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What law of the universe would you change?

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    #32
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    What ever the law is that makes you fat, Id have it so the more unhealthy food you eat the more healthy you become.


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    #33
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    The law that states i have to get out of bed at a ridiculous hour every morning instead of being all warm and in bed and not in a freezing cold lecture hall.


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    #34
    areu4real?
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭areu4real?


    Pookah wrote: »
    Click the 'Muphry's Law' link, you pair.

    Oh, the ironing, indeed.

    Foot, meet mouth :o


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    #35
    silverspoon
    Registered Users Posts: 361 ✭✭silverspoon


    Pookah wrote: »
    Murphy's Law.

    Anything that can go right, will go right.

    Bad news if you want to go left...


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    #36
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I'd make light faster and boobs bigger. Much bigger.


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    #37
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    silverspoon wrote: »
    Bad news if you want to go left...

    Na you just do a 270 degree turn to go left. Simples!


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    #38
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Na you just do a 270 degree turn to go left. Simples!

    Also, holding speed constant, a 270 degree turn takes the same amount of time and energy as a 90 degree turn.

    Problem solved.


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    #39
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Na you just do a 270 degree turn to go left. Simples!

    Zoolander?


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    #40
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    davyjose wrote: »
    Zoolander?

    Exactly. That guy was way ahead of his time


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    #41
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    what, is this a school for Ants!


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    #42
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    evercloserunion wrote: »
    Also, holding speed constant, a 270 degree turn takes the same amount of time and energy as a 90 degree turn.

    Problem solved.
    for real? that's amazing. what law is that? i want to make sure nobody changes it!


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    #43
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    The law that states that the same gob****es that ****ed up the country must be voted back in to fix the ****e they perpetrated in the first place.
    Well, there's the obligatory "RABBLE RABBLE GUBBERNMENT OVER DONE RANT" post that we've all become accustomed to.


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    #44
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Adam wrote: »
    for real? that's amazing. what law is that? i want to make sure nobody changes it!

    They were going to change it one time, but did a last-minute 180 degree volte-face.


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