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Where would one get a Garda uniform or similar?!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    "Can you step out of the ve-hick-le and blow.....

    Blow? What? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,347 ✭✭✭Rackstar


    People will still recognise you Larry!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Try the 'lost and found' section of the cloakroom in Copper Face Jacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    He wants his back door kicked in by a Gardai, leave the poor guy alone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    If you get caught with it, you'll be very sorry. There are no permissable circumstances for a civilian to wear a Garda uniform, particularly in public.

    Use your head, get a non-descript Police uniform from eBay or somesuch.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    If you get caught with it, you'll be very sorry. There are no permissable circumstances for a civilian to wear a Garda uniform, particularly in public.

    Use your head, get a non-descript Police uniform from eBay or somesuch.
    Its just a piece of clothing.

    Or we turning into N.Korea even more? Next we will be forced to wear the same shoes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Its just a piece of clothing.

    Or we turning into N.Korea even more? Next we will be forced to wear the same shoes.

    Unfortunately that piece of clothing has been legislated into a prohibited item. I don't write the laws mate. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭The After Hours Troll


    I choose the laws I want to obey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Unfortunately that piece of clothing has been legislated into a prohibited item. I don't write the laws mate. ;)

    If Caesar Augustus doesnt write the laws, who does! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Agricola wrote: »
    If Caesar Augustus doesnt write the laws, who does! :confused:

    The Senate writes the laws, I just sign them. Duh. I've got better things to do than read them all before I sign.

    :rolleyes:

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    I choose the laws I want to obey.

    Good for you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    Agricola wrote: »
    If Caesar Augustus doesnt write the laws, who does! :confused:

    His scribe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Agricola wrote: »
    If Caesar Augustus doesnt write the laws, who does! :confused:

    I was just thinking, weren't you the governor of Britannia? Why don't you sort it, I'm sure you can make use of your position as proconsul. Let's do lunch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I was just thinking, weren't you the governor of Britannia? Why don't you sort it, I'm sure you can make use of your position as proconsul. Let's do lunch.

    At once sire,

    What would you have me do Caesar! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Agricola wrote: »
    At once sire,

    What would you have me do Caesar! :D

    Given the state of Hibernia, (Cowenvs) send me their leader's head on a plate, so I can toss it to the lions at the Circus Maximus. You may kill him however you like, although I like the Persian method of pouring hot molten gold down his fat neck as a symbol of his greed. (Like Crassus in the first Triumverate)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Noted Caesar.

    I have decided to strip the Hibernian tribal leader, arm him with just a pilum, and let him attempt to save his fat carcass from a pack of hungry wolves in the arena!

    There are rumblings of an uprising involving a second tribe led by a village idiot known as "the enda"
    I will allow him to be ravaged by an aroused horse in front of the natives, just to be on the safe side.

    Good day.


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