Donating a bag of sugar

Mrs Garth Brooks

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

TheZohanS

Use it in the boiled rabbit dish.

abouttobebanned

Pour it in the petrol tank of the car next door. It will make the car go faster and they will thank you for it.

pickarooney

Divide it up into little bags and distribute it amongst your neighbours. If they're not home, just leave them outside their doors.

alwaysadub

Make a cake?
I'll take it off your hands if you don't like cake..

Or give it to a friend/ neighbour who you know takes sugar.

squod

sew it into your hat, a bigger head will make you seem more intelligent

KeithM89_old

Make him some 'brownies' - thatll impress him more than the bag of sugar

RolandIRL

wait, you thought you could impress him with a bag of sugar..?

Quazzie

The next time you're really bored count how many granuals there are then divide by seven. Are you thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark?*


*some steps are missing

bronte

Exfoliate with it.

Sanjuro

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

You know people who have very, very, very low expectations.

Mint Sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YZG5ZKrL0

PanchoVilla

Throw it at the next man you see, they're all bastards anyway. Alternatively, you could dress it up in baby clothes and stroll it around your neighborhood. I used to know (not personally, of course) a transvestite in Swords who used to do that, although instead of a bag of sugar he had a child's doll. Needless to say, the neighborhood kids were very, very scared of him.

ScumLord

Crush it up and snort the whole bag. Report back to this thread and make sure to label your response "sugar rush test subject 42", and do post back! It's infuriating that none of my other test subjects have reported back to me.

bigroad

put it behind the wheel of your car ,in case your handbrake cable snaps.

Pinturicchio

Eat it?

PanchoVilla

Turn it into a thick syrup then cover your nekid body with it. Post pics.

smk89

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

Yeah because paying 70c for bag of sugar makes you loaded

starbelgrade

ScumLord wrote: »

Crush it up and snort the whole bag. Report back to this thread and make sure to label your response "sugar rush test subject 42", and do post back! It's infuriating that none of my other test subjects have reported back to me.

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

PanchoVilla

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

Mrs Garth Brooks

whiteman19 wrote: »

wait, you thought you could impress him with a bag of sugar..?

Well i thought i could get a few opportunities to impress him and make loads of tea. Wishful thinking!

Rowley Birkin QC

Leave it outside in a big pile in your garden. A snooty Englishman wearing a suit and bowler hat with a cup of tea and a saucer is bound to show up sooner or later.

starbelgrade

PanchoVilla wrote: »

http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

PanchoVilla

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

Touché!

KeithM89_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/168/887/TripleFacePalm_display_image.jpg?1267690634

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/facepalm.jpg

ScumLord

starbelgrade wrote: »

Does snorting sugar get you caned?

Well I don't know do I. My experiment has been a complete failure to date.

starbelgrade

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Turn it into a thick syrup then cover your nekid body with it. Post pics.

Knowing her luck, she'll forget to let it cool down & we'll be seeing pics of a naked body with all over 2nd degree burns.

Celly Smunt

adverts.ie?

rainbowdrop

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Well i thought i could get a few opportunities to impress him and make loads of tea. Wishful thinking!

I'd say he would have been more impressed with a blow job tbh

starbelgrade

I think the OP has been watching too many Tea Bag adverts.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'll give you 50cents for it.

TheZohanS

pmcmahon wrote: »

adverts.ie?

Prostitution is still illegal...

Celly Smunt

TheZohan wrote: »

Prostitution is still illegal...

i'd buy it just to get a look in tbh

P.S prostitution isn't illegal in ireland ;-)

starbelgrade

Ian Wailing Toy wrote: »

I'll give you 50cents for it.

I bid 55 cent.

PanchoVilla

pmcmahon wrote: »

adverts.ie?

Selling:

1 kg bag of sugar, generic brand. Price negotiable, will deliver. Genuine offers only.

Celly Smunt

offer asking to secure.Pm sent.

Princess Peach

I don't need sugar.

I'm already too sweet :rolleyes:

Celly Smunt

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't need sugar.

I'm already too sweet :rolleyes:

wanna sooth my sourness?

Mint Sauce

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Selling:

1 kg bag of sugar, generic brand. Price negotiable, will deliver. Genuine offers only.

me me me, i have a, er, erm, friend coming round, she might like some for her cornflakes in the morning.

starbelgrade

Princess Peach wrote: »

I don't need sugar.

I'm already too sweet :rolleyes:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GkzIp67B66s/THoEzmMQe7I/AAAAAAAABg4/4hSN9w24arI/s1600/182832-quadruple_facepalm_super.jpg

Hedman

1/ Move to America
2/ Get the Sugar
3/ Get the Power
4/ Get the Wimmen

Boxoffrogs

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

What can i do with a bag of sugar? I have a bag of unopened sugar in my press and i dont know what to do with it.

I bought a bag of sugar a few weeks ago as i was expecting a guy to call around and i wanted to impress him. Well just in case he took sugar in his tea. I wanted to make him the best tea. Im sure he wouldn't have been impressed with a sugarless cup of tea if he takes sugar.

Well anyway, that never happened. So i now have a bag of sugar and as i dont take sugar myself i dont know what to do with it. I should have taken a few sugar sachets from a restaurant but i didn't want him to think i was cheap.

Its a pity to waste it. Any ideas?

Yes, i know my user name doesn't help but i didn't pick it because i am actually a hardluckwoman, i picked it cause its one of my favourite songs.

Is it that they guy never came around or that he didn't take sugar in his tea? I have to say that wouldn't occur to me, I'd be more concerned that the bathroom cabinet contained the necessaries;)

Princess Peach

Anyway the obvious answer is to just leave the sugar unguarded. There are sugar thieves everywhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3TZA0vNl2c

FTGFOP

Don't look on it as wasted sugar, instead see yourself as being prepared should someone call around to borrow a cup.

Reeni

Rowley Birkin QC wrote: »

Leave it outside in a big pile in your garden. A snooty Englishman wearing a suit and bowler hat with a cup of tea and a saucer is bound to show up sooner.

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

Celly Smunt

FTGFOP wrote: »

Don't look on it as wasted sugar, instead see yourself as being prepared should someone call around to borrow a cup.

no sensible suggestions here pal.

Mrs Garth Brooks

diddledum wrote: »

Is it that they guy never came around or that he didn't take sugar in his tea? I have to say that wouldn't occur to me, I'd be more concerned that the bathroom cabinet contained the necessaries;)

He never came around.

Celly Smunt

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

He never came around.

i can erm,collect the sugar?

PanchoVilla

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

He never came around.

I like sugar. Where do you live? If it's really nice sugar you might even get the ride.

I just realized how horrible it would be if HardLuckWoman was really my ma. *cringes*

Celly Smunt

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I like sugar. Where do you live? If it's really nice sugar you might even get the ride.

back of the line bitch.

sdanseo

Put it in a toner catridge and send it to a synagoge with UPS.