How often do you wash bedsheet

cruizer101

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

Professey Chin

Every week or 2

alwaysadub

Not as often as i should. Same as you OP-love fresh sheets but hate changing the bed. It's usually only me in it anyway so have no extra incentive.

recylingbin

When you discover women, you'll change them more often.

Teutorix

I don't, granny does it for me

mohawk

cruizer101 wrote: »

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

Once a month!! All that sweat and dead skin cells being slept on for a month :eek:. I aim for once a week but if I am away for the weekend it could end up being 2 weeks

orourkeda

Whens theres too many **** stains

admiralofthefleet

when it resembles a poppadom

squod

Every ten minutes

Tiny Explosions

orourkeda wrote: »

Whens theres too many **** stains

So you change them everytime you lay on them???:D:D

Novella

Every few days

admiralofthefleet

cruizer101 wrote: »

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

/shudder

Saila

so what you're really asking is how much action does the magic carpet get

punchdrunk

It's kind of become a bit ritualistic,pre drinks blind optimisim!
...going out on the pull??
Change duvet,buy condoms,kick dirty clothes under the bed
Go out,get locked,curse yourself for all the effort
When you wake up alone!

DundalkDuffman

I change mine very regularly. Every Easter whether they need changing or not.

scientific1982

orourkeda wrote: »

Whens theres too many **** stains

For a catholic your one dirty man.

SoupyNorman

When a crust starts forming.

Never, it's either the missus or bean na tí that does it.

Sonnenblumen

Changing of the dames:eek:

JohnathanM

Wash them?

Bloody metrosexuals.

Agricola

When the skidmarks get alittle too noticeable.

2 stroke

Hose it down regularly

cruiser178

How often?every time i piss in it.jesus ah has goen to siht

orourkeda

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

So you change them everytime you lay on them???:D:D

no I do sleep in the bed occasionally

orourkeda

scientific1982 wrote: »

For a catholic your one dirty man.

catholics have needs too

Ruu_Old

I just burn the evidencesheets and buy new ones each week.

JohnathanM

Ruu wrote: »

I just burn the evidencesheets and buy new ones each week.

At least somebody's spending money.

fonecrusher1

When they begin to crackle as i fold them.

duckysauce

once the worms start moving up my arse , then its chemical ali time

flyton5

I havn't changed mine in a few weeks since August...

Agent Smith

once a week`

CrazyRabbit

Since I don't have a washing machine, I just buy new ones every few weeks. They are very cheap.

punchdrunk

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Since I don't have a washing machine, I just buy new ones every few weeks. They are very cheap.

are you a member of a certain ethnic minority that have a fondness for Hi-ace vans & inbreeding?

prinz

Change them about weekly, but have a good few sets so wash them altogether about once a month/every six weeks or so.

sbsquarepants

You're supposed to change bed sheets?
We get more american every day!!:P






Eh, about every week or so, or sooner if they get get too stiff to bend!

Archeron

Never. I wrap my bed in pallett wrap which keeps it nice and clean always.

You kind of stick to it on a hot night, but thats the price you pay for never having to wash sheets.

Shenshen

cruizer101 wrote: »

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

Every other week. I'm very sensitive to smell, and bedsheets can get rather manky really soon.

mikerowsopht

My Mom washes mine once a month
usually when there are yellow stains caused by masturbating she changes them

punchdrunk

Archeron wrote: »

Never. I wrap my bed in pallett wrap which keeps it nice and clean always.

You kind of stick to it on a hot night, but thats the price you pay for never having to wash sheets.

Dexter?? is that you??

allanb49

Guys i used to live with in 9 months didn't once change there bedsheets

Me and the missus once every 2 weeks

CrazyRabbit

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Since I don't have a washing machine, I just buy new ones every few weeks. They are very cheap.

punchdrunk wrote: »

are you a member of a certain ethnic minority that have a fondness for Hi-ace vans & inbreeding?

Nope. Landlord had an irrational fear of flooding from washing machines. I have finally convinced him that he should be providing one, so I should have it in a few weeks. He got one installed in the other appartment as a 'test' and nobody has died yet, so it seems to have reassured him.

CrazyRabbit

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Nope. Landlord had an irrational fear of flooding from washing machines. I have finally convinced him that he should be providing one, so I should have it in a few weeks. He got one installed in the other appartment as a 'test' and nobody has died yet, so it seems to have reassured him.

Maybe he expects it to flood like this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdx3BHlh0Dc

Kimono-Girl

i change them at least once a week, more frequently if necessary.

Gaudizeit

I use straw.

Sean^DCT4

A housemate of mine has not washed his sheets since we moved in apparently. We are in the house 7 months..

KilaWhale

When they walk themselves to the washing machine...

(Truthfully, every two weeks or so depending on how many nights I have slept there!)

Kimono-Girl

Sean^DCT4 wrote: »

A housemate of mine has not washed his sheets since we moved in apparently. We are in the house 7 months..

but the question is has he gotten laid in this time? :eek:

Where To

Had terrible bleeding gums back in the summer so was every day then

Gone West

I´d say the maid does it every few days but Im not certain.

Rockn

At least once a year. At least.

SV

mikerowsopht wrote: »

My Mom washes mine once a month
usually when there are yellow stains caused by masturbating she changes them

yellow..yeah?