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anyone have a dildo big enough for me?

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    #62
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    flyton5 wrote: »
    Mods must be asleep. They dont normally allow this level of fun...:p

    I've been thinking the same thing since it started! Get ye're quips in fast


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    #63
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Either Anne Summers or an online website that sells these things might have one made to order for you. Worth checking it out if all else fails. I'm not an expert on theses things have never used them. I'm sure there is an online shop that will cater one big enough for you.


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    #64
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Probably off buying that purple monster


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    #65
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    Either Anne Summers or an online website that sells these things might have one made to order for you. Worth checking it out if all else fails. I'm not an expert on theses things have never used them. I'm sure there is an online shop that will cater one big enough for you.

    I dont think OP was looking for serious advice. :rolleyes:


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    #66
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Shopping.

    I'm not ashamed.

    What you get?

    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Yeah they have that in Fantasia. TERRIFYING up close.

    There can't be women using this.
    So you tried it out?


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    #67
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Think OP is looking for attention. No need to rise to it.

    :o


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    #68
    [Deleted User]
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    Can you give measurements? Can get a mould made.


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    #69
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    flyton5 wrote: »
    I dont think OP was looking for serious advice. :rolleyes:

    I thought OP was being serious but likely to get comical answers so thought the OP could do with some reasonable advice that's all.:o


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    #70
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    steve06 wrote: »
    What you get?



    So you tried it out?

    A lady never tells


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    #71
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    flyton5 wrote: »
    Mods must be asleep. They dont normally allow this level of fun...:p

    Either that, or off pm'ing the OP with suggestions :pac:


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    #72
    gleep
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    snuggles285 wrote: »
    Either Anne Summers or an online website that sells these things might have one made to order for you. Worth checking it out if all else fails. I'm not an expert on theses things have never used them. I'm sure there is an online shop that will cater one big enough for you.


    Done - Sent them a mould of the Port tunnel


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    #73
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    I thought OP was being serious but likely to get comical answers so thought the OP could do with some reasonable advice that's all.:o

    the username and low level of posts didnt give the OP away no? :)

    I have a picture of the OP here...

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhsLMTmGnjbauIVaoPtAlfUHhjUM_1NoKVSdxAghY_0FUPX68&t=1&usg=__qmTGHG8ElJYdjiiCNr1GbBTog0k=


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    #74
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    slutss wrote: »
    they don't have any big or wide enough...

    I know, you'll need to buy on-line, Doc Johnson in the USA, realistic 14" x 5", squirting and non squirting. Agencies in the UK too.


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    #75
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2520/3855665163_8e078d638d.jpg


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    #76
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    A lady never tells


    Does she do pics or GTFO?


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    #77
    Maniacle
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭Maniacle


    gbee wrote: »
    I know, you'll need to buy on-line, Doc Johnson in the USA, realistic 14" x 5", squirting and non squirting. Agencies in the UK too.

    God, im dying of laughter here in work..


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    #78
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I can lend you my ex if you want OP.. Maybe you can get a mould made.


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    #79
    Mech1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,098 ✭✭✭Mech1


    Try one of these, but book your dental appointment first.
    http://www.speedcrete.co.uk/concrete-vibrators-c19.html


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    #80
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    flyton5 wrote: »
    the username and low level of posts didnt give the OP away no? :)

    I have a picture of the OP here...

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhsLMTmGnjbauIVaoPtAlfUHhjUM_1NoKVSdxAghY_0FUPX68&t=1&usg=__qmTGHG8ElJYdjiiCNr1GbBTog0k=

    Ya noticed the OP had low number of posts but no didn't give it away to me. Guess this is AH! Should have figured! :o


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    #81
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I can lend you my ex if you want OP.. Maybe you can get a mould made.


    waits for "edit: actually they dont make them that small"


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