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A$$hole HouseMate

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    #32
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!!!!


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    #33
    TentCrasher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭TentCrasher


    You cant seriously contact Joe Duffy in regards to this petty problem.
    Get real


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    #34
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Blast him with piss


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    #35
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    that would be impossible

    This I would believe.


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    #36
    CdeC
    Registered Users Posts: 510 ✭✭✭CdeC


    One of the housemates should start buying him romantic gifts and sending love notes.
    But then say nothing to his face. he'll get weirded out and move out


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    #37
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    CdeC wrote: »
    One of the housemates should start buying him romantic gifts and sending love notes.
    But then say nothing to his face. he'll get weirded out and move out

    If all the other housemates just start riding each other in the living room, I think he might move out. hand jobs, fisting. The lot.


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    #38
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    If all the other housemates just start riding each other in the living room, I think he might move out. hand jobs, fisting. The lot.


    nice


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    #39
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    phasers wrote: »
    Tell him to fcuk off?
    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Deja-vu
    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Try having an adult conversation about the issues.
    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    Kill him. Solves all your problems.
    senordingdong wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO
    Ruu wrote: »
    Put his bed and belongings in the middle of the road.
    MIRMIR82 wrote: »
    Tell the other 2 lads its time to grow a pair and fcuk him out. Simples:pac:
    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    step 1: grow up

    step 2: act like a man

    step 3: tell him you want him out.

    seriously, you think you're the first guy in the world with an asshole housemate. just grow a set...

    edit: obviously i'm talking to your 'friends' in the first person
    jester77 wrote: »
    Keep paying his bills and tidying up for him and it will be grand!
    youcancallme>al wrote: »
    Just get the snip and don't tell them about it
    scientific1982 wrote: »
    Move all his stuff to the living room and move all the stuff in the living room to his room. It wont solve anything but its funny as ****.
    Agent Smith wrote: »
    I'd call Joe duffy if i were you OP
    FatherLen wrote: »
    roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!!!!
    Sykk wrote: »
    Blast him with piss

    Do all of the above, in no particular order. Sure make a lucky dip of what you'll start with.

    I'm an opportunist, me.


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    #40
    MajorMax
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    TentCrasher wrote: »
    You cant seriously contact Joe Duffy in regards to this petty problem.
    Get real

    Sarcasm Fail!


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    #41
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    TentCrasher wrote: »
    You cant seriously contact Joe Duffy in regards to this petty problem.
    Get real


    Understanding After Hours Fail...


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    #42
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    FatherLen wrote: »
    nice

    If it's any consolation my parents view me as a terrible disappointment.


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    #43
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    My Best Mate rents his granny's house
    This means he's the landlord, and I doubt he gave any of the others a contract. If he has, he can kick the sponger out for not paying his bills. If not, he can give him 5 hours notice to get the f**k out of the house.


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    #44
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    If it's any consolation my parents view me as a terrible disappointment.

    It is. :D


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    #45
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bonito wrote: »
    Do all of the above, in no particular order. Sure make a lucky dip of what you'll start with.

    I'm an opportunist, me.
    Don't start with the carpet one, it would make it very hard to have that adult conversation.


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    #46
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    phasers wrote: »
    Don't start with the carpet one, it would make it very hard to have that adult conversation.
    I think carpet licking while being blasted with piss and fúcked off the edge of a cliff is definitely the right time to be having adult conversations and heart-to-hearts.


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    #47
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    back to serious advice......

    ....eh

    joe duffy!! definately!!!


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    #48
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Sleep with his ma


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    #49
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Just give an ultimatum either he moves out or you do.


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    #50
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Ring revenue and the department of Transport and report him for driving with no NCT and no tax. He'll pay a few hundred in fines then :)

    This guy sounds like the sort of waster that really should be wiped from the earth.

    DO NOT CALL JOE DUFFY, he should also be wiped from the planet and takes priority over your mates housemate in that respect!!


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    #51
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Buy a pair of earplugs.


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    #52
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I just posted to say...













































    I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck.


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    #53
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Nothing worse than some **** like that, if they really want him gone, they should use 2 words, **** off..


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    #54
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Burn yourself down OP...will ease all your problems regarding not having kids too.


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    #55
    AdrianII
    Registered Users Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭AdrianII


    ebixa82 wrote: »
    You're the "other" housemate, right?

    rat him out to the guards about car tax, then keep nagging him about unpaid bills etc, or else you will be stuck.

    i shared a house for 6/7 years finally moved into a one bed, best thing i ever did. No idiots anoying me, no sharing pots or pans

    i feel for you, i mean your mate ;)


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    #56
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dJznTAwLSY


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    #57
    gerrycollins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,799 ✭✭✭gerrycollins


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    Another Housemate thread


    He had a party while the other 2 were away and wrecked the gaff and it isn't even his granny

    ya what???party with the granny


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    #58
    Hackysack
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    This video relates to approximately 23% of your problems and with a creative mind, it could lead to solving it too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08


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    #59
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users Posts: 7,237 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    Completely off-topic but does anyone know who Jake Lamotta is these days?


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    #60
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    When in his company get naked, lie on your back with your legs in the air and work a set of anal beads in and out of your ar$ehole within his line of sight.

    If he leaves to go to another room? Follow him and repeat.


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    #61
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    when he is out and drunk one night, follow him and when you get the chance bundle him into the boot your car. Drive out into the sticks and beat the living crap out of him, strip him of his clothes and poo on him.

    that my friend is some nasty sh1t


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