!

    Just stop the car and talk to me of your such a big man.

    This is not a way to treat women, unless I'm feeling a bit ugly that day. Then it cheers me up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,917 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I've had car horns blown, I've had whistles, I've had cheers, I've had barks.

    Ooh brave guys!

    Just stop the car and talk to me of your such a big man.

    This is not a way to treat women, unless I'm feeling a bit ugly that day. Then it cheers me up.

    When I see a woman I like, I usually get nervous & run them over.

    True story.


  • Registered Users Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    Happens me, well wishers and cars full of excitable girls(boys in your case)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭mathepac


    Ah, a pink track-suited hoody beor, then obviously they all thought you were their sister/wife/cousin, Julia.


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