How can I bring my Russian girl to live in Ireland?

CaptainMeerkat

historian actually mardi and no offense taken!none meant either

johnn

Call this man

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

historian actually mardi and no offense taken!none meant either

None meant or taken here either:)

Jaxxy

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

@starbelgrade!

noticed that too! nice people....!

problem is (altho I failed to mention also), have fine girl at home in Ireland too but preferences preferences preferences! thats not important, thats for relationship forum!

Wait, whaaat? You have an Irish girlfriend and a Russian girlfriend? :eek:

CaptainMeerkat

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Wait, whaaat? You have an Irish girlfriend and a Russian girlfriend? :eek:

well.....yes Please, I feel awful but only started to date this one while here in Russia and can't tell my Irish lady over the phone...we will have a talk when I return....Im an a*shole but not a complete c**t

Jaxxy

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

well.....yes Please, I feel awful but only started to date this one while here in Russia and can't tell my Irish lady over the phone...we will have a talk when I return....Im an a*shole but not a complete c**t

So you've been in Russia since March and you've been stringing your Irish girlfriend along since then?

Might have been less cruel to link her to this thread.

Sardonicat

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

well.....yes Please, I feel awful but only started to date this one while here in Russia and can't tell my Irish lady over the phone...we will have a talk when I return....Im an a*shole but not a complete c**t

Just pray Irish (soon-to-be) ex-girlfriend is not on boards, eh?


I'm gonna have that stupid meerkat jingle in my head all night now.(cue more pathetic puns :rolleyes:)

CaptainMeerkat

JaxxY, I really really don't like what I am doing but I will NOT dump a girl (3.5yrs) over the phone or via a chat on some instant messangers...the details are complicated and irrelevant to both this topic and your morals about MY personal life

Sorry Sardonicat... love Alexandr Orlov though - he the legend! Check out the Compare the Meerkat bloopers on Youtube too, hilarious!

Jaxxy

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

JaxxY, I really really don't like what I am doing but I will NOT dump a girl (3.5yrs) over the phone or via a chat on some instant messangers...the details are complicated and irrelevant to both this topic and your morals about MY personal life

Sorry Sardonicat... love Alexandr Orlov though - he the legend! Check out the Compare the Meerkat bloopers on Youtube too, hilarious!

Nothing to do with my morals really, I was merely making an observation. Besides, you disclosed that information about YOUR personal life in this thread, leaving it open for public comment.

Personally I'd rather be dumped back in March over IM or phone rather than pine away and stay faithful to a bloke who is screwing a Russian English teacher behind my back for months on end. But that's just me. Maybe you like having her on standby in case you can't get your Russian missus into the country? :pac:

Oh Mr. Meerkat, you're a crafty one.

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

JaxxY, I really really don't like what I am doing but I will NOT dump a girl (3.5yrs) over the phone or via a chat on some instant messangers...the details are complicated and irrelevant to both this topic and your morals about MY personal life

Sorry Sardonicat... love Alexandr Orlov though - he the legend! Check out the Compare the Meerkat bloopers on Youtube too, hilarious!

Meerkat, that's even worse, 3.5 years and you are asking advise about how to bring a russian girl you have been seeing for a few months over to Ireland on a public forum:eek: That is brutal, hugely disrespectful and plain idiotic. Man up ffs...... She's a lucky girl

CCCP

Easy to judge , I'm sure He has his reasons. Sometimes relationships arent clear cut, and things can be messy, Its called life, give him a break.

SuperInfinity

In Soviet Russia, men are treated better than women!

CaptainMeerkat

mardi....

if u read the opening post instead of correcting my spelling - you would notice that I know this Russian girl for quite a while now and not a few months; and as CCCP says, there is a whole story that is irrelevant to this topic and anybody else but those involved. I don't need an analysis of my life, just the know-how to change certain parts!

@superinfinity...check your grammar... 'Soviet Russia...are...' in same sentence doesn't work since 1991

MardiB

CCCP wrote: »

Easy to judge , I'm sure He has his reasons. Sometimes relationships arent clear cut, and things can be messy, Its called life, give him a break.

Not really, he is stringing a longterm girlfrind along for 6 months. that's not cool, as he seems by this thread anyway serious about his russian girl. God I hope he is planning on moving with her to the same locality as his unbeknowing soon to be ex:rolleyes:

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

mardi....

if u read the opening post instead of correcting my spelling - you would notice that I know this Russian girl for quite a while now and not a few months; and as CCCP says, there is a whole story that is irrelevant to this topic and anybody else but those involved. I don't need an analysis of my life, just the know-how to change certain parts!

@superinfinity...check your grammar... 'Soviet Russia...are...' in same sentence doesn't work since 1991

Meerkat, If they know about each other, well then you have my sincerest apologies. If thet don't then I think you are out of order. You called yourself an ass$%le in one post, so I doubt It's the former. It would be better by phone than to string a girl along you are not interested in IMO

CaptainMeerkat

MardiB wrote: »

Meerkat, If they know about each other, well then you have my sincerest apologies. If thet don't then I think you are out of order. You called yourself an ass$%le in one post, so I doubt It's the former. It would be better by phone than to string a girl along you are not interested in IMO

one knows about the other one, so I guess I'm a bum cheek only

OutlawPete

Has she any sisters or friends?

I once had three Russians in the one night, black they were, so smooth .. you'd never get better Irish head.

God bless you Arthur.

old_aussie

Mail order bride.....stick a stamp on her

TheUsual

old_aussie wrote: »

Mail order bride.....stick a stamp on her

LOL :pac:

angry_fox

according to this thread in after hours we are going to have the coldest winter ever, so wait a few months for the place to freeze over, buy a sleigh, get some dogs (or reindeer) and you will have a lovely romantic trip over the frozen tundra of northern Europe to Ireland....... sorted

Kasabian

OP , buy a company off the shelf. Not expensive, you are only buying the name. Company then hires her on a long term contract, she gets working visa, you date her and then marry her.

http://www.thecompanywarehouse.co.uk/buy-a-company-name.asp

Make sure contract is just long enough to decide if you want her around but short enough for visa to run out if you need her shipped back free of charge.

I know this for other reasons than the OP's query.

CaptainMeerkat

Kasabian wrote: »

OP , buy a company off the shelf. Not expensive, you are only buying the name. Company then hires her on a long term contract, she gets working visa, you date her and then marry her.

http://www.thecompanywarehouse.co.uk/buy-a-company-name.asp

Make sure contract is just long enough to decide if you want her around but short enough for visa to run out if you need her shipped back free of charge.

I know this for other reasons than the OP's query.

thanks kasabian for the information. The thought had crossed my mind briefly but I'm sure one would create a big headache with the Registrar of Companies etc etc, as well as the actual need to file accounts showing income/expenditure, as well as tax paid to an employee who I won't actually be paying...

Hasmunch

PTO wrote: »

You'd have to pay tax on her

Grimreaper666 wrote: »

I thought it was VRT......

Ah yes.... vagina registration tax

Needs to be paid on all imported models