anyone have a dildo big enough for me?

Princess Peach

flyton5 wrote: »

Mods must be asleep. They dont normally allow this level of fun...:p

I've been thinking the same thing since it started! Get ye're quips in fast

starlit

Either Anne Summers or an online website that sells these things might have one made to order for you. Worth checking it out if all else fails. I'm not an expert on theses things have never used them. I'm sure there is an online shop that will cater one big enough for you.

phill106

Probably off buying that purple monster

flyton5

snuggles285 wrote: »

Either Anne Summers or an online website that sells these things might have one made to order for you. Worth checking it out if all else fails. I'm not an expert on theses things have never used them. I'm sure there is an online shop that will cater one big enough for you.

I dont think OP was looking for serious advice. :rolleyes:

smash

Princess Peach wrote: »

Shopping.

I'm not ashamed.

What you get?

Princess Peach wrote: »

Yeah they have that in Fantasia. TERRIFYING up close.

There can't be women using this.

So you tried it out?

Mint Sauce

Think OP is looking for attention. No need to rise to it.

Can you give measurements? Can get a mould made.

starlit

flyton5 wrote: »

I dont think OP was looking for serious advice. :rolleyes:

I thought OP was being serious but likely to get comical answers so thought the OP could do with some reasonable advice that's all.:o

Princess Peach

steve06 wrote: »

What you get?



So you tried it out?

A lady never tells

alwaysadub

flyton5 wrote: »

Mods must be asleep. They dont normally allow this level of fun...:p

Either that, or off pm'ing the OP with suggestions :pac:

gleep

snuggles285 wrote: »

Either Anne Summers or an online website that sells these things might have one made to order for you. Worth checking it out if all else fails. I'm not an expert on theses things have never used them. I'm sure there is an online shop that will cater one big enough for you.

Done - Sent them a mould of the Port tunnel

flyton5

snuggles285 wrote: »

I thought OP was being serious but likely to get comical answers so thought the OP could do with some reasonable advice that's all.:o

the username and low level of posts didnt give the OP away no?

I have a picture of the OP here...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhsLMTmGnjbauIVaoPtAlfUHhjUM_1NoKVSdxAghY_0FUPX68&t=1&usg=__qmTGHG8ElJYdjiiCNr1GbBTog0k=

gbee

slutss wrote: »

they don't have any big or wide enough...

I know, you'll need to buy on-line, Doc Johnson in the USA, realistic 14" x 5", squirting and non squirting. Agencies in the UK too.

super_furry

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/3855665163_8e078d638d.jpg

flyton5

Princess Peach wrote: »

A lady never tells

Does she do pics or GTFO?

Maniacle

gbee wrote: »

I know, you'll need to buy on-line, Doc Johnson in the USA, realistic 14" x 5", squirting and non squirting. Agencies in the UK too.

God, im dying of laughter here in work..

alwaysadub

I can lend you my ex if you want OP.. Maybe you can get a mould made.

Mech1

Try one of these, but book your dental appointment first.
http://www.speedcrete.co.uk/concrete-vibrators-c19.html

starlit

flyton5 wrote: »

the username and low level of posts didnt give the OP away no?

I have a picture of the OP here...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhsLMTmGnjbauIVaoPtAlfUHhjUM_1NoKVSdxAghY_0FUPX68&t=1&usg=__qmTGHG8ElJYdjiiCNr1GbBTog0k=

Ya noticed the OP had low number of posts but no didn't give it away to me. Guess this is AH! Should have figured!

flyton5

alwaysadub wrote: »

I can lend you my ex if you want OP.. Maybe you can get a mould made.

waits for "edit: actually they dont make them that small"