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Donating a bag of sugar

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    #62
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Actually, now my gigolo services will cost a bag of sugar and a jar of honey. Manuka preferably, it's good for the immune system.


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    #63
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    diddledum wrote: »
    Shopping list for tomorrow updated to include; sugar, bacon and sea salt:D

    Add some coffee, bread & eggs to that & we'll all be around for breakfast!


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    #64
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Add some coffee, bread & eggs to that & we'll all be around for breakfast!

    Don't forget the sausages!


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    #65
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Don't forget the sausages!

    And a pack of condoms, cause you are getting lucky!


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    #66
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

    I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

    Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

    Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

    Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.
    You're good. Really good.
    I doff my hat to you.


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    #67
    Boxoffrogs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭Boxoffrogs


    PanchoVilla wrote: »
    Don't forget the sausages!

    Well if I'm forking out for all the rest, I'd hope my guest would bring the sausage(s):P


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    #68
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    And a pack of condoms, cause you are getting lucky!

    I was meant to be the one getting lucky.


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    #69
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    diddledum wrote: »
    Well if I'm forking out for all the rest, I'd hope my guest would bring the sausage(s):P

    Oh they'll bring the sausages.

    Coctail size unfortunately.


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    #70
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

    i've given you ample opportunity,take it!


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    #71
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    diddledum wrote: »
    Well if I'm forking out for all the rest, I'd hope my guest would bring the sausage(s):P

    Kielbasa's not really a breakfast food. ;)


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    #72
    Boxoffrogs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭Boxoffrogs


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

    Ah, I think you're still way ahead of me, I've got no idea how to actually cook


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    #73
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I was meant to be the one getting lucky.

    Oh yeah, we'll all call around to yours for a bite of sugar.

    No chance.

    Diddledum's got the full works for the lads.


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    #74
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Oh they'll bring the sausages.

    Coctail size unfortunately.

    It's OK - we'll drop off a saucer of milk at your place beforehand. :D


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    #75
    Boxoffrogs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭Boxoffrogs


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Oh yeah, we'll all call around to yours for a bite of sugar.

    No chance.

    Diddledum's got the full works for the lads.

    But but, someone cut the girl a bit of slack, she's HardLuckWoman ffs, throw the girl a bone!


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    #76
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    diddledum wrote: »
    But but, someone cut the girl a bit of slack, she's HardLuckWoman ffs, throw the girl a bone!

    girls a cock tease :(


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    #77
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    diddledum wrote: »
    But but, someone cut the girl a bit of slack, she's HardLuckWoman ffs, throw a bone into the girl!

    FYP


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    #78
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    purrrrrrr


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    #79
    VinylJunkie
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    I'm so glad I never called around now after reading that.


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    #80
    Celly Smunt
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    VinylJunkie wrote: »
    I'm so glad I never called around now after reading that.

    i'd be kicking myself considering you were guaranteed your hole


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    #81
    TheZohanS
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    Terry wrote: »
    You're good. Really good.
    I doff my hat to you.

    I wouldn't be 100% sure Terry, I've met a couple of girls that could post threads like this and they'd be genuine.


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    #82
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    VinylJunkie wrote: »
    I'm so glad I never called around now after reading that.

    Your loss is our gain. Giggidy.


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    #83
    dubtom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Shower of amateurs on this thread, OP, crush sugar until powdery,measure in hundreds of little gram bags,go about the town offering ' a bag' to any scummery looking people you see for say, a tenner, ( move along swiftly after sale;) ) It's a win win situation, if the cops pull you, well selling sugar isn't illegal, and if your swift enough you'll be long gone before any of the scummers get out of a+e.


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    #84
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4a4znnjAE


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    #85
    OutlawPete
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him.

    The only way a bag of sugar is gonna impress a guy is if you dip your nipples in it, and say ..

    "Hey, just call me sugar tits.."


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    #86
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    You know the wonky chair you have in your kitchen, put it under the leg of that.

    your welcome:)


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    #87
    Irish Guitarist
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    Donate it to a doctor to give to his or her patients. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.


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    #88
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Fcuk it at a passing cnut


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    #89
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The only way a bag of sugar is gonna impress a guy is if you dip your nipples in it, and say ..

    "Hey, just call me sugar tits.."


    or pouring the whole bag into your vagina and firing it at him from across the room.


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    #90
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Morlar wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4a4znnjAE

    Even getting that passionate kiss would have been a happy ending.

    I guess he doesn't like sugar. No power to him and certainly no women. His loss.


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    #91
    Jordonvito
    Registered Users Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    attack diabetics with it


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