Blowing your horn

easyeason3

Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
What is the story with this?
I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
What do they think they are going to achieve?
And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

easyeason3

easyeason3 wrote: »

Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not in the one in their pants) at me.
What is the story with this?
I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
What do they think they are going to achieve?
And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

did you have something stuck to your shoes

My name is URL

easyeason3 wrote: »

Blowing your horn

I am disappoint

KeithM89_old

I always thought it was 'beeping your horn' blowing it just sounds wrong

Turtyturd

I thought this thread was gonna be about someones party trick.

stovelid

Get off the road.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I wouldn't mind having my horn blown right now.

Overheal

easyeason3 wrote: »

Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
What is the story with this?
I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
What do they think they are going to achieve?
And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

Are you hot?

-Leelo-

easyeason3 wrote: »

Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
What is the story with this?
I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
What do they think they are going to achieve?
And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

I'm a lazy bitch so whenever I see a woman (I'm assumng you're a woman??) out walking I always think Fair Play to ya for not being a lazy swine like me, Maybe they were giving you some moral support!?

alwaysadub

Were you on the footpath or road? City or country?

Dravokivich

You forgot to wear pants again didn't you?

Hazys

Like most here, I just presumed this thread was about Auto-Fellatio

easyeason3

alwaysadub wrote: »

Were you on the footpath or road? City or country?

On a well lit footpath.

OVERHEAL: I was wearing a tracksuit & hoodie so I don't think 'hot' would have come into it.

policarp

Did you stoop and scoop???

sligopark

EASY Season - were you clothed?


EDIT:

easyeason3 wrote: »

I was wearing a tracksuit & hoodie so I don't think 'hot' would have come into it.

thong - fullness in the butt and see through trackie?

Truff Puff

To answer your question. I presume the honkers are referring to "Dogging" click on the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)

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easyeason3

sligopark wrote: »

EASY Season - were you clothed?


EDIT:



thong - fullness in the butt and see through trackie?

See though trackie????
Do they exist?
But no. It was a nice warm, fully covered tracksuit. And the hoodie was loose so the boobies weren't bouncing around in full view.

alwaysadub

Is there a porno of you circulating your neighbourhood?

sligopark

Truff Puff wrote: »

Check out dogging spots near you: http://www.swing4ireland.com/

WARNING: pay for site

easyeason3 wrote: »

See though trackie????
Do they exist?

yep pretty much

easyeason3 wrote: »

But no. It was a nice warm, fully covered tracksuit. And the hoodie was loose so the boobies weren't bouncing around in full view.

Bar the local porno video the only conclusion to make is that you are a fit horny well put together chick whose body shines through your track suit

other than that they were warning you aboout Guards waiting round the corner

SeaFields

Perhaps you shouldn't be walking with your cock out again Mr. Prendeville.

easyeason3

alwaysadub wrote: »

Is there a porno of you circulating your neighbourhood?

No.
Seriously though, I was walking along getting beeped at so I thought I obviously have toilet roll stuck to my ass or something. At one stage I stopped in front of a shop front to make sure the arse of my tracksuit had not ripped even though I checked.
I presume they were boy racers out messing. I can't think of any other explanation.
But it makes me very feel awkward.

Sisko

Its simple, the people in the cars thought you were attractive and wanted to let you know. I assume they were not on their own in the car and they had at least one friend in there with them. The beeping at an attractive women would 'up the buzz in the atmosphere of the car'.


I've been in a car with my mates where they've done this, but more stranger still 3 times in the past 4 years I've had women do this to me. Which generally leaves me in a pretty confused state as I'm no Brad Pitt and well , yea never know with women if they're being genuine or taking the piss.


Anyway, no op. They don't expect you to walk up and have sex with them...

As embarrassing as it might be, take it as a complement and move on.

kiwi123

ah its replys like these that make me love after hours!

only time id ever beep is if i know someone

policarp

Is there anything in your username that might be leading them on?

Sisko

kiwi123 wrote: »

ah its replys like these that make me love after hours!

only time id ever beep is if i know someone

Mine? :o

highlydebased

Are you Neil Prenderville?

Princess Peach

I've had car horns blown, I've had whistles, I've had cheers, I've had barks.

Ooh brave guys!

Just stop the car and talk to me of your such a big man.

This is not a way to treat women, unless I'm feeling a bit ugly that day. Then it cheers me up.

Overheal

easyeason3 wrote: »

On a well lit footpath.

OVERHEAL: I was wearing a tracksuit & hoodie so I don't think 'hot' would have come into it.

http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&biw=1280&bih=617&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=juicy+sweatpants&aq=0&aqi=g2g-s1g3&aql=&oq=juicy+swe&gs_rfai=

starbelgrade

Princess Peach wrote: »

I've had car horns blown, I've had whistles, I've had cheers, I've had barks.

