How often do you wash bedsheet

cruizer101

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

Professey Chin

Every week or 2

alwaysadub

Not as often as i should. Same as you OP-love fresh sheets but hate changing the bed. It's usually only me in it anyway so have no extra incentive.

recylingbin

When you discover women, you'll change them more often.

Teutorix

I don't, granny does it for me

mohawk

cruizer101 wrote: »

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

Once a month!! All that sweat and dead skin cells being slept on for a month :eek:. I aim for once a week but if I am away for the weekend it could end up being 2 weeks

orourkeda

Whens theres too many **** stains

admiralofthefleet

when it resembles a poppadom

squod

Every ten minutes

Tiny Explosions

orourkeda wrote: »

Whens theres too many **** stains

So you change them everytime you lay on them???:D:D

Novella

Every few days

admiralofthefleet

cruizer101 wrote: »

Just got into bed and thought its been a while since the old sheets have been washed, must get them done over weekend.
I do love the feeling of fresh sheets but they really are a pain in the ass to do, and I think not worth the effort.
Reckon i'm quite lax on my sheet washing, about once a month. Sadly my bed doesn't get much me the kinda use that requires regular washing.
Anyway how often do you wash your sheets.

/shudder

Saila

so what you're really asking is how much action does the magic carpet get

punchdrunk

It's kind of become a bit ritualistic,pre drinks blind optimisim!
...going out on the pull??
Change duvet,buy condoms,kick dirty clothes under the bed
Go out,get locked,curse yourself for all the effort
When you wake up alone!

DundalkDuffman

I change mine very regularly. Every Easter whether they need changing or not.

scientific1982

orourkeda wrote: »

Whens theres too many **** stains

For a catholic your one dirty man.

SoupyNorman

When a crust starts forming.

Never, it's either the missus or bean na tí that does it.

Sonnenblumen

Changing of the dames:eek:

JohnathanM

Wash them?

Bloody metrosexuals.

Agricola

When the skidmarks get alittle too noticeable.

2 stroke

Hose it down regularly

cruiser178

How often?every time i piss in it.jesus ah has goen to siht

orourkeda

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

So you change them everytime you lay on them???:D:D

no I do sleep in the bed occasionally

orourkeda

scientific1982 wrote: »

For a catholic your one dirty man.

catholics have needs too

Ruu_Old

I just burn the evidencesheets and buy new ones each week.

JohnathanM

Ruu wrote: »

I just burn the evidencesheets and buy new ones each week.

At least somebody's spending money.

fonecrusher1

When they begin to crackle as i fold them.

duckysauce

once the worms start moving up my arse , then its chemical ali time

flyton5

I havn't changed mine in a few weeks since August...

Agent Smith

once a week`