How can I bring my Russian girl to live in Ireland?

CaptainMeerkat

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

stepbar

<Grabs the popcorn>

phasers

Marry her

starbelgrade

Why settle for a Russian girl?

I hope you have compared the meerkat.

KeithM89_old

Surely it cant be that hard - there's thousands of them here already

baaaa

pics or....

PTO

You'd have to pay tax on her

admiralofthefleet

is she russian or staying for a bit longer?

Sticky_Fingers

You may find this thread interesting:

Bubbles and his mail order bride
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39170&highlight=mail+order+bride

I wonder how the happy family is getting along:pac:

Gunsfortoys

Lucky bastard.

Sanjuro

In Soviet Russia, girlfriend must be shipped by freight.

FearDark

tl,dr; Russain mail order bride cant come to Ireland before she gets job.

Cant help you OP.

admiralofthefleet

KeithM89 wrote: »

Surely it cant be that hard - there's thousands of them here already

he is serious, and dont call him shirley

michael999999

you need to post her picture here and ill arrange a passport for her.;) really,post her pic!!

starbelgrade

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

he is serious, and dont call him shirley

Can we call him Shirlsky?

CaptainMeerkat

Now now folks, no need for mail order, scam la de da jokes! I've thought of them all already.

Thanks for the link, I will have a look now! And yes, there are 1000s in Ireland already but thats when it was as easy to find a job as a politican in the Dail bar.

And to marry is fine but we are dating, not thinking marriage and 10 children! And even after marriage, it takes years for naturalisation as far as I know...

Orizio

**** off we're full of penises, you can send over the hot Russian chick though.

michael999999

i can even offer her a job on catherine street in limerick.is she any good at marketing?also a history of sales would be an advantage

admiralofthefleet

michael999999 wrote: »

you need to post her picture here and ill arrange a passport for her.;) really,post her pic!!

the happy couple

darragh16

Ring Eircom, they seem to help lads in this sort of situation...

michael999999

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the happy couple

im not sure which one to feel sorry for!!!

CaptainMeerkat

cheers orizio, nice america and australia (and even dreaded england) didnt say the same to us from the 1750s onwards.

And as for pics, oh a james bond 'for My eyes only' springs to mind'

Any popcorn left second poster?!

chucken1

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

Sending PM..cos this crowd are only messers!:)

Sardonicat

Meercat, I see lots of jobs for interpreters of Eastern European languages advertised in FAS. If she is an English teacher she should have no porblem getting a job interpreting Russsian/English.Does she have any other languages? Can't say how many hours pw this type of work offers though, it could be case by case.

michael999999

chucken1 wrote: »

Sending PM..cos this crowd are only messers!:)

i bet your chuckin one off even thinkin about her!!!

CaptainMeerkat

she has basic spanish and is in arabic classes too...clever girl! cheers for PM...much obliged chucken! But sure love the craic here too with the one-liners!

And as for Catherine St in Limerick, pleeeaaassssee! Limerick, come on...sure Dublin is closer to Russia, why travel to Limerick...pff

michael999999

lots of russian girls workin catherine street,just thought it was an idea.she could keep 40% of all profits!

CaptainMeerkat

cheers mick666-666-666

u really know hw to inspire confidence in a young lover like me!

interestingly, hw many samples of 'foreigner' have you sampled yourself there?! (No answered needed really...its rhetorical)

michael999999

i try and get a sample of each nation,so youll be keeping her for yourself so? would you be interested in a time share kind of deal with her?

starbelgrade

Ah lads, who added the "can't pull irish ladies" & "importing cheap home help" tags?

That's not very nice.

CaptainMeerkat

kinda off topic now mick really, time for ur pee bag to be emptied and off to bed u go....but thanks for the kind suggestions that my girl can become a 'lady of the night' in Limerick...sure maybe we can have her selling knives during the day, or better again...we will have her make a porno with Norris from Cornation Street in O Malley Park....

BACK TO TOPIC, pazhalsta!

CaptainMeerkat

@starbelgrade!

noticed that too! nice people....!

problem is (altho I failed to mention also), have fine girl at home in Ireland too but preferences preferences preferences! thats not important, thats for relationship forum!

admiralofthefleet

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

kinda off topic now mick really, time for ur pee bag to be emptied and off to bed u go....but thanks for the kind suggestions that my girl can become a 'lady of the night' in Limerick...sure maybe we can have her selling knives during the day, or better again...we will have her make a porno with Norris from Cornation Street in O Malley Park....