Ooh brave guys!

Just stop the car and talk to me of your such a big man.

This is not a way to treat women, unless I'm feeling a bit ugly that day. Then it cheers me up.

When I see a woman I like, I usually get nervous & run them over.

True story.

Mr Cawley

Happens me, well wishers and cars full of excitable girls(boys in your case)

mathepac

Ah, a pink track-suited hoody beor, then obviously they all thought you were their sister/wife/cousin, Julia.

Mozoltov!

Save your horn for your missus.

What time did you go walking at? Maybe they were beeping 'cause you weren't wearing a high-vis?

OutlawPete

It's some men's way of saying that they would give you one if you ran up their road after their car and go in.

Okay, this has never actually worked - but for a split second, men think it just might.

It's a strange glitch in the male brain, but stem cell research is working on it and as soon as they sort Parkinsons and Tourette's, we're up next.

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

It's some men's way of saying that they would give you one if you ran up their road after their car and go in.

Okay, this has never actually worked - but for a split second, men think it just might.

It's a strange glitch in the male brain, but stem cell research is working on it and as soon as they sort Parkinsons and Tourette's, we're up next.

I remember i used to go out delivering with the lads from work sometimes in the summers. If they were parked up and saw a nice looking girl,specially one wearing next to nothing, they'd beep at her, and then duck, so when your one would turn around all she'd see is me sitting in the truck. I got some looks i tell ya!

kumate_champ07

-Leelo- wrote: »

I'm a lazy bitch so whenever I see a woman (I'm assumng you're a woman??) out walking I always think Fair Play to ya for not being a lazy swine like me, Maybe they were giving you some moral support!?

so she's either really hot or really fat.

Ms. Captain M

Princess Peach wrote: »

I've had car horns blown, I've had whistles, I've had cheers, I've had barks.

Ooh brave guys!

Just stop the car and talk to me of your such a big man.

This is not a way to treat women, unless I'm feeling a bit ugly that day. Then it cheers me up.

It wouldn't cheer me up if someone barked at me.

Big Nasty

Has nobody said 'Pics or GTFO' yet!?!:eek:

blackbird98

you didn't say if the cars were approaching from the front or rear.....camel toe perhaps???:D

stovelid

Overheal wrote: »

Are you hot?

The whole point of the OP is probably to suggest as much.

easyeason3

stovelid wrote: »

The whole point of the OP is probably to suggest as much.

Yes, that was my clever plan all along :rolleyes:

Saila

easyeason3 wrote: »

On a well lit footpath.

OVERHEAL: I was wearing a tracksuit & hoodie so I don't think 'hot' would have come into it.

ah now were getting to it..do you have juicy written on the arse of it.

easyeason3

Saila wrote: »

ah now were getting to it..do you have juicy written on the arse of it.

No, plain navy with nothing suggestive written on it.

Copper23

easyeason3 wrote: »

Out walking with the dog this evening & four cars blew their horns (the cars horn, not the one in their pants) at me.
What is the story with this?
I've noticed it before but it seems to be getting more common.
What do they think they are going to achieve?
And have you ever blown your horn at someone out walking?

1. Warning you as it was dark and you weren't exactly very well lit with reflectives or are walking on a dangerous part of the road.

2. Giving you heads up that they are coming from behind incase you or the dog decides to jump out or something.

I don't see whats so strange with either... the amount of people out walking with and without dogs on dark cold nights that have nothing to make themselves more visible is amazing.

wyndham

Seinfeld

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little.. everything they do is subtle.. men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far.. The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. This man is out of ideas. I mean what is he expecting? For the woman to stop and say "Hey you honked at me .. Ahhhh that's so sweet .. I never knew you felt this way!"?

The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Where ever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, OK, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: "Where to meet men?". We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Princess Peach

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

It wouldn't cheer me up if someone barked at me.

Yeah that wasn't so nice. And I was in a tracksuit, so they were obvi barking at me cause I looked like a dog

stovelid

easyeason3 wrote: »

Yes, that was my clever plan all along :rolleyes:

Let's not get carried away.

00112984

My mother once left her shopping bags on the roof of her car and drove around town with them, ignoring the hoots of other cars.

Did you leave your messages on your head, OP?

Zebra3

People in cars generally act like dickheads.

Simple as that.

alwaysadub

Zebra3 wrote: »

People in cars generally act like dickheads.

Simple as that.

Wow. I've seen plenty of generalisations in AH,but that one really takes the biscuit.

Sisko

Princess Peach wrote: »

Yeah that wasn't so nice. And I was in a tracksuit, so they were obvi barking at me cause I looked like a dog

Highly unlikely.

Princess Peach

Sisko wrote: »

Highly unlikely.

Your lies cheer me up.