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anyone have a dildo big enough for me?

28-10-2010 03:19PM

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slutss

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I want a massive dildo...anyone know where I can get one?

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mary harney

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#2 28-10-2010 03:20PM

phill106

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slutss wrote: »

I want a massive dildo...anyone know where I can get one?

found one! ^^^^^^^^^

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#3 28-10-2010 03:21PM

Mr check raise

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in before lock...plus surely head into some sex shop or give me a pm and i'll sort u out

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#4 28-10-2010 03:21PM

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slutss wrote: »

I want a massive dildo...anyone know where I can get one?

Try the Oireachtas. Loads of them.

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#5 28-10-2010 03:22PM

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In a sex shop maybe..

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#6 28-10-2010 03:23PM

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Fantasia, South William Street Dublin.

The things in there terrify me!

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#7 28-10-2010 03:23PM

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I heard that interwebby thingy is good for stuff like that.

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#8 28-10-2010 03:23PM

slutss

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alwaysadub wrote: »

In a sex shop maybe..

they don't have any big or wide enough...

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#9 28-10-2010 03:23PM

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Princess Peach wrote: »

Fantasia, South William Street Dublin.

The things in there terrify me!

prude :P

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#10 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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Princess Peach wrote: »

Fantasia, South William Street Dublin.

The things in there terrify me!

You go in often?? ye dirty cow! :rolleyes:

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#11 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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Craigslist.

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#12 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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steve06 wrote: »

prude :P

You've clearly never been there. The size of the some of them!

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#13 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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Try under the bridge.

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#14 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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#15 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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In before the bad vibrations.

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#16 28-10-2010 03:24PM

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Take a swivel on the spire.

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#17 28-10-2010 03:25PM

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Go for the nuclear power option, battery or petrol just wont stir the porridge.

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#18 28-10-2010 03:25PM

slutss

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Obaraten wrote: »

Trolls arent too imaginative these days....

just because you don't get any....

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#19 28-10-2010 03:25PM

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mikom wrote: »

Take a swivel on the spire.

lol..:P

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#20 28-10-2010 03:26PM

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You will find him in the Dail. He has ****ed the whole country so far...

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#21 28-10-2010 03:26PM

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In before the cock.

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#22 28-10-2010 03:26PM

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slutss wrote: »

just because you don't get any....

Use your head.

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#23 28-10-2010 03:27PM

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slutss wrote: »

just because you don't get any....

you must not either if your looking for a vibrator?

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#24 28-10-2010 03:28PM

slutss

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patrickc wrote: »

you must not either if your looking for a vibrator?

I don't like the real thing, it's sick.

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#25 28-10-2010 03:29PM

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slutss wrote: »

just because you don't get any....

Says the one looking for dildos!!

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#26 28-10-2010 03:29PM

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Just nick a traffic cone.

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#27 28-10-2010 03:29PM

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Take a look in the mirror.

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#28 28-10-2010 03:30PM

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patrickc wrote: »

you must not either if your looking for a vibrator?

Men will never be able to understand....

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#29 28-10-2010 03:30PM

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f*cking you must be like throwing a sausage up O'Connell st if you can't find something big enough to fit...

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#30 28-10-2010 03:30PM

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I have one. Slightly soiled...pm me for details.

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#31 28-10-2010 03:31PM

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mikom wrote: »

Take a swivel on the spire.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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