BACK TO TOPIC, pazhalsta!

throw in emily bishop getting bobbed with a dildo by rita from the cabin while they are both wearing red army gear with chefs hats and you have a deal

MidlandsM

Is she a black russian OP.........?

This her ? - cos I got the emails too........

bonerm

Currently watching The Wire Season 2. My suggestion is don't smuggle her in a shipping container.

CaptainMeerkat

Midlands, if u read OP, u will see that there are no emails! some smart ass decided to tag (who can do that btw?)...but thanks for the info..if i see this one around-ill be sure to give her a slap from yoy

admiralofthefleet

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Midlands, if u read OP, u will see that there are no emails! some smart ass decided to tag (who can do that btw?)...but thanks for the info..if i see this one around-ill be sure to give her a slap from yoy

is there ever a smell of moy off her?

Grimreaper666

PTO wrote: »

You'd have to pay tax on her

I thought it was VRT......

CaptainMeerkat

moy?

falan

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

You will need to apply to the Irish embassy in Moscow or whatever. You will need to prove that you know each other by providing lots of photos together inc photos with her family. You will need to state when and where you met. (A two week relationship will be refused).

I'm not 100% but i think she can get a 90 day holiday visa provided she does not work during this time. You will have to be able to support her and have evidence to prove this.

Hope this helps:)

admiralofthefleet

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

moy?

my bollix:pac:

starbelgrade

falan wrote: »

You will need to apply to the Irish embassy in Moscow or whatever. You will need to prove that you know each other by providing lots of photos together inc photos with her family. You will need to state when and where you met. (A two week relationship will be refused).

I'm not 100% but i think she can get a 90 day holiday visa provided she does not work during this time. You will have to be able to support her and have evidence to prove this.

Hope this helps:)

Spot the mail order bride expert /\ /\ /\

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

I hope you're not an Englidh teacher too...

CaptainMeerkat

thanks falan for the info...very much appreciated

I kind of knew about this tourist(y) visa thing, 90 day stay with all the associated fees. That is fine I guess but I'm looking more long term in the end-up

Your idea will be used in the meantime no doubt..

Mr Benevolent

OP just pay the invoice that came with her, it'll save you a lot of trouble in the long run. It'll also stop her reminding you to register her every two hours.

CaptainMeerkat

now Admiral, I think your all gone out to sea, or at least stuck half way out on the Liffey....

Star Bingo

tags :pac: russian mail brides r done to death though.. i'm gonna smuggle me naga hoe in. no-one has one o them i bet

CCCP

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

Hi all,

Firstly, I hope this is in the right forum , if not..please move but 'After Hours's' seems the best place for this!

Ok, so I am a frequent traveller to Russia for study and some business. Last year, I met a nice girl through a friend and we have been in contact ever since. I returned to Russia this year in March and will stay here until November.

The problem is: we have started dating but I can't stay here forever and she can't come to me without taking a job in Ireland (yeah right!). It is impossible to find anything there now...She is an Englidh teacher here but I doubt a non-native would get a job teaching English in Ireland somewhere!

So what can we do? Suggestions as to how to get around the very strict immigration rules for non-European citizens? And what sort of job availabilities are there?!

Many thanks in advance for help and advice,

C Meerkat

привет!

I have a Russian Wife, and have been through the whole thing.

In short marry her. If not then its quite difficult if not impossible. PM me any questions I am a bit of an expert on this whole thing by now. I will PM you some useful links.


Желаем удачи

CaptainMeerkat

@mardiB,

well done, gold star and blue peter badge for you...now go count all the letters in the post on your fingers, toes, tenticles or whatever else you got; and compare the ratio of the ONE wrong spelling (please don't bother telling me if there are others) to the rest. Its 4am in Russia btw...so way past your bedtime here

eimearcmh

Watch 'The Proposal'.

MardiB

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

@mardiB,

well done, gold star and blue peter badge for you...now go count all the letters in the post on your fingers, toes, tenticles or whatever else you got; and compare the ratio of the ONE wrong spelling (please don't bother telling me if there are others) to the rest. Its 4am in Russia btw...so way past your bedtime here

Sorry Captain Meerkat, I'm living in the West so don't get told when to go to bed by my man. I hope I didn't upset you too much, you are quite probably a fine English as a foreign language teacher.